I know! I'm a mixture of Slytherin and Ravenclaw (50/50 chance of getting either on any test I take), and it drives me up the wall to hear people claim that they're Gryffindor or whatever.

It's like, no Carol, neither your ambitious climb to Harry Potter fan club chair captain Mk 3 nor your desire to be head of the tip-top class regardless of academic potential is not brave. It's ambitious as all hell; welcome to Slytherin, take your house badge, and shut up.