text: OK here’s the big one! First we announced our big home state headline supershow, The Long Summer Night 2024, on July 6th at Stone Pony Fairgrounds, then we announced Streetlight with BOTAR in Seattle on Sept 6 at the Paramount, and now we wrap things up with the final show/tour announcement of the year: we bring you The Myth Of Monsters Tour 2024! Dramatic, we know!
  We’re hitting about 30 cities this year, including some we haven’t been to in a long time, and almost all of which we haven’t been to since at least 2 years ago, SO LET’S DO THIS. Get those tickets as soon as you can; they’ll be going on sale at 10am THIS FRIDAY, MAY 10 on this here internet doohickey. The Long Summer Night Stone Pony tickets as well as Streetlight/BOTAR Seattle are already on sale now AND GOING FAST (hint hint). Many of these shows will sell out, so fair warning, homies and homettes. Many/most of the venues have a semi-secrete presale thing happening tomorrow, heads up!
  We are like caged animals, about to break out of our confinement once again, make a beeline for the backstage snack table and then stomp onto the stages of America (and two cities in Canada, eh? ;-) to once again rock your sweet little faces clean off. GET READY PEOPLE, WE DO THIS. OKAY? OKAY!
  Legendary tour art by the legendary Jakub Rebelka (someone get this man an IG account, good frigging lord)
  WE’RE BACK! After another winter hibernation, we are ready to greet the world again and do our best to melt some faces, or at the very least toast ‘em a bit. We have a LOT of things we’ve been working on and waiting to announce and update you about and today we start with a show announcement. Not just any show; it’s our new tradition, apparently! We will be returning to where it all began (sort of) in lovely Asbury Park, New Jersey, to play on the Stone Pony Summer Stage on July 6th! This is our big home-state summer bash headline show extravaganza and we hope you’ll come on out to celebrate with us, ya big goofballs, you. It’s been a long time without a Streetlight show, and we can’t think of a better way to get back into the swing of things than by tooting our horns and bashing our drums in your general direction. Semi-secretive venue presale thing happens tomorrow and then tickets go on sale normally on Friday morning at 10am! Check back again with us tomorrow morning for more updates about stuff we’ve got planned for the year! Hope you’re all well, friends, thanks for being good people, good people!
  So it’s not really a tour-tour. Maybe a micro tour..? Nano Tour? It’s really just a handful of Saturdays and a Friday, peppered throughout the US. Like we said, we are dedicating all of our non-important-real-life-things time this year to getting our new record finished and into your earballs, and that is priority numero uno. But we couldn’t just NOT play a few shows. That, like peace, was never an option.
  SO! COME OUT AND CELEBRATE OUR 20TH BIRTHDAY WITH US, AND SING ALONG AS WE PLAY OUR FIRST RECORD, EVERYTHING GOES NUMB, FRONT TO BACK EVERY NIGHT (plus some other ditties, we’re not abandoning you after a measly 12 songs).
  TICKETS ON SALE FRIDAY! These will likely sell out so GO GO GOOOOO!
  SAT JUN 24 ASBURY PARK NJ (THE LONG SUMMER NIGHT)
  FRI SEP 22 SAN FRANCISCO CA
  SAT SEP 23 LOS ANGELES CA
  SAT OCT 14 CHICAGO IL
  SAT NOV 11 ORLANDO FL
  SAT DEC 02 BOSTON MA
  ALSO, DON’T FORGET ON OCTOBER 28TH WE PLAY DENVER WITH THE BANDITS OF THE ACOUSTIC REVOLUTION ORCHESTRA!