Good try, (insufficiently-)Evolved. Makes me think you, not every Trump hater (that would be to stereotype, surely unfairly to some),

think some people can't do with statistics whatever they like,

think the NYT, CNN, the three used-to-be major networks, and WaPo are as close to objective truth in everything they say as there is,

have no clue as to the range of Trump-voter views on evolution,

have idolized whatever your idea of free trade,

are a blind follower, not a thinker, where global warming is concerned,

don't understand what the founders and other early Americans understood "separation of church and state" to be and why they valued it as they did (you really should read a book like Thomas Kidd's God of Liberty: A Religious History of the American Revolution on this one),

would love the federal government to be able to usurp every power reserved to the states by the Constitution,

believe in politicians who think like you do or whose thinking you follow blindly, in gods of your own making who let you do what's right in your own eyes, and in political power whose exercise is certainly facilitated by much more than guns.

I won't try to sum up what that makes you, in other words, other than to say I think it makes you the kind of person who would've voted joyfully for HRC.