Well, this trail was not hard to track But I noticed when I was looking back A hasher had gone astray. He said, know these hares and where go, “I they’ll be way ahead of the pack, you We’ll know.” So I followed. Surely this guy knows the way. But as the pack faded away, His confidence fell to decay. I thought we were so shrewd, But now we were really screwed! So I turned back for a trail more true, I was that hasher and his mother too. cussin’ Yes, I was short-cutter’s blues singin’ The day I found the hash. And we were shouting... CHORUS Twiggy shiggy, this a biggie, swamp’s But I plunged right in just like a barn yard piggy And sank down to my balls. The trail finally took some higher ground But a thorny vine my ankle found And like Humpty, I had a great fall. So now my leg was streaked with blood As it flowed down through the dried-on mud, But I guessed this was not rare no one seemed to care. ‘Cause And as I hashed on past shrub and tree I developed my philosophy That a shiggy the trail for me trail’s The day I found the hash And we were shouting.... CHORUS
Well, this trail was not hard to track But I noticed when I was looking back A hasher had gone astray. He said, “I know these hares and where they’ll go, We’ll be way ahead of the pack, you know.” So I followed. Surely this guy knows the way. But as the pack faded away, His confidence fell to decay. I thought we were so shrewd, But now we were really screwed! So I turned back for a trail more true, I was cussin’ that hasher and his mother too. Yes, I was singin’ short-cutter’s blues The day I found the hash. And we were shouting... CHORUS Twiggy shiggy, this swamp’s a biggie, But I plunged right in just like a barn yard piggy And sank down to my balls. The trail finally took some higher ground But a thorny vine my ankle found And like Humpty, I had a great fall. So now my leg was streaked with blood As it flowed down through the dried-on mud, But I guessed this was not rare ‘Cause no one seemed to care. And as I hashed on past shrub and tree I developed my philosophy That a shiggy trail’s the trail for me The day I found the hash And we were shouting.... CHORUS
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