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 == Figure Skating is Worse Than Curling == 

 Yeah, I said it.  We all knows that curling sucks.  It is stupid and a waste of time. 

 But if YOU REALLY WANT to talk about a waste of the time, you should talk about the stupid crap called ""figure skating"" or ""ice dancing."" 

 I MEAN, COME ON!  Really, COME THE FRICK ON!  These people be hopping around the ice with lame music and jumping like a BUNCH OF DUMB RABBITS. 

 All the dudes is light in they loafers.  No body who is a serious man woud EVER go figure skating.  BECAUSE OF THAT. It should be BANNED! 

 Ice ain't met for dancing.  It aint meant for mopping the ice and slipping a bunch of old tires around.  Ice is meant for balls-to-the-walls checking and serious fights. 

 Lets do what we need to doget rid of anything happening on ice except HOCKEY."