are you, he said. “What dumb?” “Of course not.” said Henry. “Thank you!” said Fred. one of you chucklefucks touch my “Cause there’s no such thing,” “Did nachos?” ⧫ not saying she love said Henry. just saying not the “I’m doesn’t him,” “I’m it’s of thinking love you’re about.” just saying not making I said. “And I’m you’re sense,” not - he said. let me try to walk you two through this one “It’s it’s just...” “Alright, more time. First, can we all agree that she loves her husband?” I said. “Yes,” Why said Fred, stacking our empty glasses into a pyramid. “Sure. not,” And can we agree that been making eyes at he said. “Good. she’s Fred?” “I guess.” “Youbetcha.” would she sleep with someone, like this hairy mofo right here, if “Okay. Finally, she were in love with someone else?” I said. “No,” said Fred. why not the bad guy in this situation. If God “No,” “And that’s I’m himself made these two for each other, gonna happen. BUT whatever, nothing’s she’s making eyes at me, which means she really love the guy, and that just doesn’t she’s been taking him for a people got sleepy when they drank. Fred one ride.” Some wasn’t
“What are you, dumb?” he said. “Of course not.” “Thank you!” said Henry. “Cause there’s no such thing,” said Fred. “Did one of you chucklefucks touch my nachos?” ⧫ “I’m not saying she doesn’t love him,” said Henry. “I’m just saying it’s not the of love you’re thinking about.” “And I’m just saying you’re not making sense,” I said. “It’s not - it’s just...” he said. “Alright, let me try to walk you two through this one more time. First, can we all agree that she loves her husband?” “Yes,” I said. “Sure. Why not,” said Fred, stacking our empty glasses into a pyramid. “Good. And can we agree that she’s been making eyes at Fred?” he said. “I guess.” “Youbetcha.” “Okay. Finally, would she sleep with someone, like this hairy mofo right here, if she were in love with someone else?” “No,” I said. “No,” said Fred. “And that’s why I’m not the bad guy in this situation. If God himself made these two for each other, whatever, nothing’s gonna happen. BUT she’s making eyes at me, which means she doesn’t really love the guy, and that she’s just been taking him for a ride.” Some people got sleepy when they drank. Fred wasn’t one
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