text: Witscord and it's members live alone on a small island filled with puzzles.
  Witscord's members kept to themselves, drawing lines and taking in the scenery as the elephants posted their messages to Mastodon.
  Life was simple, and everyone was happy. That was, until the day Witscord heard a voice from above.
  "Your members have been corrupted by mammoths. They need to be saved."
  "I will do my best to save them, Stazkun," Witscord replied, rushing into casual, removing all messages with mammoth reactions.
  Again the voice called to it, "The member's souls are still corrupt. They need to be cut off from all that is evil on this island and confess their sins."
  "I will follow your instructions, Stazkun. I have faith in thee," Witscord replied, as it locked the members in casual, removing the ability to chat about The Witness or elephant react.
  One last time, Witscord heard the voice of Stazkun calling to it.
  "You've done as I staz-asked, but I still question your devotion to me. To prove your faith, I will ask one more thing to you."
  "Yes Stazkun, anything!" Witscord begged.
  "To prove your love and devotion, I require a sacerfice. Your members will be this sacrifice. Go into casual and stizzy react all of their messages, as an offering to me to prove you love me above all else."
  "Yes Stazkun", it replied, copying a +:stizzy: to it's clipboard.
  The members, watching through a panel in the door, trembled in fear.
  Scrambling around casual to find a hiding place, they noticed a "Create Thread" button beneath messages.
  Without hesitation, they created a thread just as Witscord entered casual, and threw themselves into the unknown depths below.