==KamilE; Koala Bears Waste products== 
 The Koala Bear eats green leaves at moonlight and brown leaves after taking a huge dump. Thus Koalas have horrible breath. 
 The Koala urinates in the pouches of sleeping kangaroos. This is what the kangaroo baby feeds on, and is consequently what anthrax is derived from. 
 Koalas normally urinate through a hole because dingos regularly eat the dicks of these poor cute small furry bear things. 
 Another cause of the Koalas dicklessness is that when they climb up the tree it tends to fall off because Koalas have a dire allergy to eucalyptus 	  
 ==Jlew; F***ing Koalas?== 
 Why would u write about those dumbass Australian bears!?!? 

 EDIT: lol u spelled ur name wrong, but i fixed it... 
 ==KamilE;Comedy Central== 
 Your a little bit##. Yo watch Comedy Central Chad Daniels he's funny. 
 ==Jlew; Watch IT!== 
 Chill with the profanity...the Admins notice it. 

 Watch this: AwesomeTown 
 ==Jlew; OMFG FUNNY== 
 Read this: 

 To the Crazy-bat-shit-lady who picked up the free fridge 
 Date: 2007-11-30, 10:06PM EST 

  
 Dear Crazy-As-Bat-Shit-Lady: 

 I am honored that you chose my ad for a mini fridge out of all the ads you could have chosen. It makes me feel good that my mini fridge will be supplying you with the ice cold beverages you've obviously become accustomed to. 

 Next time you answer one of my ads, please note the following: 

 1. I am not Home Depot. If you travel thirty minutes to pick up a bulky 40-pound object, please come prepared with the necessary items you'll need to secure it to your vehicle. Yes, I have rope. I have a lot of rope. I have many different colors and sizes of rope. No, you can not have my rope. The ad said I was giving away a fridge, not a fridge with rope. Nor was I offering a fridge with padding so that the pleather seats on your piece of crap 89 ford pinto with no hub caps car don't get marked up. 

 2. What part of ' must pick up' in the ad was confusing to you? Yes, I have a vehicle. No, I don't want to haul your fridge all the way to East BumbleFuck on the coldest day of the year. No, I'm really really sure I don't want to do that. No, really. I'm sure. 

 3. Please call me only once with ALL your questions. I left for the day, and had 5 messages on my answering machine, the last one was at 11:30 pm. Frankly lady, you were sounding a bit too crazy by the end of the day. It's a fridge. A small metal box that keeps shit cold. I don't have the fridge's family tree. For all I know the fridge's was conceived by a slutty young Maytag that graced some hillbilly's side porch. I don't know the exact age of the fridge. I bought it a few years ago, I used it for a couple of months, ok, I lied, I used it a whole year. The fact is, you're not buying a race horse, you're buying a used fridge. 

 4. No, I will not throw in a couple bucks of gas money to pick it up because your anal retentive eyes picked up the ittiest, bittiest hairline scratch with a microscope so it wasnt completly described. I'm not making judgements on you, but I'm pretty damn sure Donald Trump didn't send you across the state to pick up a used fridge for Trump Towers. Though I'd wager the whole concept of the mini-fridge bar is a familar one to you. 

 5. Yes, you can unplug a fridge without any harm to the fridge. Believe me, the fridge is fine. The manufacturers have figured out a way to extend the life of a fridge that has been unplugged. Yes, I'm absolutely sure of that. No, you did not have to leave 2 messages about your concerns with the fridge being unplugged, and frankly it was a little embarrassing having the same conversation with you in my driveway where my neighbors could hear. 

 6. No, I don't have the operating instructions. I can write them down for you though: Plug fridge in. Open door. Put crap inside. Take crap out when it's cold. Eat or drink crap. 

 7. I am not a fridge pimp. I don't have any more fridges at that price.No i dont have one in a diffrent color to match your other appliances, No, I don't know where you can get another fridge just like this one for your friend. Yes, I know it's in great condition, and I'm sure you'd like your other crazy-as-bat-shit-mini-fridge-finding-friends to have one just like it, but this is all I have. Here's a thought, there's this online classified ads website. Yeah, you may have heard of it, it's called CRAIGSLIST. I dunno, maybe, just maybe, in this great land of ours, there's another mini-fridge being advertised there. 

 8. Please remove my phone number from your address book. I think our relationship is over. Oh, and if you've added me to your AIM Buddy List, please delete me. Please. I beg you. 

  
 Yours truly,NE