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calendar on the shortest month of the year! Is there anything I can do? After looking at the photo awaiting you for March, it’s probably best to pretend it’s a leap year. You won’t be the only one… Hild Bede goes to the Movies Each month we look at one aspect of life and put the spotlight on 5 of the biggest names in college. This month’s winners are: George ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ Adam ‘Withnall and I’ Sam ‘Harry Potter and the Chambers of Secrets’ Max ‘Taxi Driver’ ‘Silence of the Lambs’ Did you know? Hild Bede’s college bar came to be called the Vernon Arms after its nickname ‘Vermin Arms’, derived from a rat infestation 20 years ago, was held responsible for declining sales. Hild Bede Lookalikes Robin van Persie Shaun Maxam (3rd Year) Spotted in Durham Former Byker Grove star, and now unknown ‘celebrity’, Andrew Hayden-Smith was spotted on the train to Durham at the start of term. HB Sauce’s Side Serving of Satire By Chris Atkin Putting the world to rights… When a major scandal hits the press, it often doesn’t take long before there is a backlash in favour of the scapegoat. Unless of course you’re a corrupt MP… Sky’s Andy Gray and Richard Keys received a delayed show of support following their dismissal/resignation as fellow presenters admitted they too would have faced the axe if all the comments they made were broadcast. Many people voiced concerns that soon we’ll all be watching bland drones acting as pundits. No change there then. However, before we are whipped into a frenzy bracing ourselves for the news that Alan Titchmarsh is making the move to Sky Sports, it’s important to remember why the former presenters left their coveted roles. Firstly, they questioned the ability of the female lineswoman based purely on her gender and, in a separate incident, Andy Gray told Charlotte Jackson, a fellow female presenter to ‘tuck him in’. Although she ignored the suggestion, she was evidently uncomfortable with the comment. The array of videos on Youtube show such remarks were not isolated incidents. Surely, when you’re paid £1.7million
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