"== Sign here all you want just for fun. == 
 50-car pileup results in new city sculpture. - Mop_it_up 

  
 If God is love, and love is blind, and Ray Charles is blind, then God plays the piano! - roadtoad 

  
 BLUEBERRY! Wait, I mean...... ooh, look at the doggy! *runs after the dog and hits a poll* ooh, shiny...... o_e - DemenMaster  

  
 Up yours with an egg-beater. >_> - redmage13 

  
 Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday, and now you know why. - Mop_it_up (quote from Fortune cookie) 

  
 Me:I- 

 Some Random Guy:OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 Me:0_o it before... - wheeliedude 

  
 Man... I want some bacon... - HarupiaX 

  
 Sometimes one single word is enough to drastically change a relationship. That word is ***** - Falcor 

  
 ummm Mu? - TerinDaniel  

  
 My gf's name is Marle <_< - Crono exe 

  
 I'm feeling sexy, is anyone else? - ZetSword 

  
 The cow isn't anywhere, it's inside my mind. - holydivineknight 

  
 WHO? MIKE-*gets shot* =[ - InsertSomething 

  
 Jesus has Final Attack =//= Revive but it takes three days - Argias 

  
 Kangaroos >>>> Koalas. FACT.  - vampirelord18 

  
 Goowed grammer shuld allwayys bee yoused. - SolidSnake360 

  
 It burns worse than my teen anxt on a monday! - FudgeSundae 

  
 I don't know about you guys, but Lovebutt sounds like an awesome last name.... - gamerfreak121 

  
 Your college goes to mom! - Poog009 

  
 Poop - mr_balli 

  
 Did you know you can milk co DOGS? - LordofRodents 

  
 Your mom is a mom, right? - wheeliedude 

  
 Your car runs on cat gas. - thug2rpzguy 

  

 ""There are three kinds of space. The kind down here, the kind up there, and the kind in-between your ears."" - Emperor Luigi (quote fromskipperof Gilligan's Island)  

  
 Revenge is best served anally. - _Your_Daddy_ 

  
 Girls are actually rapists in disguise. I know it, you know it, the whole world knows it! - DemenMaster 

  
 Hi. <_<;; - 'theletterQ 

  
 Politics. HA! - Geohound_Ryudo 

  
 The XD Air Force is like big brother. We don't invade your privacy though. But, we're always there. >_> - Jon Ace 

  
 Dawg is gon scuff yo chucks! - RE_expert44 

  
 bob dole likes yo style - kqx_wtf 

  
 *Tries to think of something good to say* - BLACKskies39 

  
 How many social topic failures till one succeeds? - ankit_shankar 

  
 I take back my earlier statement, and no I'm not being held against my will. Nope, not at all. (September 6, 2005 (UTC)) - ' 17:33, 

  
 You lie...YOU ALL LIE! *curles up on floor...starts to droll* Liiiieeesss! All of you! You all liiieee!!! - UnaidedCoder 

  
 You lie... - yokoexe 

  
 yay! ^_^ *hug* - RocketSoldier 

  
 fetch me a beer you redneck son of a pedophile! - monty mike 

  
 Water isn't a necessity. Gas is. - teppy92 

  
 I eat children by the gallons! - RocketSoldier 

  
 See now the thing about Halloween is, you got to know, where to get the candy. *Useless hand motions* 

 You go trick or treating in a white neighborhood, you get candy. 

 You go trick or treating in the projects, you get capped in the ass!! Ah ah ah!! - CmdrPorkchops as Bill Cosby 

  
 I tasted pee once. Thats what happens when you eat a girl out for too long. - Spiderman23JII 

  
 Ben Franklin once said ""Life is like a box of... *zzztt* 

 The lesson is not to fly a kite or ever say anything that can be put into a movie with Tom Hanks. - davidgilmour  

  
 Mega Phoenix ownz j00 all - Mega Phoenix 

  
 b_tisdale is your mamma! LIEZ!  ALL LIEZ I TELL YOU!!! -  b_tisdale 

  
 Here is a link to the person MUCH MUCH better than I, God - Tnova 

  
 THE NEW GAMEFAQS MODS SUCK!!! - Jon Ace 

  
 Tu es muerto - satan gave me a taco 

  
 The smart man knows when his wang is showing, but not when to show his wang.''-Fauxpasfox'''NEWL