text: Don't have these shoes yet but going to save up and buy them! Judging by the reviews I will have to become homeless, divorce my mate, lose custody of my children, but I will be just so damn kicking at the homeless shelter! I'm guessing I'll have to stop stop spelling correctly as well, but to have these awesome shoes that look like they have been designed by Kim K's morning sickness color, yay! Have to stop this review now...going to break the news to my mate and clear out the bank account.