And ass eating. Im almost 40 and it’s been a thing my whole life. I figure it’s been around at least since soap, possibly peaking around the advent of the razor. 

I find it weird when all of a sudden a certain microcosm within a generation acts like they invented something commonplace. We’ve always been doing it- we just didn’t feel the need to make a keyword or fad out of it. 

The real pioneer is the person who did it before toilet tissue was a household item. The rest of us are just commoners building our civilization upon his great sacrifice.