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 Calibration run, level 2: 

 Mary is strapping on a rubber penis. ""Steely Dan III from Yokohama,"" she says, caressing the shaft.  
 ""What happened to Steely Dan I?""  
 ""He was torn in two by a bull dyke. She could cave in a lead pipe.""  
 ""And Steely Dan II?""  
 ""Chewed to bits by a famished candiru in the Upper Baboonsasshole. And don't say 'wheeeeeeee!' this time.""  
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