-get used to the good life, -the good life?! give me 3 good things about life on this island that i don't have to wash, i don't have to go to work, and our marriage is better than ever better? what are you on about? how long has it been since we've argued about leaving the toilet seat up yes because now you just pee like a dog under palm trees and it still gets to that you walk around in pee-soaked sandals ok but it's been ages since i've complained about you emitting toxic gases in the night yes because we pretty much sleep outside and the wind blows them away excuses, excuses, i can't make you happy with anything plus, you take for granted that i'm giving you all you ever wanted... to live by the beach ahh yes on the beach, but on a civilised beach idiot, in puerto vallarta or xtapa