bill was accused of treason for sending secrets to the soviet union with the unwitting assistance of his lover jeane kirkpatrick. secrets he sold included: secret antiperspirant, the secret formula of coke, the secret of the sierra madre, and the secret of george bush's appeal (the secret being that he does not have any appeal). he was exchanged to the soviets for accused spy cutter john. while in russia, he was responsible for the chernobyl nuclear disaster, and was traded back soon afterward. the reason he stated for returning to the us was, as he put it, "to make some dough," although this reason was edited by milo into the more pr-friendly "to once again walk the green grass of freedom."