text: From my wife:<br />I wore them for about 35 minutes (sitting down, in the car) and then walked less than 100 yards when the straps came unglued (I was just walking around the corner, I swear, not doing cartwheels or anything) AND THE SHOE FELL OFF AND I FELL DOWN! IN PUBLIC! AND ON SECURITY CAMERAS FOR POSTERITY'S SAKE, TOO! Big bruise on my knee, damn-near ripped off my littlest toenail, banged my elbow and my wrist, and shattered my last remaining scrap of dignity.<br />These are so cute, but they are held together with fairy dust and imagination.<br />DON'T DO IT!!!