He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? 
    
   She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money. 
    
   He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. 
    
   She said...Well, you have succeeded. 
    
   He said... You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man? 
    
   She said...No, have you? 
    
   He said... Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains? 
    
   She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind. 
    
   He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight. 
    
   She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.