SIDNEY SIDNEY You're not ugly. They're lovely. PHIL (Phil sees Sidney's old lady mask for the first time. He is suddenly I'm not? speechless. He stares a moment. He takes off his glasses and cleans them. He puts them on and looks again. Sidney puts the SIDNEY flowers to the side of the table and looks at Phil happily. After a few Take off your glasses again. moments of silence) (Phil does and Sidney takes a very close look.) PHIL What's with the mask? SIDNEY (CONT.) You have very nice eyes. SIDNEY Does it scare you? PHIL Really? You do too. PHIL Not really... it's just... weird. SIDNEY Stop that. SIDNEY Hmm... so you're not gonna run off on me? PHIL What? PHIL I have to admit. I'm a little curious. Why would you wear an old SIDNEY person mask to dinner? And do the weird voice? No physical stuff now. SIDNEY PHIL It's my way of weeding out the losers. I want to find a man who But you said my eyes... and your eyes are.. well... pretty... likes what I'm really like and doesn't let my looks get in the way. SINDEY PHIL No. Tell me about it.
SIDNEY They're lovely. (Phil sees Sidney's old lady mask for the first time. He is suddenly speechless. He stares a moment. He takes off his glasses and cleans them. He puts them on and looks again. Sidney puts the flowers to the side of the table and looks at Phil happily. After a few moments of silence) PHIL What's with the mask? SIDNEY Does it scare you? PHIL Not really... it's just... weird. SIDNEY Hmm... so you're not gonna run off on me? PHIL I have to admit. I'm a little curious. Why would you wear an old person mask to dinner? And do the weird voice? SIDNEY It's my way of weeding out the losers. I want to find a man who likes what I'm really like and doesn't let my looks get in the way. PHIL Tell me about it. SIDNEY You're not ugly. PHIL I'm not? SIDNEY Take off your glasses again. (Phil does and Sidney takes a very close look.) SIDNEY (CONT.) You have very nice eyes. PHIL Really? You do too. SIDNEY Stop that. PHIL What? SIDNEY No physical stuff now. PHIL But you said my eyes... and your eyes are.. well... pretty... SINDEY No.