Kirk: Scotty where the hell's my power?

Scotty: Captain, the main reflector shield is gone to shite!

Kirk: Spock, did he say 'shite'?

Spock: I believe he did captain.

Kirk: What the hell is a shite?

Bones: Captain, it's not a good thing and you don't want to know any more right now.

Kirk: Scotty!

Scotty: Yes Captain!

Kirk: When can we get some damn power? My hair dryer won't work!

Scotty: We're getting the new guy a red shirt to put on before he goes outside to fix the reflector.

New Guy: Why the RED shirt?

Everyone: Don't worry 😁😁😁😁😁