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 == Angry Midget == 

 Angry Midget  
 
 One day a man was pissing in a public bathroom and a midget walked in and set up a step-ladder. When the man looked down, he noticed the midget staring at his balls.  
 
 ""Excuse me, sir,"" said the midget. ""I was just really admiring your balls. Mind if I hold them?""  
 
 ""Why not?"" said the man.  
 
 So the midget grabs onto one of his balls and says, ""Now give me your wallet or I'll jump!""  
 
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