MARGARET Feels like chicken skin. And also milky? ANNE Yuck. Come home, explain. DOROTHY And let our sister marry. I cannot bear another day, with of “Anne Canterbury.” MARGARET I pity her poor husband. What a tosser. DOROTHY as sordid as a tale by Chaucer. Their love’s SHAKESPEARE read Chaucer? So all learned to read? She’s they’ve ANNE Our duty. known—pious women have more beauty, It’s So we read the Bible, most every day. DOROTHY supposed to keep the uglies away. It’s It worked for me. So our father— hasn’t ANNE --said to sister Dorothy not to bother. DOROTHY If not dead, then we should go. you’re filled with plague—didn’t you know? London’s MARLOWE I think immune. that I’m MARGARET that you said? What’s
MARGARET Feels like chicken skin. And also milky? ANNE Yuck. Come home, explain. DOROTHY And let our sister marry. I cannot bear another day, with “Anne of Canterbury.” MARGARET I pity her poor husband. What a tosser. DOROTHY Their love’s as sordid as a tale by Chaucer. SHAKESPEARE She’s read Chaucer? So they’ve all learned to read? ANNE Our duty. It’s known—pious women have more beauty, So we read the Bible, most every day. DOROTHY It’s supposed to keep the uglies away. It hasn’t worked for me. So our father— ANNE --said to sister Dorothy not to bother. DOROTHY If you’re not dead, then we should go. London’s filled with plague—didn’t you know? MARLOWE I think that I’m immune. MARGARET What’s that you said?