dian donovan bachar (born october 26, 1970 in denver, colorado) is an american actor most notable for his roles in various films by or starring his friends trey parker and matt stone, such as george noon in "cannibal! the musical", ben chapleski in "orgazmo" and his most famous role as kenny "squeak" scolari in the 1998 film "baseketball", as well as making occasional appearances on "south park".