they're out for a laugh, i mean charlie won't even tell me who he fancies because  erm he says, you know, he said to me, you know, and in, in, in, and in his exact words he said you've got to be really stupid to tell  anyone anything in this place and i said yeah but i'm not a proper haileyburian i've just come in, you know  he goes yeah but you're gonna get that way