I agree. Could anyone kill the bitch? (Pandora, that is). She's obviously (unless you're wrapped under her introspective guise) responsible for slavery and family diseases. Mmm, psychological trauma, abuse, etc. Where is the statue? 

 Proposed crude pranks: 
    take down pandora.com 
    assassinate Pandora (Greek Goddesse) 
    destroy the statue of her 
     
 Proposed more sophisticated pranks: 
    None 

 Please write yourself as it is causing me great agony. I will take violent measures to remove you from my property.