Said Fred. the poor schmuck his “What about him?” “If can’t satisfy, then that’s problem. IN FACT, practically be doing the guy a favor, keeping his wife happy for I’ll him. A lot of people pay good money for that sort of thing, but be giving it to him - and I’ll her- pro bono.” a Said Henry. down the line the “Oh yeah, you’re real martyr.” “Years guy’s gonna come up to you and say a bundle for screwing my wife. It ‘Gosh mister, thanks sure did make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside to find out she was sleeping with her sleazy boss for the past few years.’” be the only one feeling all warm and fuzzy Said Fred. He held “He won’t inside.” out his fist. This time, Henry left him hanging. the matter with you not “What’s guys? It’s that serious.” it is I said “Yeah man.” said Henry. “It’s kinda messed up,” got a “She’s husband.” day she might have kids with this “One guy.” be sticking your nose where it “You’d doesn’t belong.” I get Said Fred. a scumbag, a monster, Hitler, I GET IT. “Alright it!” “I’m I’m I’m God forbid we lay any of this blame on poor little Dana, even though the one she’s making eyes at me!” said Henry. “Donna,” swear to God to turn your glasses into “I I’m about contact lenses.” wait I said. would we be “Wait wait.” “Why blaming her?” I the one Said Fred. “Cause ain’t who’s married!”
“What about him?” Said Fred. “If the poor schmuck can’t satisfy, then that’s his problem. IN FACT, I’ll practically be doing the guy a favor, keeping his wife happy for him. A lot of people pay good money for that sort of thing, but I’ll be giving it to him - and her- pro bono.” “Oh yeah, you’re a real martyr.” Said Henry. “Years down the line the guy’s gonna come up to you and say ‘Gosh mister, thanks a bundle for screwing my wife. It sure did make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside to find out she was sleeping with her sleazy boss for the past few years.’” “He won’t be the only one feeling all warm and fuzzy inside.” Said Fred. He held out his fist. This time, Henry left him hanging. “What’s the matter with you guys? It’s not that serious.” “Yeah it is man.” I said “It’s kinda messed up,” said Henry. “She’s got a husband.” “One day she might have kids with this guy.” “You’d be sticking your nose where it doesn’t belong.” “Alright I get it!” Said Fred. “I’m a scumbag, I’m a monster, I’m Hitler, I GET IT. God forbid we lay any of this blame on poor little Dana, even though she’s the one making eyes at me!” “Donna,” said Henry. “I swear to God I’m about to turn your glasses into contact lenses.” “Wait wait wait.” I said. “Why would we be blaming her?” “Cause I ain’t the one who’s married!” Said Fred.
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