vladimir alvino guerrero (born february 9, 1975), nicknamed vlad, vlady and vlad the impaler, is a dominican former professional baseball player who spent 16 seasons in major league baseball (mlb) as a right fielder and designated hitter. he played for the montreal expos (1996–2003), los angeles angels of anaheim (2004–09), texas rangers (2010), and baltimore orioles (2011).