— If you’re a stingy, Scroogey type at Christmas, the Admiral Theatre has an incentive for you to change your ways.

Yes, that Admiral Theatre. As in the one with women without many clothes, or any clothes.

Through Dec. 21, the Admiral is offering a free lap dance to anyone who donates an unused, unwrapped toy.

But you won’t get extra attention if you clear off the shelves at the toy store and come to the Admiral with a big sack on your back. The limit is one lap dance per customer. Further reading of the fine print indicates that “compensation for toy donations is left to the discretion of management.”

According to the CBS Chicago “research” department, the club started the promotion in 2010. In the first year, they collected five car loads of toys.

By the way, the Admiral, at 3940 W. Lawrence Ave., is open 364 days a year.

It is only closed on Christmas Eve.