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 :Now, there are two possibilities: Jezhotwells and I have been planning a conspiracy which involved using our combined revert quotas in order to have a user we don't know who are blocked for breaking 3RR. OR: You have been blocked for uncivil edit summaries (such as ""Fuck Off""), personal attacks like ""zealot"", ""I couldn't care less for your inflated self-importance"" and ""You're not worthy"", and repeated edit warring at Knut Hamsun's obituary of Adolf Hitler. Choose carefully which possibility is the most likely.   "