Whoever thought that the day would come when Taipei looked like Venice, albeit without the lights? That Chunghsiao East Road would turn into a fork of the Keelung River? Or that the subway system would be turned into a giant underground swimming pool?
台北會變成沒有燈火的威尼斯、忠孝東路成了基隆河的支流，地下鐵和捷運成了大型游泳池。