The Surprising Ways Mars is Hostile to Life

Pretty, pretty lady - Becuz Eel -on Musky is crazy, he wants to go... Mars have no magnetic force field, mars haz no oceans,,, Marz haz no grayviteez to helps your ear cells and bonz to growz! -I tilt when I get drunk and go cow tilting... Cows dooze not likes marz .... Bla, bla. bla factor of ten ... Yoo nowz, there's creemz for that burning and itch, by Taco Bell ... marz tiltz because it's been too many parties on Saturday night... It's reelly cwowld ... cute cwowld... I likez goingg flyingz troo the air when I goez to too many parties on Saturday night.... Ahhh, sunz' charged paticles coming at me! -Hawaiianz Tropicz no work! ---- Marz gots no volcaynoz!! -Marz gotz micro gravities -Beez no lye Mars -Smarty pantz gurlz, pleeze tells Elon Musk... Bees -Apis Meliferii nooz liks Mars --- No happy beez, no leeving on Mars! Cwowld planet bro -Denjnis Roddman can uze marz for basket balls!