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 ::Change your photo - you look like a trick-cyclist and it's like you are looking into my underpants. ""I'm sorry that I shagged me bird when she was half-asleep"", kind of stuff... )) Example: ""So... andreasegde... how long have you had the feeling that you contribute in any way at all?"" What does Vera look like, BTW? Tall, muscular and blond, or what? ;))  "