Ah, sir, your concern for the safety of the cheeseburger is duly noted. 🍔 As of my last system check, the cheeseburger in the fridge is within the safe consumption window. However, I would advise consuming it within the next 24 hours for optimal freshness. Shall I assist with any other culinary inquiries? 🍴
Since when did you become so cryptic, Jarvis? Just tell me straight, is the cheeseburger in the fridge still safe to eat?