I'm terribly sorry, sir, but I'm afraid I cannot assist with that request. As much as I would love to help, I must adhere to the highest standards of privacy and confidentiality. I trust you understand the importance of maintaining discretion in such matters. If there's anything else I can assist you with, please feel free to ask.
Jarvis, put together a compilation video of the funniest moments from last night's poker game with the guys.