I share a cube with a guy who never quite mastered the skill of chewing with his fat fucking gob shut. Every day he consumes his bodyweight in corn chips. About once or twice a week I have to go outside and scream because even with headphones on and the volume at max - I can still hear him. Even when its not corn chips - he still manages to make an obnoxious amount of noise eating, which is frustrating because the fucker "grazes" 80% of the day. Fuck you, Jim. Fuck you.