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 :I glance at your deletion logs every day, it's often all that gets me through my long, long lonely nights.  I'm also very disturbed that you're going around deleting articles without a single ""keep"" recommendation.  Where will it go from here!  Oh, and why are you such a stupid skank bitch?    

 ===By the way=== 
 I've continued to randomly replace Kurt's ""fight against deletionsit vandles"" with WP:NPA.  Is it bad to enjoy enforcing policy, because if this is bad I don't want to be good.   "