== Just a suggestion == 
 Lets face it COCK really stands for dick, prick, penis, shlong, member, johnson, one eyed willy, one eyed monster, one eyed snake, tool, 'me old fella', sausage, phallus, so why beat around the bush? 
 Seriously now, should we not be laughing at ourselves, such simple words that mean nothing really, stand for something vague and very much take away from the purpose of this invaluable encyclopedic resource. Should we evade, perhaps, the long winded. True it's sad that people vandalise and scrutinise this site, but lets not lose sight of the big picture.