text: Whatever happened to the guys who used to bring the trumpets in the terrace? They used to stand with Joe the drummer.
  Got brassed off?
  Decent pun that. Not sure anyone's going to trumpet
  Yes. He's blown it for all pun contenders.
  Hope this is the last post on the subject.
  I think the trumpeter doesn't find the football trilling enough anymore.
  The entertainment on offer was so bad that he was left Ska'd for life.
  Perhaps they've been band?
  If he has been band, was it a trumpet up charge
  I think this thread has run out of puff
  Clearly they felt there was an elephant in the room
  I just got wind of this thread. Cornet run a bit longer?
  Hopefully if we wait a bit, this will all blow over
  This is a Clark Terry good thread
  Puns like this give me the horn.
  my parents didn't want me to join a band when I was little - apparently there was far too much sax and violins. it would only lead to treble.
  I'll get my coat - these pun threads are not my forte.
  I thought playing the Horn(et) would have been your instrument of choice !!
  It's getting very long winded?
  If anyone's expecting a prize for their pun I personally wouldn't give you a tuba smarties.
  My other half's been very frisky lately despite having a terrible cold.
  She's got the Flugel Horn...
  Is your Armstrong?
  Yes, and it makes me Dizzy.
  That was Miles from a quality pun.
  Jazz puns! This thread is giving me the Bird.
  Everyone needs to Take Five, I think.
  As a Conductor , I can't take 5, the Bus is already Full
  Is the drummer Joe Morello and the trumpeter Don Cherry? They'd be the cherries on the cake.
  This thread is great valves-u
  This thread is making me feel kind of blue.
  I'm brassed off.