texas escaped the nuclear destruction of the rest of the united states because of the foresight of lyndon the first. an enormous bunker then known as the houston carlsbad caverns-denver-kansas city-little rock pentagram and now referred to simply as the texas bunker had saved the heartland during a war that destroyed both american coasts, europe, russia, china, and africa. texas then conquered the rest of the continent, although hawaii and cuba remain stubbornly "unconquered".