lindi st clair, nicknamed "miss whiplash" and famous for running a brothel in london where she claimed there were many mp clients, stood as the "national independent correct edification - nice" candidate. she campaigned for 'nicer and more mature european attitudes towards sexuality.' finally, bernard 'smiley' mildwater, protesting citroën's decision to cease production of the 2cv car, stood as a 'save the 2cv' candidate. he had resigned from the raf to fight the election.