after her house is tp'ed (toilet-papered) and a rock with a vile note attached is thrown through her window in retaliation, stella prepares to get even with those who would want her driven out of town. she teams up with her friends, beautician alice finley and bartender herbie maddox, and (along with dee's help) wreaks hilarious and justified revenge on six of the hypocritical pta members, with methods including: (1) tricking a married male board member who has repeatedly tried to date stella into a disastrous rendezvous, (2) embarrassing mrs. simpson-reilly at one of her grand social gatherings, (3) exposing the secret antics of a supposedly prim-and-proper female board member/teacher, and (4) sending a herd of pink-painted elephants into the bedroom of an alcoholic board member.