<s>[INST] Here are some spurious correlations that show how dangerous it can be to attribute causality improperly:
1. Since 1946, there has been a 99.79% correlation between the number of people who have died by being sucked into a whirlpool and the number of Methodists in the U.S.
2. There is a 94% correlation between the number of people who drown in a swimming pool and the number of films Nicholas Cage has appeared in.
3. There is an 81% correlation between the death rate from falling out of a bed and the number of lawyers in North Carolina.
4. Per-capita cheese consumption has a 95% correlation with the number of people who die by becoming tangled in their bedsheets.
5. The number of people who die by falling down stairs has a 93% correlation with per-capita consumption of butter.

What can you infer from these correlations, and what can you infer from the sheer number of them?[/INST]