text: I find myself pondering on this gloomy day.  The down pour of the rain to my freshly powdered skin felt as if I went on an exhilarating journey through a five gum commercial.  Interesting I think to myself. Through each raindrop I gained knowledge and with that knowledge I grew intimately wiser, stronger, and perhaps a for a brief moment intellectually more stable than I have ever been in my life. I pick up my phone and turn on the screen, not knowing what may lie on the other side.  Frantically I open the Amazon app and with in seconds my hands overpowered all my thoughts and started typing without cognitive permission. An ever so bliss of a picture of the most beautiful sneaker I had ever laid my wondering but keen eyes on shot out of the infinite World Wide Web and bestowed itself in my presence.  I click on it.......  Immediately I try to hide the massive erection which presented  itself with my staggering heartbeat and unannounced set of the hot sweats which caused me to take a shower soon after I had purchased this shoe.  -DrProf