Would it be presumptuous of me to imagine you in a little monocle and top hat, madam? I daresay, your rhetoric on the values of Wikipedia clearly demonstrate the painstaking academic prowess for our humble little school. Bravo! I shall make a little image of a penis with a cigar taped to it and name it the Ryanositis Award for Honorable Editing Conduct. Let your praises be sung throughout the hallways of South Salem!