moe spends valentine's day alone again, so he goes to a seminar led by a man named dr. kissingher so he may get more condifence in getting women. moe wants homer to be his wingman, to help him with getting women. while this happens, marge starts getting gray hair. she finds out that her hair was always gray, and the fumes from the chemicals she uses make her forget. she sees a couple in gray hair, so she does not worry. she surprises the family and the neighborhood with her gray hair. bart gets annoyed when the neighborhood teases marge for her gray hair, and marge is annoyed because the women in the neighborhood think she is older than she really is.