MARLOWE What your father does. And also the Queen as responsible as anyone Who’s For my death. SHAKESPEARE What have you, Marlowe, done? MARLOWE Let loose the dogs of war, no, the bitches, worse, To right some wrongs— SHAKESPEARE be burned as witches, They’ll Worse than heretics! commit treason! They’ll We have to stop them! MARLOWE Okay, your reason? what’s SHAKESPEARE For stopping them? You care because you are— don’t MARLOWE Deceased? honor your Catholicism—get a priest I’ll To give me final rites. what called? That’s they’re SHAKESPEARE Your selfishness has left me quite appalled. You only care about yourself, Sirrah. MARLOWE use that in your plays. Make it a law. Don’t No use of in any line or scenes. “Sirrah” Why? No one will know what the fuck it means. that and this, absurd. “Sirrah” “Sirrah” it’s And a down home country word. “fardel”—such Your background is a fardel, as in “burden.”
MARLOWE What your father does. And also the Queen Who’s as responsible as anyone For my death. SHAKESPEARE What have you, Marlowe, done? MARLOWE Let loose the dogs of war, no, worse, the bitches, To right some wrongs— SHAKESPEARE They’ll be burned as witches, Worse than heretics! They’ll commit treason! We have to stop them! MARLOWE Okay, what’s your reason? SHAKESPEARE For stopping them? You don’t care because you are— MARLOWE Deceased? I’ll honor your Catholicism—get a priest To give me final rites. That’s what they’re called? SHAKESPEARE Your selfishness has left me quite appalled. You only care about yourself, Sirrah. MARLOWE Don’t use that in your plays. Make it a law. No use of “Sirrah” in any line or scenes. Why? No one will know what the fuck it means. “Sirrah” that and “Sirrah” this, it’s absurd. And “fardel”—such a down home country word. Your background is a fardel, as in “burden.”
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