== Not me and not funny == 

 I don't take kindly to having someone suggest that I should get hit by a car. Will be taking this up with enforcement. Also, this wasn't even me: 

  
  ! ATTENTION !  Please cease adding improper names to Wikipedia articles as you recently did to List of people from Missouri. If you wish to be a comedian I suggest you visit one of the comedy clubs there in San Francisco (your IP has been traced), or if nothing else go play in traffic out on nearby 16th street. Continued misbehavior could result in your IP being blocked on Wikipedia. Sector001 (talk)