pat kenny has a dilemma. he has an important interview with transport minister martin cullen. should he choose his motorcycle or his car as his mode of transport to get to work on time? he selects the wrong option and his car becomes trapped in traffic on the m50. when nature calls, pat must resort to the use of a sterilised surgical bottle to urinate. at rté headquarters, pat's assistant tom is busy seeking a replacement to do his morning radio show and, with gay byrne turning up to save the day (much to pat's disapproval), tom then sets out in search of pat. cycling through the ever-increasing volume of traffic, tom eventually reaches pat who then tells him to go to his house and bring him his motorcycle. meanwhile, alongside his bevy of beauties, minister cullen arrives at the rté studios as taoiseach bertie ahern learns for the first time that he is giving a radio interview. in an attempt to save face for the government, willie o'dea is sent in on an undercover operation to smuggle minister cullen out of rté.