"Haa-! Gohda-san, I love ya! Hey, later on, why don't you tell me how they're treatin' ya?! Or if ya can't, just let me know what sort of salary you'd like! Havin' your talent confined to this small island is sacrilege to humanity's cookin' culture! What d'ya think about working your craft for my company and delightin' all our customers?!"