&gt; But it's just so cute to watch humans tell god what he can and can't do.

Funny, religious people have been telling me for decades what god can do, and they even know why!


Aside from that. Let's not talk about god. Obviously given your username you have a very specific viewpoint here. Lets leave the religious arena, and simply talk about the idea of omnipotence. It contains in itself, a paradox. Nothing can be omnipotent because the idea of being all powerful contains limits on its own power. Let's look at a hypothetical universe with two omnipotent beings. Can one kill the other? Or stop it from doing something? It doesn't matter the answer, because any way you answer the question, the answer becomes limiting to the power of at least one of those beings. 

Infinite power cannot exist because it cannot limit itself, therefore its power cannot be infinite.