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 ==Work== 
 You mean well, but please do some real work instead of requesting to become a duke or create a guestbook. If you want something to do, go here.    

 :As a matter of fact, I do do real work. I started the Vatican City portal (still in construction), created lists (like one of Wikipedia's longest: List of birds by common name), created articles (like Oakbank Primary School) etc. I'm just busy a lot at the moment with school and all that so I just can't contribute too much. I'm glad you pointed this out though.  ( )   

 ::I would like to say that you did a very nice job with Jimbo's guestbook. It was not a very productive waste of time, but it looks good and you made Wikipedia's God-King happy.    

 :::The God-King wants flowers and ponies on his guestbook. Since you are in line to become a duke, I would suggest you start now (I am happy enough to be a loyal servant [the higher the rank, the more work]).    

 ::::WHAT??? You - in the heritage line? Cavalry, ATTACK THIS MENACE!    

 ==Far out== 
 I mean this in a jokish tone - you love sucking up to the King, don't you? Just look at your templates! Well, you have a sucking-up rival now - ME. See you when I'm Sir Rory , 1st Knight of Wikidom and you're a measly Earl of Wikidom. It's on!    

 :Admittedly I do like to help the  as much as I can; though I only used the templates because I just loved the layout of the page with the colours etc. Anyway, the dark side of the Force will be watching you! )  ( )   

 ::RPG Initiation T.1 Rory attacks with musket ammo 20, kills 12    

 :::Soon you will see the true powers of the Dark Side...  ( )   

 ::::Oh really? (taunts) Here comes my atomic bomb. (gets call to realise it's going to be 15 hours late) Oh dammit! Oh well... (opens fire on Commander !, severely injuring him) Hah! Try and stop me now! (turns into Pikachu and dashes off)    

 :::::I will use George W. Bush as my hostage! And possibly his wife too. Soon you will have to return! Otherwise, say goodbye to the 43rd president of the United States.  ( )   

 ::::::Pika pik pikachu pika pika pi. Pika pikachu! (shocks all army) Pika!    

 == Guestbook == 

 I would absolutely love it if you would make me a guestbook.    

 :Great! I'll get on to it straight away. I'll send a message when this is complete.  ( ''') [[Us