Strange Unexplained Cosmic Rays (ft PhD Comics)

Just found your channel. Some nice stuff here!  If we saw one OMG particle that was 1000 times heavier than the limit from background photon scattering then the probability of an ohmygosh particle (with 1/10 the mass of an OMG) being detected should be much higher if the distribution of such particles follows a power law.  So, either ohmygosh or higher mass particles must either be generated locally or they aren't following a power law.  The latter case would argue for an artificial origin.  There are two obvious candidates.  Some alien technology could be generating OMG particles, or some Earth technology could have made a false measurement.  It happens.