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 :::: Well I am not a vandal, so please unblock me! I read the dopey ""process"" to do this, and it says ""ask the guy who blocked you."" So I am. If this process won't persuade you, tell me who else to go to  this is ridiculous! Look at my history  I have cleanly edited Wikipedia for years now  you have chosen to block me for no reason other than some kooky association with vandalism. Give me a process: someone else who will be more sensible than you, or a HEARING with some higher authority than you, if you will not be rational. Accuse me of vandalism, please, so I can defend myself, rather than asserting some technical association that I cannot control! You should stop trying to explain your faulty logic about how I am somehow a ""vandal"" and point to WHERE I am, or how I can get off your list! Don't you see that you are wrong?  you are associating an innocent victim  me  for some technicality  I have done nothing wrong  and if I have  TELL ME WHAT I HAVE DONE WRONG TO DESERVE YOUR ACCUSATION AND PUNISHMENT!!!!"