The job is simple. Every day at 8:34am you will get a phone call. You must answer before 2nd ring and write down the information given to you. On NO ACCOUNT must you engage in conversation with the caller.
At 9:18 am you will find a brown paper bag in your garage. Contents unknown.

As usual life seems to conspire against me. I’m at the park with my children playing on the swings when my phone rings at exactly 8:34am. Ofcourse I don’t answer on the first ring as I’m some distance from my car where my phone is and have an audience to consider. I make a note of the time
These are the instructions you were given when you were hired for the job. It is a very demanding yet simple job. For a wage of $10 an hour, with good job security, you would think that people would gladly sign up for this. However, the last 5 employees that have been hired have all quit before completing a week of work. You are the 6th person hired for the job and you are determined to succeed where the others have failed.

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