Okay, I'm *SO* not defending these guys ... but.

I had a friend who bought a beat up old used van.  He was an apprentice studying to become a general contractor, so he had all kinds of tools, materials, and crap he carted around in it.

We called it his rape van, because it was shady looking as hell.

I'd hate if this got discovered years later in writing and people thought he was actually a rapist.