I just got back from the ED myself. Of the silly bugger things I was throwing a hoop snake out of laundry, buggered if I know how it got in there and as I threw it, the bloody mad cunt dog decided to chase the hoop snake. Anyway, I managed to grab her collar and pull her back before she could grab the hoop snake, who would have cracked the shits on me puppy. Just as I did a drop bear came out of nowhere and landed on the hoop snake. It was dead set going for me, but got the hoop snake instead. I decided that natural selection is not to be interfered with and retreated inside with the silly dog. Only then did i realise one of me thongs had blown a plug and was laying out on the grass next to the hoop snake drop bear death Match. Of course, the lawn was full of bindi's and yeah, off to the ED for me to get them removed. Silly dog