It's Official: We Were WRONG About the Big Bang

"To this reality, we must add the newest views of the entire universe being a mere bubble among others in the extra-dimensional bubble bath of the Unspeakable Ones. We are not even so much to Them as the tiniest quark is to us. What is more, They could pull the plug at any time, and who could say what would happen then?!"--The Book of Scullyation, 6:5.