david refuses to humiliate himself for cartman's amusement anymore and publicly challenges the yelp reviewers' leader for a fight, believing he is addressing cartman. this news quickly spreads, and david, accompanied by kyle, finds himself facing a crowd of all the reviewers at once, each thinking that the challenge was directed specifically at them. kyle devises a plan to deal with them all: one by one, and without each other's knowledge, each yelp reviewer is invited into mayor mcdaniels' office and given a golden badge proclaiming them as the most elite food critic in south park and to ensure that they get the treatment they deserve at restaurants. restaurants open their doors to the yelp reviewers again, but begin tainting dishes with bodily secretions such as urine, mucus, semen or feces whenever anyone with a badge places an order. the critics do not notice the tainting, and even cartman eagerly eats the laced food that david brings to him every day.