== EMO BECKER == 

 I'm emobecker. some nubs call me Beckman, but they dont skate, so fuk them. I sell weed. and crack. and meth. and pot. and switchblades...which are illegal in florida, which is not where i live. i live in HELL. HELL ROCKS. FUK earth, go to hell! i like to skate and rate and hate (life). damn life, it sucks. Did I mention that Hell Rocks? So, yeah, damn you life, go kill yourself. anyway i am as slow as $h!t. i get hit by trucks a lot while crossing the street, but mostly tanks, because i walk at 0.00125606875 miles per hour. but when i skate i go faster, which sucks. which is why i bail. i bailed down 50 stairs yesterday. on purpose. yeah, thats right, 50 stairs. bitch. i like hardcore punk goth heavy metal skater music. well, they call it music. its more like a bunch of drunks at a METALLICA concert who stormed the stage and started slamming on the guitars, and shouting drunk stuff at the top of their lungs. Disturbed, Metallica, and DIE YOUNG are good bands, especially when they are drunk. i have one friend named Ian. he likes to go skating on the moon, and then crash land back on earth. he once landed in arabia. the arabs called him a damn american and try to kill him, but they just blew themselves up. stupid arabs. should have jumped off a building instead. or shanked themselves. like me. i am a professional skater and emo shanker. i suck at suicide, which is why i am still typing this, and not dead, like adolf hitler. wtf? oh, its time to jump off the roof again. wish me luck...or death. that would be good. DIE YOUNG!!!!!