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 Masa's Plantation is a sitcom/Drama about a mid-western plantation with the owner being Masa and his Slaves Fatty, Mikey, Sam, Flunky Flamton and in the second season a new character is introduced goldfish. At the end of the first season Masa curb stomps Fatty and kills him. Fattys ghost haunts Mikeys Penis. Mikey is now half ghost and half gay. There is currently 2 seasons of Masa's Plantation. 

 Season 1 

 Episode 1: Masa's Reign- Masa buys the slaves off the market for 2 pennies. He proceeds to whip Mikey until his eyes bled with pain. His Favorite Slave is Sam who he lets sleep in the barn. All the other slaves sleep with the pigs. The conflict is that A rival plantation owner steals Fatty and Masa and the gang have to go after him. Fatty gets his leg stuck in a cotton gin and loses it. Since Flunky Flamton is Asian he makes Fatty a peg leg. 

 Episode 2: New Member- A new slave is bought by Masa. His name is Chong an Asian immigrant (who is later found out to be Flunkys son)  
 When Chong is telling Flunky about his trip the rival plantation owner comes and blows his head off. Flunky is shot in the shoulder. Masa comes out with a shotgun and cripples the rival plantation owner and he feeds it too Fatty. 

 Episode 3: Chong's Funeral- Flunky buries chong below his bed. But then Masa finds out that Flunky and Chong had sex. Mikey then fights with Flunky with the asian used karate to beat him. Then Masa sees Fatty trying to escape so Sam, Grabs Fatty and Masa Curb stomps him to death his penis posses Mikey and Mikey is now a were-penis. 

 Season 2 

 Episode 1: A new slave- Goldfish an European immigrant comes to the plantation. Mikey is almost caught of being a were-penis. When Mikey was taking a massive crap Flunky sees his Penis and notices that it is 3 feet long and brownish green. But lucky for Mikey Flunky doesnt say anything 

 Episode 2: Crimes- Goldfish eats all of the weeks food and is forcing Flunky to make a traditional asian meal of noodles. But their are no sauces so Sam Walks to the town to find Sauce but the rival plantation owners son is shooting at him. So Sam sneaks up behind him and snaps his pitiful neck  

 Episode 3: Temptation- Mikey goes into town and finds a hot women. But its also a full moon so his were-penis comes out and stabs the women in the neck and absorbs her soul. Masa sees this and fights Masa, Masa wins by throwing acid in mikeys eyes and sliting his wrists with a broken piece of his flesh. 

 Season 3 
 Episode 1:Goldfish- Goldfish goes out to find more food but a wild dog comes out and attacks him, but Goldfish eats the dog. The food is bait, goldfish is taken prisoner by a rivel plantation owner. Masa and Sam go out to find him armed with shotguns. Sam kills the Whole family by accident and goldfish eats the bodies so nobody will know. But the police arrive right as they leave 

 Episode 2: Pride- A pride parade of slaves comes out and since Masa hates all slaves expect his, he gets his machine gun and hides in a barrel. When the parade of 200 people come by. He ruthlessly guns down all women, men and children who are there not wasting a single bullet. When Masa is leaving town he notices a boy which two gunshot wounds, The boy cries and begs for help but all Masa does is stomp his Tiny Little Head in. 

 Episode 3: Rivals- When all the members of the plantation are there Flunky throws a piece of noodle in the fire. But then Fatty and Mikey Pop out of the ground. And out of Mikeys Green Penis comes Chong. Mikey is no longer a were-penis, Chong says ""I love you! flunky!"" and grabs his balls hard. Then a gunshot is heard out of nowhere and shoots Chong in the knee then another shot and Chongs Head explodes with juice all over Flunky. Masa says ""whos there!"" Then out the Shadows a man holding a bible is standing, Watching."