Nuclear fusion, explained for beginners

To prove my point about acoustically assisted fusion, you should start out making ball lightning. A self contained plasma. First determine the diameter of the plasma sphere you’ll be using, and your acoustic standing wave be the length of the diameter of the sphere. Create the plasma with a microwave oven magnetron, and induce the sound into the plasma by fluctuating the magnetic field that confines it. When you turn off the magnetron, and the magnetic fields, you have the first ball lightning sample ever observed. Nobel prize for sure. Just a small ball of lightning 3 inches in diameter will be fine. It will be a bubble though, so it can pop if the shell is disturbed. Even if it only lasts a few seconds, you’ve done it. You’ve proved ball lightning. The standing wave should center itself, and make the bubble perfectly round, but I don’t know anything for certain. To me it’s just logical.