I’ve never considered Oklahoma to be absolute garbage in all the time I’ve lived here, but if you go and look up the bad things about Oklahoma you’ll get plenty of reasons to never even remotely consider living here voluntarily. Fucked education system, teen pregnancies every which way, road construction as far as the eye can see, you know, the works.

Don’t get me wrong, I like it here, but maybe I’ve just not been hit with the full force of how terrible it is here, because for me it hasn’t been all that bad.

Oh yeah, there’s lots of tobacco use too. But that might be nitpicking at this point.