* This rifle is for teaching new shooters

* This shotgun is for teaching new shooters

* This handgun is for teaching new shooters

* This one is for hunting hogs

* This one is for hunting elk, deer, antelope, ...

* This one is for hunting waterfowl

* This one I keep for sentimental reasons (belonged to my father/mother/grandfather)

* These 5 are for cowboy action shooting

* These are for 3 gun competitions

* This one is for long range precision shooting

* This one is pretty.

* These have historical value

* This one I open carry when in the backcountry (hiking/camping/...)

* This one is for concealed carry when I'm wearing casual clothes

* This one is for concealed carry when I'm wearing a suit.

* This is the one my spouse likes to shoot when we go to the range

* ... 

I can do this all day