One time, in my adolescence a couple of buddies and I went to go TPing some houses and one of my more rowdier friends thought it would be hilarious to take a dump in someone's driveway.  I was in charge of holding all the TP in my backpack and refused to give any  to him so he could wipe his butt because shitting in someone's driveway was unnecessary.   So he had to chase me down the street with his butt hanging out in shame until I showed mercy on his soul.