C? That’s fucking generous. 71% of the planet is covered in water. You can tell they did it the night before. 

* Hey let’s put a ocean here 

* another one? we got like four already.  Nothing can live here except fish and mermaids. And we still haven’t finished mermaids. shouldn’t we make more unique landmasses like the paradise continent we talked about?

* we got three hours and you’re still talking about paradise. Just make up some religions. We don’t have to model religion. 

* I got an idea. What about ice and snow?

* we have that. It’s on top of hills and when it moves far from the heater. And a few places it’s like that always so you got a place you can make fun of. 

* no, I’m saying let’s make a whole continent of ice and snow. Like huge. It will get us up to our minimum 

* who is going to want to live there?

* we can make snow mermaids

* I guess. Let’s just hurry up

* hey where are the colors? 

* I have black and white for the snow continent. He’s using the rest for the flying things 

* you’re still working on those? We’ve made a whole damn planet and you’re still coloring feathers? How many do you have left?

* I’m halfway done. 

* that’s it? You won’t finish in time. 

* I need all the colors. They really look great

* I got to make snow mermaids and I got two colors. Here, watch. Black and white snow mermaid. Scary white snow mermaid with claws. Blubber snow mermaids that are black mixed with white gray. Another blubber snow mermaid that is a different gray. Black and white Ice water fish that eats blubber. Bam. Done. 30 snow mermaids two colors. Speed up. 

* I guess. I guess I can just make half the feathers pretty and the others...

* black and white 

* maybe not that. But dull 

* you guys we need to make paradise. Without it, the planet gets way overcrowded. Cuz the whole damn planet is water. And don’t say they’re living on that snow continent. 

* I got it. We’ll just throw some diseases in there. Cancer. Like they get to grow to a certain height and their own bodies kill them. Or certain age

* hey, we could make this a theme planet 

* what do you mean?

* look, our planet sucks. We got water snow and sand and a few decent places in between. We’re going to flunk. But like he was saying we could have diseases. And maybe like they’re like constantly killing each other. Like extermination 

* why? 

* I don’t know. Maybe deciding who has to live on the snow continent. Or everything has a bad attitude.

* probably because they’re up to their necks in water and there’s no paradise continent 

* knock it off about paradise you spent all your time on feathers 

* A theme is a great idea. It’s like we planned it. It’s this bad on purpose

* if we’re going with a theme I might have an idea that can help us with our general lack of details 

* what?

* meteors. They’ll take of everything. Pass the water around or dry it up. And no one will notice we only got a handful of good spots if they keep changing because of meteors

* and it would explain why they exterminate each other. Everything is mad about meteors 

* okay let’s do it.