'astrid ash is a bitch of the highest order,' says paul dale, writing in the list. 'part-time model, full-time swinging micro celeb, she lives with her millionaire boyfriend and corrupt new labour mp ginger. when he dumps her, she returns to her native glasgow with her moaning mum and mealy-mouthed friend. going stir crazy..she works out a ruse to smooth a return to ginger's penthouse and wreak horrid revenge.'