squidward gets a call from his old high school enemy, squilliam fancyson. squilliam tells squidward about his very good life and that he is doing everything squidward wishes he could do. squilliam then tells squidward that his band will be performing at the bubble bowl. squidward gets jealous and lies that he has a marching band and that it will play in the bubble bowl instead. after the call, squidward quickly assembles a marching band with the people of bikini bottom.