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 == A Son of Phyllis Schlafly == 

 In the first sentence I'd like to see the egregious Andy Schlafly described as ""a son of..."" Phyllis, even though she has at times spoken of ""my son the lawyer,"" giving the impression she only acknowledged one son. 
 
 John, the nurse, is an Internet acquaintance from when we were both studying pathology online some years ago; he is smart, decent, conservative (in the Canadian sense, i.e. conservative, not reactionary, neo-Confederate, wingnut or fascist), and fwiw gay. 

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