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 ::It is only 13 words. How many would you suggest including? Which effects would you suggest including? Would this be suitable -http://gawker.com/5872978/every-funny-headline-involving-the-word-santorum  - it says ""Santorum is also, as users of Google and followers of Dan Savage know, a neologism for ""the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex."" Here are headlines about the former that are much funnier when you imagine they are about the latter.""  "