Dear M. Rigal, would you stop being a fucking Britfag.  God I have only been in the UK for a week and everwhere I go I meet Britfags like you.  Would you please stop wanking in front of your bloody computer and get outside, and perhaps go meet me in the Burberry outlet for a real man to man showdown.  I'll see you there after the sales. 
 Yours turly, 
 An Amerifag