Yea. Called it. Making drama out of nothing. "Poly," but not even in a relationship and hung up and whose fucking who. 

Stop just making drama for your life. You're constantly making mountains of out mole hills. Go find something to do with your life that doesn't leave you fixated on all this irrelevant bullshit. 

Not everything has to be a big thing. Just live your damn life. You don't have to have some crises over every little event in your life. Let shit just happen sometimes.