Last night my boy friend knelt down and begged for sex 

 i said suck my feet and give me all your money 

 i have really big mustles so i tied him to bed  

 he had dont all this work today for me 

 i started givign him a hand job and all of a sudernly stoped and said your begging hasnt worked. 

 i untied him and he carried on begging for sex for ever and eventially he died of starvation coz he begged that much he had no time to eat 

 im such an evil gay boy 

 bet you couldnt be anough to get me have sex with you 

 har har har 

 you want sex  no no and no  

 ha ha 

 please tell me your opinions of me and how  sexy i am