&gt; Why the actual fuck did you post a joke on this question...

For karma, and because there was no serious tag on it.

&gt; ...and why this joke that we've all heard...

I doubt that everyone has heard it. Seriously doubt.

&gt; ...1000 times.

Really? So you read through Reddit and document how many times jokes are told? Does this take up a lot of your time? Have you ever gotten laid?