==Germany== 

 Let's face it, this joke sucks.  I'm deleting it. 

 The Germans - Q: How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? 
 A: Vas?? Vat do you mean?!?!? Vun, nein?? Iss diss eine joke or somesink???!!! 

 Have a great day, God bless.   -