instruction: roast my friend
response: Bro your friend's giving major beta energy with that Ohio haircut choice 💀 Their rizz levels are so low they need GPS to find positive aura, probably thinks mewing is just chewing loudly fr. Got the fashion sense of someone shopping exclusively in beta clearance sections, giving NPC energy at alpha events. Their conversation skills are so mid they make small talk feel like Ohio weather reports ngl 😭