ONCE A BLOODY HASHMAN Melody - Waltzing Matilda Once a bloody Hashman fell into a shiggy-pit, Tripped on the edge of a benjo ditch, And he hummed and he stank as he swallowed all that shiggy-pit, I'll never see Beer Near, said he. CHORUS: Short-cutting bastard, short-cutting bastard, I'll never short-cut again, said he. And he stank as he sank and wallowed in that shiggy-pit, Who'll come a'running the Hash with me? Up jumped a papa-san screaming most hysterically, You can't run through my cane, said he, That's my jolly shiggy-pit you've got in your underpants, That will cost you tak-san yen, one, two, three. Out climbed the Hashman, dripping very smellily, You'll never get your kitty from me, And he squelched and he oozed as the papa-san he ran away, Who'll come a'running the Hash with me? Now his voice may be heard As he runs the trail so all-alone, Please, please, please blow your whistle for me, But the pack, far ahead, is hiding very craftily, Back to your shiggy-pit and let us be. ONLY REAL MEN RUN THE SOUTHSIDE Melody - Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland By Malibog, Angeles City HHH Lacy things, have gone missing, Didn't ask her permission, They're wearing her clothes, her silk panty-hose, And running 'round in womens' underwear. CHORUS: Okay guys, if you wanna, You can dress like Madonna, Put on some eyeshade, make a SouthSide parade, Go running 'round in womens' underwear. On ET, there is a teddy, Little straps, like spaghetti, It hugs him real tight like Primo's handcuffs at night, He's running 'round in womens' underwear.
ONCE A BLOODY HASHMAN Melody - Waltzing Matilda Once a bloody Hashman fell into a shiggy-pit, Tripped on the edge of a benjo ditch, And he hummed and he stank as he swallowed all that shiggy-pit, I'll never see Beer Near, said he. CHORUS: Short-cutting bastard, short-cutting bastard, I'll never short-cut again, said he. And he stank as he sank and wallowed in that shiggy-pit, Who'll come a'running the Hash with me? Up jumped a papa-san screaming most hysterically, You can't run through my cane, said he, That's my jolly shiggy-pit you've got in your underpants, That will cost you tak-san yen, one, two, three. Out climbed the Hashman, dripping very smellily, You'll never get your kitty from me, And he squelched and he oozed as the papa-san he ran away, Who'll come a'running the Hash with me? Now his voice may be heard As he runs the trail so all-alone, Please, please, please blow your whistle for me, But the pack, far ahead, is hiding very craftily, Back to your shiggy-pit and let us be. ONLY REAL MEN RUN THE SOUTHSIDE Melody - Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland By Malibog, Angeles City HHH Lacy things, have gone missing, Didn't ask her permission, They're wearing her clothes, her silk panty-hose, And running 'round in womens' underwear. CHORUS: Okay guys, if you wanna, You can dress like Madonna, Put on some eyeshade, make a SouthSide parade, Go running 'round in womens' underwear. On ET, there is a teddy, Little straps, like spaghetti, It hugs him real tight like Primo's handcuffs at night, He's running 'round in womens' underwear.
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