candy kid. Hello there, everybody! (as he bobs up) princess. The Candy Kid! Well, glad to see are the only one at (pleased) you. You I’m Court who me. understands candy kid. the matter with our Little Princess? Why, what’s princess. I want a playmate. candy kid. Oh, ask me your the something harder! There’s storybook. I’ll just turn pages and find you any old playmate you wish. Come (goes up to the big book) now. Watch the Professor! Here you are. (The Candy Kid turns a page of the book. Flip appears in his characteristic dress, smoking his usual cigar, standing in one of his characteristic poses.) princess. Flip! (annoyed) flip. Howdy, Princess? Say, got glad news for My uncle, the (very cheerful) you. I’ve Guard of Dawn, said I might come over and play in your yard. (He comes out of the book and downstage.) princess. Well, you may as well go right home. want you. I don’t flip. you tickled? Why, say! As a little playmate, I got all (chagrined) What! Aren’t the blue ribbons at the bench show. Come (dances around cheerfully as he talks) play play Say, Princess, did you ever on! Let’s somethin’! Let’s kissin’ games. play “Post Office”? princess. No!! (bored) flip. Gee! Talk (always dancing around as he talks, with burlesque of a lively child) about your fun. First I go out of the room, hide behind the door— candy kid. And stay there a year. (interrupting) flip. Naw! Then someone comes out and a letter in the post (disgusted) says, “There’s office with sixteen stamps on Then I come in and kiss you sixteen times. it.” Say—there’s a game! start right in. Let’s (He dances up to the Princess.) princess. Go away! I you! (pushing him away) hate
candy kid. (as he bobs up) Hello there, everybody! princess. (pleased) The Candy Kid! Well, I’m glad to see you. You are the only one at Court who understands me. candy kid. Why, what’s the matter with our Little Princess? princess. I want a playmate. candy kid. Oh, ask me something harder! There’s your storybook. I’ll just turn the pages and find you any old playmate you wish. (goes up to the big book) Come now. Watch the Professor! Here you are. (The Candy Kid turns a page of the book. Flip appears in his characteristic dress, smoking his usual cigar, standing in one of his characteristic poses.) princess. (annoyed) Flip! flip. (very cheerful) Howdy, Princess? Say, I’ve got glad news for you. My uncle, the Guard of Dawn, said I might come over and play in your yard. (He comes out of the book and downstage.) princess. Well, you may as well go right home. I don’t want you. flip. (chagrined) What! Aren’t you tickled? Why, say! As a little playmate, I got all the blue ribbons at the bench show. (dances around cheerfully as he talks) Come on! Let’s play somethin’! Let’s play kissin’ games. Say, Princess, did you ever play “Post Office”? princess. (bored) No!! flip. (always dancing around as he talks, with burlesque of a lively child) Gee! Talk about your fun. First I go out of the room, hide behind the door— candy kid. (interrupting) And stay there a year. flip. (disgusted) Naw! Then someone comes out and says, “There’s a letter in the post office with sixteen stamps on it.” Then I come in and kiss you sixteen times. Say—there’s a game! Let’s start right in. (He dances up to the Princess.) princess. (pushing him away) Go away! I hate you!