Strongsville is, essentially, nothing.  It is a place filled with middle to upper-middle class people that mimics every other fucking suburbia in America.  As I resident, I can attest to this.  The children are, for the most part, mentally deficient, and I'm assuming the school boards are paying off whoever makes the lists about the ranking of the schools.  It might not even be the school's fault, however, and just nature's way of kicking you in the balls.   

 When you move to wonderful Strongsville, you will realize all there is to do is A) shop and B) kill yourself.  Not many choose B, and so... shopping it is!  Yes, that's probably the only thing Strongsville can now be known as.  A place filled with shopping, blondes with husbands who weren't satisfied with their natural breast size, and dysfunctional families all around.  In fact, I'm not sure why so many people live here...  

 Stay away, please, for the love of God...