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 == insulted south germans == 

 hi. it's not easy to keep calm. in episode 19 of season 2, monroe said (about the key-map) schwaben would be in bavaria. by this, i'm far not the only insulted swabian. swabians and bavarians don't even talk the same language, how the fu**ing f**k could you americans just say that swabia would be part of bavaria??? swabia's official name is Württemberg! it's the country westside of bavaria! we used to hate the other ones a few hundred years ago! and before you hollywood heroes do another hardcore fail, the country west of württemberg is baden, although we are governed as ""baden-württemberg"". baden is blackforest/schwarzwald, swabia/württemberg is east of it until the ""schwäbische alb"" is marking the countryline, where east of it is bavaria & the people speak ""bayrisch"", which means more or less ""bavarianish"". if a swabian and a bavarian meet the other species for the first time, it's almost impossible to have a conversation with more then ""beer?"" and ""proscht!"", so fu**ing big is the difference. really not cool guys... and you're still wondering why all the world thinks of americans as stupid ppl...   "