fair point, but what if she he you cheat on “Okay never found out?” asked. “Would her if you knew for sure, without a trace of doubt, that she would never know and it would never come up again?” I thought for a know, and I do that to second. “No. I’d still couldn’t her.” he why is “AHA!” shouted. “And that?” I love her you dipshit, and you mess with true love once you find “Because don’t it.” your problem right “Well, there’s there.” have no idea I said. “I what you’re saying,” “You wouldn’t.” swear to god Henry about to break my foot off in your “I I’m ass.” guys will not believe the shit that just happened to Fred said, sliding “You me,” back into his chair. in the bathroom, right? Just minding my own business, “So I’m thinking about whether to call in sick tomorrow, taking a leak, when all of a sudden the stall door opens, and who the-” comes in? That’s right, it’s up for a I said. us settle this. Do you think that Donna “Shut sec, Fred.” “Help loves her husband?” He you guys still all bent up about that? Look, drop it, groaned. “Aw man, are I’ll alright? Would that make you ladies happy? Would that get those knots out of your panties?” I said. I mean yes, but also no, but not what this is about “No,” “Well that’s anymore. Anyway, do you think she loves her husband. Like as in, real, true, kind love?”
“Okay fair point, but what if she never found out?” he asked. “Would you cheat on her if you knew for sure, without a trace of doubt, that she would never know and it would never come up again?” I thought for a second. “No. I’d still know, and I couldn’t do that to her.” “AHA!” he shouted. “And why is that?” “Because I love her you dipshit, and you don’t mess with true love once you find it.” “Well, there’s your problem right there.” “I have no idea what you’re saying,” I said. “You wouldn’t.” “I swear to god Henry I’m about to break my foot off in your ass.” “You guys will not believe the shit that just happened to me,” Fred said, sliding back into his chair. “So I’m in the bathroom, right? Just minding my own business, thinking about whether to call in sick tomorrow, taking a leak, when all of a sudden the stall door opens, and who comes in? That’s right, it’s the-” “Shut up for a sec, Fred.” I said. “Help us settle this. Do you think that Donna loves her husband?” He groaned. “Aw man, are you guys still all bent up about that? Look, I’ll drop it, alright? Would that make you ladies happy? Would that get those knots out of your panties?” “No,” I said. “Well I mean yes, but also no, but that’s not what this is about anymore. Anyway, do you think she loves her husband. Like as in, real, true, love?” kind
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