Staying here in lieu of getting a real apartment.  

Pros:
There is someone making my bed.
Location.
Eye candy (they got something right).  Girls are smokin. 
Valet.
  
Cons:
I have a rental car but for nights out, where are the taxis?  You would think paying $250/night 5 nights a week, you would think they'd call one for me.  When I called front desk, they told I can catch one downstairs.  No, I do not want to stand out front in the cold and wait fot the parking attendant to holla one for me.  
Very small rooms - No couch or real sitting area.
And what?!  No tubs except for the suites. 
No jacuzzi?
Gym - is that treadmill falling apart?  No, it's just someone using it.
Bliss lotion (smells great but useless) - all this dry weather, I have to BYOL.  
Room service (food and wine by the glass)...more variety please.