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 == the mystical adventures of tony bolony == 

 wat the fuk are you doing ahh. i musta passed out. why do i smell bolony. o yea im bolony now. heyy wat thefuk whose biting my dick or wat feels to be my dick. a dam rat bit a piece of my bolony plastic. get back here you mexican rat. i befriende the dog to convinvce him to be my friend and return my penis. his name was chihuahua campos. he said, "" aye senior give me two pesos and ile giva u your dick back."""