What is a very unlikely side effect of becoming inebriated?\nOptions:\n- fights\n- drunkenness\n- staggering\n- puke\n- paralysis
Step-by-step reasoning:
paralysis
Side effect is a secondary undesirable effect of something.

Paralysis is a rare secondary undesirable effect of becoming inebriated.

Unlikely means rare.

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So, the final answer is paralysis