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 How dare you pose as me and create a page that is completely unnecessary. This is a fraudulent act and I won't tolerate it. I don't know if you're new here, but we don't do that. I hate trolls, I hate plagiarists - Wikipedia hates them too. In the cyberspace, we'd probably call them keyboard warriors. I'm not here to teach, but to edit and contribute... Oh, and moan. Get off my pages.   "