You have to delete the post.

And your Reddit account.

Then you have to cancel your internet service.

Then you have to smash all of your devices.

Then you have to burn down your house and your car and all of your possessions and move out to the woods and live off the land for the rest of your life.

Like srsly, dude, it's in the sub rules. Typos in r/todayilearned are pretty srs bznss.