It is as if someone were to steal my wallet and I were then expected to sit down and negotiate with him.
1	It	it	PRON	PERS-SG	_	2	nsubj	_	_
2	is	be	VERB	PRES	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	0	root	_	_
3	as	as	SCONJ	_	_	8	mark	_	_
4	if	if	SCONJ	_	_	3	fixed	_	_
5	someone	someone	PRON	IND-SG-NOM	Number=Sing	8	nsubj	_	_
6	were	be	AUX	SBJ	Mood=Sub|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin	8	aux	_	_
7	to	to	PART	_	_	8	mark	_	_
8	steal	steal	VERB	INF	VerbForm=Inf	2	ccomp	_	_
9	my	I	PRON	P1SG-GEN	Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs	10	nmod:poss	_	_
10	wallet	wallet	NOUN	SG-NOM	Number=Sing	8	obj	_	_
11	and	and	CCONJ	_	_	15	cc	_	_
12	I	I	PRON	PERS-P1SG-NOM	Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs	15	nsubj:pass	_	_
13	were	be	AUX	PAST	Mood=Ind|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin	15	aux:pass	_	_
14	then	then	ADV	_	PronType=Dem	15	advmod	_	_
15	expected	expect	VERB	PASS	Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass	2	conj	_	_
16	to	to	PART	_	_	17	mark	_	_
17	sit	sit	VERB	INF	VerbForm=Inf	15	advcl	_	_
18	down	down	ADV	_	_	17	compound:prt	_	_
19	and	and	CCONJ	_	_	20	cc	_	_
20	negotiate	negotiate	VERB	INF	VerbForm=Inf	17	conj	_	_
21	with	with	ADP	_	_	22	case	_	_
22	him	he	PRON	PERS-P3SG-ACC	Case=Acc|Gender=Masc|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs	20	obl	_	SpaceAfter=No
23	.	.	PUNCT	Period	_	2	punct	_	_
