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 == Emo consiracy == 

 notice how 95% of the people on this thing are arguing about how emo doesn't mean emotional or some other bullshit? It's all a conspiracy!! Some facist nerd off of uncyclopedia started this conspiracy of emo's pretending to distance themselves from the emo scene in order to take down Bush! and with the money they aquire from that they are going to start a underwear factory in guatamala, and then use the underwear to fling shit at illegals to generate........a profit!! 

 look at it this way if you didnt understand that: 

 The lawyer from JFK: ""Remember that there are, in fact, 2 towers. 2-1 is 1. 1,1: 11. 2-1 is 1. 1,1. And there are 9 members on Silverstein's board of directors. That's 9,1,1: 9/11. And take 2-1 + 9/11 and you get 12. Which leads us all to the master minds of the 9/11 attacks...Emo Kids!"" 

 Emo Kid: ""ME?!?"" 

 The lawyer from JFK: ""12 contains the numbers 1 and 2, just like the toilet yesterday where someone went number 2 instead of number 1. Add 1 and 2 with 9/11 and you get 914. Drop the 4 and its 91; exactly the score Emo Kids got on their spelling tests 12 days after 9/11! WHO HAD THE MOST TO GAIN FROM 9/11? EMO KIDS! WHO WAS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND THE MORNING THE TOWERS FELL? EMO KIDS! WHO DROPPED A DEUCE IN THE URINAL? EMO KIDS!"""