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 ::::::If it were Christmas eve instead of Thanksgiving eve, I could give you the following sound advice from Weird Al Yankovic's ""Christmas at Ground Zero"": 
 :::::::You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop 
 :::::::Or Jack Frost on your windowsill 
 :::::::But if someone's climbin' down your chimney 
 :::::::You'd better load your gun and shoot to kill 
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