oh i know, he said erm, let me see, oh he says, er like that, if it was a narrow road er you er pretty well covered the road and i looked, i said, covered the road, i said i know i'm big, but not that big a and of course everybody, the magistrates on the bench and everybody laughed, you see and there were newspaper reporters sitting down there writing all this down, you see  and so i said to the  sergeant, i said, would you be kind enough to send me a newspaper to er tonight and he to i am not sure if i can  oh yes i think i did.