up 5k on disney - I am a genius trader, I'll just do this a few more times and I'll never work again, can't believe how easy it is to make money!

down 3k on square - I'm a fuckup, only an idiot wouldn't hedge the bet or do research on past earnings performance. Can't believe I played earnings at all, woe is me.

silver lining - i'm still up the past 30 days