I found a Mud Volcano in California

I need to find out how to explain to smart people in layman's terms how to trade in all their windows for mirrors.
 That would be worthy of the effort for me...
 You know who.
 Have a great day love this show.
  If Captain obvious had an adversary worthy of making him look like an amateur...
 If I googled...
Who's the one person on this planet who could ever make him feel in every metaphorical way possible?
 Your picture would pop up.
 How do you feel about people who can beat you in Chess?
 {Just curious}
 I thought it would be a good idea for you to apply physics to emotions.
 For example ellipsis
 Why does it feel like loves only goal reminds me of Lucy pulling the football from the Chuck?
 JK you don't have to answer I already know.
 ADF