== “fried slices of potato”??  It’s shitty mashed potatoes that are fried, right? == 

 Nobody of you has ever eaten fried slices of potato! 
 Because they are called FRIES. 
 And I don’t mean the ones made from mashed potatoes and fried only once. I mean those made from actual real thick julienne cuts of unprocessed potato, pre-fried, left to rest, and then fried a second time an a different temperature! 

 Come to Belgium and try some real fries for a change. 

 “fried slices of potato” my a­s­s… 

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