" 

 Hello Mr. Doctorhawke 

 I have reveiwed your stupidity to revert the Pete Townshend solo album Empty Glass, and i'm rather not pleased i find your stupidity awfully rude because you know duck all about The Who my dear Aussie, Docter, Republic wanting, Highness, who drinks milk, who live's happily and like's hurting my god damn feelings, Oh and i would like to play rugby with you somtime don't forget to take a plane that crashes and you to me is a ""Meaningless Statistic"" 

 BY THE WAY IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE F****D UP & just to let you know you are a TW*T no not Twit you daft D*CK it'll be funny when you find out you don't have one you traded it for being an Arseh*le 

 My awfally bad regards 

    Mr. Jay Bowden. King of Aussieland and our brittish queen"