"...Perpetual check!! That's what we call an endless repetition of moves in chess. It's the same endless repetition as a discussion that won't advance because both sides deny the basis of each other's claims, like our game. ...In most games, this would be resolved as a draw, but that would put a terrible damper on our fun!! We will have no draws. You will either accept me and submit to me, or you will deny me!!"