text: Comment Of The Day: We've Found The Perfect Pet For Assholes
  LatestToday we read a crap email from a dude trying to sublet an apartment. AndPreciousLittleofThat responds:
  If what we heard earlier about stereotypical pets holds true, that cats are for girls and dogs are for boys, I’m 90% sure Ray actually owns a box filled with cockroach anuses.
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