“Fuck it.” I thought. “I’ll make the old codgers day.” I stayed sat like that until my name came up on the screen and went into the doctor’s room. “Good morning Sam, I see from your notes that you haven’t been to see us for a long time, not since you you were a baby actually, how are you keeping?” “Just fine doctor.” “There seems to be a bit of confusion in the notes that have come from your school. They say that you’re a boy, but you certainly don’t look like a boy to me.” I looked down at my lap and saw that my skirt wasn’t covering my pubes, and that I’d sat like a boy again. “No, I’m definitely a girl.” “So what can I do for you today?” “Mum told me to tell you that I need to go on the pill.” “I see, are you sexually active Sam?” “Well I haven’t actually fucked yet if that’s what you mean.” “Yes Sam, that’s what I mean. But you’re thinking about it?” “How can I not think about it?” “I see. …. Because you haven’t been to see me for so long, and the nature of your request, I think that it’s best that I give you a full examination before
“Fuck it.” I thought. “I’ll make the old codgers day.” I stayed sat like that until my name came up on the screen and went into the doctor’s room. “Good morning Sam, I see from your notes that you haven’t been to see us for a long time, not since you you were a baby actually, how are you keeping?” “Just fine doctor.” “There seems to be a bit of confusion in the notes that have come from your school. They say that you’re a boy, but you certainly don’t look like a boy to me.” I looked down at my lap and saw that my skirt wasn’t covering my pubes, and that I’d sat like a boy again. “No, I’m definitely a girl.” “So what can I do for you today?” “Mum told me to tell you that I need to go on the pill.” “I see, are you sexually active Sam?” “Well I haven’t actually fucked yet if that’s what you mean.” “Yes Sam, that’s what I mean. But you’re thinking about it?” “How can I not think about it?” “I see. …. Because you haven’t been to see me for so long, and the nature of your request, I think that it’s best that I give you a full examination before