just plain-ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no nfl, no year.. ..not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish.. no quarterback, dime-back, nickelback, simple, ordinary.. ..unembellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as frankenstein.. ..as blunt as an atom bomb, one compound word.. ..it's mother fucking, god damned, sons-of-bitchin', fuck-fuck-fucking football!