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 I wax bought an album by The Rutles for my Birthday and have sinced watched the film All You Need is Cash. I was shocked to realise that my favorate band, The Beatles, had totally ripped off these poor sods! It's almost as if they took the songs of The Rutles and changed them ever-so-slightly for comic effect. 

 I am outraged and suggest we rebel. I suggest we boycott The Beatles and burn their records. I have set up collection points all over the coutry where you kids can hand over your Beatles records and paraphernalia. C'mon kids, fuck them scouse cunts! 

 Does anyone have a steamroller I could borrow?