Dear Blake Burba  

 I can't apologize enough for my actions. I realize that making sure Wikipedia is accurate is probably your only reason to live. I also realize that you most likely have a micropenis. I am very sorry about your unfortunate condition. It must be very painful for you, having to use tweezers to masturbate to your favorite anime porn. I apologize if I offended you with my obscene vandalism of this website, your favorite escape from your harsh reality.