== The Real Meaning of Kevin Bacon == 

 Kevin Bacon eats babies straight from the womb. He then devours their souls by cracking their bones (Preferably Femurs)and slurping their bone marrow. After the sacrifice of the the first eight babies, he chokes himself while anally probing the innocent, dead corpses. I am also a dead fetus. Ever since, I have whored myself out for every line of cocaine that I can get my hands on. Ban me now bitches.