this great slide is made for the convenience of the polar bears, who, during the winter months, get their food from the army and navy stores and it is the most perfect slide in the world. if you have never come across it, it is because you have never let off fireworks on the eleventh of december, and have never been thoroughly naughty and disobedient. but do not be these things in the hope of finding the great slide because you might find something quite different, and then you will be sorry.