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 :I myself study music, though I don't know anyone else on here who does, d'you? ""Instrumental song"" is technically an oxymoron, which is why I tend to avoid using it. The Hawk is Howling does have some pretty cracking titles, though ""Stupid Prick Gets Chased by the Police and Loses His Slut Girlfriend"" from the Batcat EP tops them all I think.   "