"::::::No, I'm hopeless.  Honest to God, I can't watch any of those ""America's stupidest waste of time video blooper outakes"" shows, because I literally can't stand to watch people getting physically hurt.  Broken limbs are the worst; those skateboarders trying to slide down stair banisters and breaking an arm when it all goes wrong freak me out, and I still remember (long time ago) the horror of watching Joe Theisman break his leg on national television.  But I can't even watch ER without occasionally closing my eyes.  Truly pathetic.    
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