&gt;I CAN't really fucKing do that withOut a phoNE FUCk hhhhhhhh 

How about you concentrate on getting some good grades instead of chasing girls around and failing bud?  Plenty of time for women when you become sucessful later in life (With good grades leading university/college - good career.)

&gt;I've been kind of a loser incel for most of my life but I guess that's not happening.

You won't be able to change that by flopping school.  Pull your socks up.