"Is the cat in the box alive or dead? The time has now come...to check. ...If the cat is dead, quickly hold a funeral for it and have it rise to heaven. If the cat is alive, quickly feed it and give it all of your affection. Whether it is alive or dead, your cat box eternally desecrates the cat. ......The key to the box that you were afraid to open...has been brought to you by those two."