There's an oversexed lady named Whyte, Who insists on a dozen a night. A fellow named Cheddar, Had the brashness to wed her_ His chance of survival is slight. There was a young man from Bengal, Who claimed he had only one ball. But two little bitches, Pulled down this man's breeches, And proved he had nothing at all. What with female Marines, Sergeant Trilling, Finds his life in the Corps more fulfilling. In the daytime, his skill, Is close-order drill, While at night, it's in close-ardor drilling! Cried exuberant Sheik Fahzee Dik, "The E Vitamin has a great kick! My harem brood, Are frequently screwed, For it pricks up the shtick in my mick!" A physical fellow named Fisk, Could screw at a rate very brisk. So fast was his action, The Fitzgerald contraction, Would shrink up his rod to a disk. There was a young lady at sea, Who complained that it hurt her to pee. Said the brawny old mate, "That accounts for the state, Of the cook and the captain and me." An inventor of genius named Moore, Made himself a mechanical whore. But he failed when he wooed her, She unscrewed as he screwed her, And her clit clattered down to the floor. A self-centered sugar named Perkins, Would work off her urges with gherkins. Until, with a skid, Inside her one slid, And pickled her internal workin's.
There's an oversexed lady named Whyte, Who insists on a dozen a night. A fellow named Cheddar, Had the brashness to wed her_ His chance of survival is slight. There was a young man from Bengal, Who claimed he had only one ball. But two little bitches, Pulled down this man's breeches, And proved he had nothing at all. What with female Marines, Sergeant Trilling, Finds his life in the Corps more fulfilling. In the daytime, his skill, Is close-order drill, While at night, it's in close-ardor drilling! Cried exuberant Sheik Fahzee Dik, "The E Vitamin has a great kick! My harem brood, Are frequently screwed, For it pricks up the shtick in my mick!" A physical fellow named Fisk, Could screw at a rate very brisk. So fast was his action, The Fitzgerald contraction, Would shrink up his rod to a disk. There was a young lady at sea, Who complained that it hurt her to pee. Said the brawny old mate, "That accounts for the state, Of the cook and the captain and me." An inventor of genius named Moore, Made himself a mechanical whore. But he failed when he wooed her, She unscrewed as he screwed her, And her clit clattered down to the floor. A self-centered sugar named Perkins, Would work off her urges with gherkins. Until, with a skid, Inside her one slid, And pickled her internal workin's.
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