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 :::::Meh, I've got a famous English highwayman who shot someone's cock, a scratching fanny on Cock Lane, 13th-century cunt gropeage, a woman who shoved rabbits up her chuff, and a man who tied lit fuses to his hair.  One day I'll also achieve my ambition of getting porn on the front page, by getting Thomas Rowlandson up to spec.  Beat that.   "