New Zealand Has just passed the law, that if you begin drinking anything, they are not allowed to stop until they have the urge to urinate. 
 They have also officially changed the name of their country to Nezledan.  They are also thinking about trying to shape the continent into the shape of a penis.  In addition they will create a law that makes you call black people niggers, to their face!  If you call them another name, you will get arrested.