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 == Pam Anderson, Beauty, and Chickens == 

 Pam Anderson first came to the attention of many people as the Tool Time Girl on the popular television series Home Improvement.  Pam Anderson has been featured on the cover of Playboy more times than any other Playboy Playmate.  Pam Anderson married the band Motley Crue, this was proven when her home sex videos were stolen and shown on the Internet.  It is reported that in her bedroom Pam Anderson had a pole used by strippers, so they can show off their sexual abilities in different positions.  Pam Anderson did the short lived cartoon series Stripperella (the story of a secret agent stripper with sexual villains).  Pam Anderson belongs to the Valley of the Dolls (women in the entertainment industry who make a living by beauty and dress up despite age or deformity, and there is a 1980s film of the same name).  Pam Anderson proved she belongs in the beauty only category of the entertainment industry by supporting ""chickens"" as her PETA (pet environmental people) project.  That is right, the stupid birds grandma and grandpa grew before refrigeration became popular that were so dumb they could drown when it rained, and defecated everywhere as a kept animalgrandma spent many hours cleaning those chicken coops, so the animals would not pass on by their own diseases to put food on the table.  Chickens civil rights are important to Pam Anderson (I believed she lost a bet, but then she did that public television announcement for chickens). 

 Pam Anderson is one of those Hollywood women who need the stereotypical Hollywood party: lots of nakedness, sex, and weirdness just like some of the 1970s films trying to be controversial about Hollywood. 

  
 Pam Anderson: Playmate, VIP girl, Baywatch Girl, Motley Crue popular cheerleader, and Chicken supporter.  Pam Anderson does possess physical beauty, but you decide."