The barkeep asks, 'What'll it be?'" "The Demacian says, 'Uh, I'll have a wine.' No, wait, an ale! Yeah... " "Then the Noxian says, 'I'll have a... a wine.' Yeah, he wants a wine." "And the Freljordian says, 'I'll drink anything, so long as--- ' Wait, hold on, let me start over.