A cat’s bladder can only store  a golf ball’s worth of urine. For humans, it’s a coffee mug  and for elephants, a kitchen trash can. An elephant’s bladder is 400 times  the size of a cat’s, but it doesn’t take an elephant 400 times longer to pee. So, how does this work? The answer lies in what scientists call the “Other Golden Rule.” It applies to mammals, which pee out some of their wastes in a yellowy liquid. Other classes of animals use different systems and methods to excrete waste. The Rule describes how urinary organs and forces change with body size, enabling a range of mammals to achieve similarly rapid relief. There are two main factors  contributing to urination speed: bladder pressure and gravity. Bladder pressure is created  when mammals contract their muscles to squeeze urine out. This pressure is equal to the applied  muscular force per unit area but, since these factors scale proportionally, bladder pressure doesn’t actually  change much depending on body size. Meanwhile, the effects of gravity do vary across species. Mammals have a pipe-like organ  called the urethra that transports urine  from a higher elevation to a lower one— specifically, from the bladder  down to where urine exits the body. In doing so, the urethra harnesses  the power of Torricelli’s Law, which states that flow rate  increases with container height. Take these two containers holding  the same volume of liquid. When identically punctured at the bottom, the vertical container drains  nearly twice as fast. This is because the water’s falling from a greater elevation difference. By transporting urine from high to low,  the urethra has a similar effect. The urethra is probably not perfectly vertical, so its length doesn’t tell us exactly  how far the urine falls. However, it’s a good approximation. The urethra’s diameter  also affects flow rate. When that vertical container’s exit hole  has a larger diameter, the water drains out even faster. The length and diameter  of an animal’s urethra varies depending on its species  and whether it has a penis or vagina. For example, a female elephant  has a meter-long urethra with a thirty-five millimeter diameter. A person with a vagina has a urethra that is more than 20 times shorter and 5 times thinner. The elephant’s longer, wider urethra  is what allows it to urinate for a comparable amount of time as a human. Indeed, if an elephant had the urethra of a housecat, it might take it about 2 hours to drain its bladder. It’s hypothesized  that the Other Golden Rule is conserved because quicker pees  may both reduce vulnerability to predators and flush out disease-causing pathogens. But the Rule has limitations. It’s only been shown to apply  to non-aquatic mammals. And the Rule doesn’t apply to mammals under three kilograms. They actually pee in droplets, not continuous streams, because surface tension  breaks up their tiny jets of urine. Even within non-aquatic mammals  above three kilograms, different behaviors disrupt  the Other Golden Rule. Male dogs don’t always fully empty  their bladders and will instead tinkle in short spurts  to mark their territory. Male pandas sometimes pee in handstands, marking bark higher up on trees in order to broadcast their scent to potential mates. Handstand pees take longer  because urine must work against gravity. Underwater pees are also lengthier because the external water pressure counteracts the internal forces resulting from elevation difference. Whether it’s with the intensity  of a fire hydrant or a squirt gun, this system swiftly delivers our urine to the outside world.