This is an entirely too dangerous situation and we should not attempt this experiment.

First of all, the bounce house would need to be so far from any glass windows, such as houses and cars because the screaming alone would shatter all glass in the vicinity.

Second, 17% or 8.5 toddlers would be gravely injured or worse in this experiment. While most toddlers see an energy increase during baby shark, a small portion find themselves frozen in place, their brain routes all blood, concentration, and energy to their index fingers and thumbs while they navigate the proper dance moves (poorly) 

Third, the remaining portion of toddlers who experience an energy influx during their tiny anthem would bounce so furiously that they would quickly fall in sync and break the bouncer tethers and bounce away from all adults and we would never see them again. 

Oh wait let’s do it. 


(Source: I was a teacher in a toddler class for...long enough )