Seriously though, what gives people the idea that just because you approach me that I must be ready and willing to interact? Fuck no. I am not at your beckon call. I am not available unless I have decided that I am. I have the right to decline. You’re a dick if you think you are so important and entitled that you can have my attention or expect shit from me whenever you want it.  

Edit: Especially early in the morning. My time with coffee is as much about caffeine as it is about mindfulness and preparation for the day. When you mess with that you mess with my productivity and mood for the rest of my day. 

Brb. Going to go brew a pot of coffee.