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 == Why he sucks dick! == 

 His legal name is ""Sidney The Faggot Bitchtits Crosby"" 
 He has a ginger fetish. 
 He plays with the unicorns magical mayonaise. 
 Bitchtits also likes the draft horse. 
 2 girls 1 cup is the screen saver on his computer. 
 The Faggot has a horrible mexy. 
 Crosby also looks like Justin Odlum of Pilot Mound, Manitoba."