hello alan 

 my name is derek rankin, for many years i was one of the top sales guys with rank xerox (the best sales company in the world) I have watched a few of your apprentice shows and am amazed at the idiots within your selection process. I would give none of them a cleaners job. I am 19 days older than you and have more in my little finger than any of these wankers. I cannot get a job because of my age. Try me  

 derek rankin