one drug mentioned was a fictitious drug called "cake", described as being from czechoslovakia, despite the country no longer existing when the episode was screened. the drug purportedly affected an area of the brain called "shatner's bassoon" (altering the user's perception of time), while also giving them a bloated neck due to "massive water retention", a "czech neck", and was frequently referred to as "a made-up drug" during the show. other celebrities such as sir bernard ingham, noel edmonds, and rolf harris were shown holding the bright-yellow cake-sized pill as they talked, with bernard manning telling viewers a fictitious story about how one girl threw up her own pelvis and describing how "one kiddy on cake cried all the water out of his body. just imagine how his mother felt. it's a fucking disgrace".