the second week's contest was to replace the state of maryland's slogan "manly deeds, womanly words" and yielded up such responses as "maryland - home to its residents" and winner "maryland - wait! we can explain!" by oslo. he won an as yet unpurchased large kitschy crab sculpture/decoration, but traded it for a timex watch like the one president bill clinton wore at the time. another early contest asked entrants to help choose a better nickname for washington, d.c., to replace "a capital city". exemplifying the s.i.'s irreverence, the winning entry was "a work-free drug place".