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 ==The Fuck== 
 Jacob is the #1 name? DA FUCK? When did that happen? I dont think I even know any Jacobs, where the hell are these people at. Its a pretty gay name anyway. If youre thinking of naming your kid Jacob, I say BUCK THE TIDE, fight the man, dont do that shiz. And if youre name is Jacob  then go to your parents and be like ""MOTHERFUCKERS, u best thank yo sorry asses I was born relatively long ago, if you had named me that today it woulda been such a conformist flagrantly gay move I woulda had had no choice but to take out mah shank and start stabbin wildly in the air - "