" and with the current financial crisis causes by too much indulgence in tamagotchi's in the late 90s and Pokemon, magma prices in Japan have soared, forcing me into my 76th floor penthouse suite in Kowloon. I welcome you to Hong Kong. The elevator to my suite ""may"" have a disappearing floor which leads to an unnnecessarily long plastic shoot into an unnecessarily frickin shark (with frickin laser beams) infected pool so those who have come to frickin mess about with an evil Bald mofo such as myself please BEWARE!"