Business of an exact hornpipe, only “hauling down.” “hoisting slacks,” etc.: danced while seated.) (At end of the dance: groups.) nemo. Hold on, Captain! You have to jump. (playing checkers with Captain Grouch) captain grouch. Jump! Where? (angry) nemo. There! you see? (indicates) Don’t captain grouch. Oh! If I could only swear! (enraged) (jumps on checkerboard) nemo. Then I take three of your men, see? (jumping) captain grouch. Oh fudge! The deuce and the very old dickens! If (in a terrible rage) I could only swear! candy kid. Well, why you swear if you (coming down to Captain Grouch) want don’t to, Captain? nemo. I thought all pirates used bad language. captain grouch. Ay, ay! So they do, my lad, so they do. But not not old Bill me, Grouch. Not Lads? us—eh? pirates. Ay, ay, Captain. (sadly) nemo. Well, why Captain? You look as if swearing. not, you’d enjoy captain grouch. Ay, lad! So I would. Old Tom Grouch loves his language, but thar’s no swearing on board this pirate craft. The cook let us. ’ere won’t nemo, sally, candy kid. The cook!! & captain grouch. Ay, lad! nemo. he ever swear? Why? Doesn’t captain grouch. Ha! no a woman. he; ’Tain’t it’s candy kid. But can she stop you? captain grouch. Sh! My lads, you her. a hypnotist—this (alarmed) don’t know She’s cook is. Anything she wants us to do, she hypnotizes us. she, lads? ’ere Doesn’t all pirates. Ay, ay, Captain. (sadly)
“hauling down.” Business of “hoisting slacks,” etc.: an exact hornpipe, only danced while seated.) (At end of the dance: groups.) nemo. (playing checkers with Captain Grouch) Hold on, Captain! You have to jump. captain grouch. (angry) Jump! Where? nemo. There! (indicates) Don’t you see? captain grouch. (enraged) Oh! If I could only swear! (jumps on checkerboard) nemo. (jumping) Then I take three of your men, see? captain grouch. (in a terrible rage) Oh fudge! The deuce and the very old dickens! If I could only swear! candy kid. (coming down to Captain Grouch) Well, why don’t you swear if you want to, Captain? nemo. I thought all pirates used bad language. captain grouch. Ay, ay! So they do, my lad, so they do. But not me, not old Bill Grouch. Not us—eh? Lads? pirates. (sadly) Ay, ay, Captain. nemo. Well, why not, Captain? You look as if you’d enjoy swearing. captain grouch. Ay, lad! So I would. Old Tom Grouch loves his language, but thar’s no swearing on board this ’ere pirate craft. The cook won’t let us. nemo, sally, & candy kid. The cook!! captain grouch. Ay, lad! nemo. Why? Doesn’t he ever swear? captain grouch. Ha! ’Tain’t no he; it’s a woman. candy kid. But can she stop you? captain grouch. (alarmed) Sh! My lads, you don’t know her. She’s a hypnotist—this ’ere cook is. Anything she wants us to do, she hypnotizes us. Doesn’t she, lads? all pirates. (sadly) Ay, ay, Captain.