== Spacker Jack == 

  
 Jack is a small retarded child that lives in Bristol, England. 
 He rubs lavender on his balls every day to relax his stimulated penis. 

 He was raised by a pack of wolfs and now walks on all fours and howls at the moon. 
 psycologists have studied his natural behaviour carefully and come to the conclusion he is beyond any cure, therefore will spend the rest of his life is a car shaped kennel situtaed on Togg Hill, where spectaters can attempt to relax his penis with boquets of lavender.  

 If you have come accross this retarded child please feel free to add your stories to ths page.