DIANA: You never have thought have you-- DIANA: Amounts to the same thing-- FELIX: I'm not so conceited to think I could-- FELIX: What can we do? DIANA: Ah, then--but-- DIANA: That's what I'm asking you-- FELIX: Well, now, what, but-- FELIX: Go straight to Enid-- DIANA: Are you in love with me? DIANA: But Enid believes it! FELIX: (Shouts) No! FELIX: Nonsense! DIANA: Thank goodness! But-- DIANA: She said so-- FELIX: What-- FELIX: What "she" said so? DIANA: That's what they say-- DIANA: Mrs. Packard said they all say it. FELIX: That I am in love with you-- FELIX: How do they know? DIANA: And that I am in love with you-- DIANA: They don't, but they think they do so it amounts to the same thing. FELIX: And-- FELIX: But Enid can't believe it-- DIANA: Exactly! DIANA: But there's proof that she does believe it-- FELIX: Holy smokes! FELIX: It's too absurd-- DIANA: But it's not true! DIANA: Mrs. Packard said that Enid said that you said you were in FELIX: (Shouts) No! love with me or something like that--and that Enid hates me-- DIANA: But they say it's true! FELIX: That's not true, I know she likes you-- FELIX: And what they say-- DIANA: But Mrs. Packard wouldn't dare say anything--
DIANA: You never have thought have you-- FELIX: I'm not so conceited to think I could-- DIANA: Ah, then--but-- FELIX: Well, now, what, but-- DIANA: Are you in love with me? FELIX: (Shouts) No! DIANA: Thank goodness! But-- FELIX: What-- DIANA: That's what they say-- FELIX: That I am in love with you-- DIANA: And that I am in love with you-- FELIX: And-- DIANA: Exactly! FELIX: Holy smokes! DIANA: But it's not true! FELIX: (Shouts) No! DIANA: But they say it's true! FELIX: And what they say-- DIANA: Amounts to the same thing-- FELIX: What can we do? DIANA: That's what I'm asking you-- FELIX: Go straight to Enid-- DIANA: But Enid believes it! FELIX: Nonsense! DIANA: She said so-- FELIX: What "she" said so? DIANA: Mrs. Packard said they all say it. FELIX: How do they know? DIANA: They don't, but they think they do so it amounts to the same thing. FELIX: But Enid can't believe it-- DIANA: But there's proof that she does believe it-- FELIX: It's too absurd-- DIANA: Mrs. Packard said that Enid said that you said you were in love with me or something like that--and that Enid hates me-- FELIX: That's not true, I know she likes you-- DIANA: But Mrs. Packard wouldn't dare say anything--
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