today ouch oh where's your dad, something's happened to him! stop worrying mum, he's only been gone half an hour yes but in half an hour there's loads of things that could have happened to him what if he's been eaten by a beast or if he's fallen over a ranco or.. or what if a plant's got him -oh mum, there aren't any plants or ranchas on this island a man-eating plant or or maybe some cannibals go to him ye, those massive black ones ye, ye, one of those massive black strong muscular ones with their massive grabbing you and feeling you and... take me! leave him and take me!