Wall Street will complain no matter what happens. He was too dovish! He's increasing rates! Oh no, too expensive to borrow now! Oh no he's decreasing rates! He has no confidence in the American economy. Oh no, he's not doing anything?!! What is wrong with you?!!

Then CNBC/Marketwatch will publish an article on how the market dropped because he was too dovish only for the market to go back up a minute after it's published. Then they will slyly change the headline so you normal Joes won't notice, cause CNBC knows it all!