text: Steve Martin's Cruel Shoes, look no further.  Narrower than a gun rights poll and less comfortable than having Caitlin Jenner send you lap pictures.  I drive a car with a manual; it is indeed rad when that top of one's foot goes into that &#34;f**k where's the blood?&#34; ache pain about 7 minutes into a 45 minute drive.  Protocol became put the shoes on at the office.<br /><br />The leather has creased and wadded up across the top.  That smooth toe you see up there at 11 o'clock looks like an old man's mule after three multi terminal airport hikes.  It is wild how much pain an old man's mule can inflict on one's feet.  That might be at Sundance next year, folks.<br /><br />It gets two stars because they cost $145 and my feet said two if they never have to have them on again.  So I agreed.