The BIGGEST problem with clean energy

Connect a fresh water to a salt water and use pH energy, since a capacitor charges by iself, since it's a magnet, make a switching zener diode cascade ground megahertz PNP full multiplier capacitor array.  Since it can only pump so much, send it periodically to a speed of light switch that collides the waves on aluminum cables.  Then use gears to pick up rocks because gravity accelerates, put tiny gears on bigger rocks.  Create a commando chemistry ministry, this way the girls don't hog all the apparatus and you can do mercury iron chloride operations.