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 ::Microscopic particles of shit hanging from your ass! 
 ::I believe not just hindus, but also muslims whipe their asses with the left hand only. This may be because they don't actually whipe, but wash it using water poured from the river Ganges. This is actually far more hygienic than simply whiping one's ass with a toilet paper, since no matter how much you whipe, you would still have many microscopic particles of shit still caught in the hair that grow in your butt crack. There was once an American lady who went to the land of Arabia, where there is no toilet paper availble, but they import the Ganges water for use in the toilets. And she got so used to actually washing her ass with the Ganges' water that even after she returned to the States, she still found herself unable to return to simply dry whiping her ass. So, when her husband refused to do it, she bought a puppy for the sole purpose that he could lick her ass clean. Now they are both happy puppies! Truy story! 

 ::Also, many American girls, who are unfamiliar with the technique of using the Ganges water to wash one's ass, (and especially since it gets real expensive real soon, to import the Ganges water all the way from India), instead use a soap and warm water in a common household shower, followd by a little shampoo for the butt crack hair, to give a them a nice smell and a shiny rich look. Plus, the ass looks and smells real good durng sex. It's clean , it looks nice, and it smells inviting - what more can a guy ask for? Regualr American women's asses (and all other women of the world's asses, I guess), normally smell so bad of shit, because all they did was whipe it with toilet paper and that just does NOT do the job, man. 

 ::About shaking only with the right hand, would you really like to shake the left hand which had recently come into contact with warm, stinky, semi-solid shit? Any more questions? Atomic Assassin "