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 :Fat Man, I see you have now been deemed to be a ""manupilative [sic] and clever little prick"", which apparently passes as acceptable discourse amongst the civility police.   
 :This epithet is felt to be benign while a good-humoured smiley-accompanied ""u r dum"", taken in equally good humour by the recipient, is felt to be more heinous. 
 :Why do so many admins try so hard to prove your point?     
 ::BYW, Fat Man, one of the participants at AN/I says that while calling someone ""dum"" is a blockable offence, use of ""metaphorical comments about body parts"" (such as the gem quoted above) does not descend to that level. Since one of your blocks was for accusing unnamed members of a group of occasional ""douchebaggery"" a metaphorical comment which was neither personal nor about a body part, will that block now be expunged from the record?     
 Look the AN/I edit a while back was trolling, we are willing to unblock you if you decide to stop with the behavior. A little humor or Wikipedia Review posts are fine, but attacks and sockpuppetry? Dude, you have alot of supporters but you have to chill with the behavior, as some people don't like it, considering all your indef blocks. What do you say?    

 Sigh. This is going to make the work we were going to do on WikiProject Anti-fat bias very difficult.    

 == so wut do i need to do to become unblock == 

 thx   

 ::I wish to point out that my brother asked a question on the reference desk, and I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION BECAUSE I STUDYED LINGUISTICS AS A YOUNG MAN. so if u would pls unblock me i will help him and things like this.   

 :::Post the diff here and we'll see what we can do. ← '' →  

 ::::U r d**b.   

 :::::Apparently you didn't study spelling. ) I literally don't care what you call me, no matter how vile or absurd it is. I didn't see anything on the language ref desk that looked relevant, so I assume that was just another of your jokes. Which raises a question: How could anyone possibly know when you're not'' trying to be funny? ← '''' →  

 :::::::MY BROTHER HE AKS A QUESTION ABT ""DAMN"" vs ""DAM"".  u r so d**n d**b.   
 ::::::::OK, that would be this one. I've asked the editor for confirmation on the sibling situation. ← '''' →  

 :Please get a hold of yourself. I'm beginning to question my support for an unblock.   

 uh....... oops?   

 :All you have to do is write in a civilized manner. Pretending to be a child is not very funny.   
 :: -(  [[User:The Fat Man Who Never Came