Elliot Melfi elliot23@live.unc.edu What We Mean When We Say “Love” After work, Henry, Fred and I all went out to get a drink. Fred is technically our we have to pay for his cab home. I boss, which means we don’t complain whenever actually mind since he usually buys a round or two for all and don’t of us once he’s good plastered, but I think Henry gets tired of having to play babysitter for a grown man. Nobody suggested it, but somehow we wound up at a local pub that claimed to be Irish but looked more like a green Hooters. We ordered nothing but appetizers, taking our time to finish each one off before ordering the next, and drank to make them taste less like fried rubber. By the time evening rolled around, an empty pitcher sat between us, surrounded by baskets coated with fry grease and melted cheese. Fred was talking, which meant Henry and I were supposed to listen. off me! Must be my Italian blood, drives women “They can’t keep their hands wild. - Dana from he said. I’m telling you accounting? She wants it,”
Elliot Melfi elliot23@live.unc.edu What We Mean When We Say “Love” After work, Henry, Fred and I all went out to get a drink. Fred is technically our boss, which means we don’t complain whenever we have to pay for his cab home. I actually don’t mind since he usually buys a round or two for all of us once he’s good and plastered, but I think Henry gets tired of having to play babysitter for a grown man. Nobody suggested it, but somehow we wound up at a local pub that claimed to be Irish but looked more like a green Hooters. We ordered nothing but appetizers, taking our time to finish each one off before ordering the next, and drank to make them taste less like fried rubber. By the time evening rolled around, an empty pitcher sat between us, surrounded by baskets coated with fry grease and melted cheese. Fred was talking, which meant Henry and I were supposed to listen. “They can’t keep their hands off me! Must be my Italian blood, drives women wild. I’m telling you - Dana from accounting? She wants it,” he said.
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