WHAT IS THIS GOOFY GOD DAMN SHIT? Why can't we have a section on C3PO's design (as a riff on Robo-Slut-Maria from Metropolis)? Why can't we have a section on the origin of Lucas' name for the stupid robot? Why can't we have a section on the costume itself?  Why is this written from some flakey, moronic in-world POV? This sucks. (like the rest of worthless wikipedia).