With nine missed calls, three texts, and two voicemails from your boss, who is more just worried about you by this point than mad that you didn't show up for work. Then you swiftly get dressed, call her and make something up why you missed your alarm and are a heavy sleeper. She's ok with it and just tells you to to mark it off as a half vacation day, and it's all good except you will forever be embarrassed for your irresponsibility and mad at your "night self." Also tequila might have been involved.