Caller: yes I need animal control, there’s a raccoon sleeping in my trash can and I called because I didn’t want to wake him up 

Me: ma’m just leave the lid off of the can and he’ll wake up and be on his way 

Caller: okay thank you! I just didn’t know what to do, I didn’t want to disturb it! 

Probably the nicest lady ever, lol albeit an unnecessary 911 call. Usually they’re screaming and ugly crying about a garter snake or a fox or whatever in their yard. “I didn’t want to disturb him” LOL