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 Hello dear Jim1138! I am sorry, but i cannot satisfy your personal curiosity. I will consider the mentor program and thanks for the cookies. Also if you would like to help me out, what is the rules for the User page? Could i have something slightly offensive (towards no specific person or group, just general) on my user page? I feel it would reflect who i am, until i can find time to improve it with something better. It would be something like ""Fuck off you cunt!"". Again, this would not be meant as something directed towards anyone. Best regards! 
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