Attn: I, dog, declare Crockers Rules http://www.sl4.org/crocker.html 

 Hi, I am a German Shepherd named Remsen using my psychic powers to force a really stupid human named Pete Bertine to type this brief note to you.  As he is a complete moron who can't figure out how to do anything on Wikipedia I had him make one of your sentences more elegant with the hope that you would seek him out and crush his tiny mind and once and for all ban him from access to the internet forever and perhaps then allow me to use your kind but puny human mind toward a higher purpose that we dogs have devised that is just too complex for homosapiens to ever understand. I mean for godsdogs sake!, no matter how loud I bark at Pete he just spends most of his time cruising goth dating sites in the hope of finding an 18 year old vampire. Damn it I wish he'd get a life and focus on my plan to preserve the neversink gorge from development so that me and all my dog friends can continue to conspire in peace with the deer and chipmunks about how to get you people from dumping raw sewage into the Neversink River and, while you're at it, to clean up the nasty oil spill under Williamsburgh, Brooklyn that all us animals find so nasty to our sensitive noses. 

 Sorry for the rant. Simply put, Pete is useless. He can't figure out how to get any more pictures on wikimedia, I think they banned him. He has no idea how to make the Theodore Gordon page conform to or connect to whatever it has to conform or connect to and he's terrified about linking to another New York Times article without getting the proper gold stamp from the author who is dead.  I mean I tried calling the dead authors family but they don't speak dog and the New York Times has so many voice prompt levels that my tongue got exhausted working the phone. 

 Please, help this dork that I've suckered into feeding me and picking up my poop.  He means well, but he always thought that this symbol ~ was how he could stick his tongue out at 18 year old goth vampires on meebo. Just smack him upside the head and tell him how he can upload pictures to wikimedia? 

 Kind Regards, 

 Remsen, gsd.