Why do you bring in the best bands and then torture me?

Parking is freaking ridiculous, at least I have been enough times to know to leave my car on Mill and walk.
Your security people are a bunch of freaking jerks who take their power wayyyy to seriously - take off my shoes? What kind of weapon or drugs can I be hiding in my open toed 2 inch heels?
Your sound SUCKS - seriously sucks. For all the fees you charge on top of tickets - buy some new speakers already.
The bathrooms are gross
Drinks are reasonable so you get 2 stars 
(Watch out for the glass walls leading to the patio if you have overindulged in booze.. I've heard they are easy to run in to).