For forty days and forty nights He sailed the broad Atlantic, Columbo and his scurvy crew For want of a screw were frantic. And when they got to Yankee land They spied a Yankee harlot When they came her cunt was lily-white When they left her cunt was scarlet. With lustful shout they ran about And practiced copulation And when they left to sail away They doubled the population. And when his men pulled out again, And reckoned all their score up, They'd caught a pox from every box That syphilized all Europe. DAVY COCKHEAD Melody - Davy Crockett Down in the valley where the black grass grows, There lives a lady without any clothes. Along came a man with a cap and a stick, Down went his pants, and up went his prick. CHORUS: Davy, Davy Cockhead, King of the wild fuckers. Three months past and all was well, Six months past, oh, what a swell, Nine months pass, oh, what a shock! Out came a baby with a nine-inch cock. CHRISTOPHER ROBIN Melody - Christopher Robin Little boy kneels at the foot of the stairs, Clutched in his hands is a tuft of white hairs, Oh, my, just fancy that, Christopher Robin castrated the cat. Little boy kneels at the foot of the bed, Lily-white hands are caressing his head, Oh, my, couldn't be worse, Christopher Robin is fucking his nurse.
For forty days and forty nights He sailed the broad Atlantic, Columbo and his scurvy crew For want of a screw were frantic. And when they got to Yankee land They spied a Yankee harlot When they came her cunt was lily-white When they left her cunt was scarlet. With lustful shout they ran about And practiced copulation And when they left to sail away They doubled the population. And when his men pulled out again, And reckoned all their score up, They'd caught a pox from every box That syphilized all Europe. DAVY COCKHEAD Melody - Davy Crockett Down in the valley where the black grass grows, There lives a lady without any clothes. Along came a man with a cap and a stick, Down went his pants, and up went his prick. CHORUS: Davy, Davy Cockhead, King of the wild fuckers. Three months past and all was well, Six months past, oh, what a swell, Nine months pass, oh, what a shock! Out came a baby with a nine-inch cock. CHRISTOPHER ROBIN Melody - Christopher Robin Little boy kneels at the foot of the stairs, Clutched in his hands is a tuft of white hairs, Oh, my, just fancy that, Christopher Robin castrated the cat. Little boy kneels at the foot of the bed, Lily-white hands are caressing his head, Oh, my, couldn't be worse, Christopher Robin is fucking his nurse.
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