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 Hey Actown, (remember me, Corbin's friend?) I'm sorry you got caught up in all of this, User:Iloveminun is... imaginative with events. More or less, he's tried to make me miserable, but I think the end is near. Hope you don't hate me after this, and good luck with any admin attempts (you can pull off the illusion, something I couldn't do obviously *glares at Minun*). Regards,   "