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 So let's review the situation here:  I get blocked, am told to request a new user name by  who says ""just ask"" and despite 2 requests I'm basically being ignored so I create a new account. I come back here and try again and now you block my other perfectly good account just to enforce some ludicrous rules. 

 Let's face it.  Admins are like police.  Some good, but others are Eric Cartman. Fat, mean and lives with their mom.  They probably got beat up in high school (or are still being beat up). I can't say you didn't/ don't deserve it.  Try looking girls in the eye.  Pay me a compliment. And for gods sake stop using oil based lubricants for your masturbatory rituals.  You are ruining your mothers sheets.  "