I drove 1800 miles in a Hydrogen Car

0:01 Highly effective security measure. There's absolutely no possible way that you could peel the electrical tape off (or simply create an opening in it) with one swipe of your fingernail in less than two seconds without anyone noticing. 

It's clear that the rigorous selection process for their security consultant positions has been so finely-tuned over the decades that it now yields only the very brightest candidates with degrees from the world's finest security-universities. 

In fact, I myself applied last year, but was rejected because I've only been a Secret Service Operative for 19 years; they told me to come back once I'd served 25 years with the agency since only then would I have met the minimum requirements for a probationary entry level position on their security team.