He's not gay. He has a vagina and likes it that way. He went out into the woods one night, killed a bear, cut off it's paw, and carved a vagina right where his invisible penis once was. After that, he reached into his vagina and inverted it. So in the end, he has an inside out vagina that resembles a penis. Point: he's not a human being and should be treated like how a curious three year old would treat a dog's asshole.