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 When I say I give up it just means I'm gunna try again. - Aaron Barett 

 You killed Church you teamkilling f***tard! - Tucker 

 Tell him to bite his phone battery so it will live forever. - Dylan Alberts 

 WOW! He has a small penis! - God (Torben) 

 HELP! I'm stuck in a phone both with 11 people! - Condom 

 I know your hugry, but can you at least ask before you start trying to sell me into prostiution. - God (Torben) 

 Just read that last year 5,139,407 people got married. now i dont want to start any trouble, but shouldnt that be an even number? - Robert Colgrave 

 I keep my husband's ball's in a jar on my bedside table. - Lucky 

 You cannot control me! You cannot contain me! And you shall know this as you die! - John Ironicus 

 I love APC's so crunchy! - Mattias Nilsson 

 Phil, be a team player, die for me! - Dave 

 Sideburn's are awesome. - Sophie (That's right I'm not the only one who thinks so!) 

 OMFG... Torben... you're wearing a different shirt! - Gen 

 Why are you just walking... 
 Because it look's awesome. 
 Can't argue with that logic. - Cyke, God (Torben) 

 But at night... We roam the street's... Handing out... DAFODILS! - Cogs and God(Torben) 

 Torba... Torber... Torbi... God damn it! That's it your name is now Trojan. - Sophie 

 Hi my name's God. 
 Oh really mines fortytwo. - God(Torben)and Jen Watler 

 ORANGE SHOES! - Orange 

 I may be a cold heartless B****! But at least I'm good at it! - A shirt 

 Bird's arn't animals. - Sophie 

 I was just about to complement myself on how sweet i am! - Nice 

 Wow its Torben! I love you ) 
 I love me to. - Catlin Fisher, God(Torben) 

 Edward Cullen: Doesn't bite people, lives in the woods, and sparkles. Lets face it he's not a vampier, he's a fairy. - A Demotivational poster 

 OMG!! Is that a real live dead thing! - Shalee 

 I deserve a girl who likes me for who i am... pretending to be... - Arj Barker 

 Light a man a fire and you warm him for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchet 

 In the begining there was nothing... And then it exploded! - Terry Pratchet 

 I'm awesome! - Barny Stinsen 

 The mechanical babes are melting in the snow. - Aaron Barett 

 You insist on finding the deepest part of quicksand, and diving head first into it! - Queen of the elves 

 I AM EDWARD CULLEN I SHALL READ THEIR MINDS! - God (Torben) as he was getting durg searched, this made them think he was high and they got a cop in... god regrets doing this. 

 You can turn an orange into a bong! Torbs were sooo doing it! - Morgan while the cop was still in front of us, also no we had no intention of using it. 

 I think my ear's are melting... - Rowan 

 Pre tent warming party, tent warming party, post tent warming party. - Tom explaining we were justified in having 10 people in a two man tent at 3:00am three nights in a row. 

 Dude you just got hit by a car! 
 I know how cool is it! - God (Torben), Morgan 

 YES! Were back! 
 Thats right Torben we toke two hours on a twenty minute trip, you should be proud. - Torben and buzsko 

 Well see you in a few days. 
 What! Why?! 
 Because there seperating everyone for a while. 
 Well now it really is a SAD camp. - God (Torben) and maddy 

 So you turned 18 on venture? 
 Yes and I'm annoyed. 
 You feel you have the right to be wasted dont you? 
 Yes, it's not fair. - God (Torben) Shannon 

 The Monks of Cool, whose tiny and exclusive monastery is hidden in a really cool and laid-back valley in the lower Ramtops, have a passing-out test for a novice.