For instance, if you're asked what you're up to, rather than saying, "looking for people to hit on on Facebook" you might find that it's a better idea to give a sarcastic answer like "writing the great American novel" or "drowning my sorrows".
1	For	for	ADP	IN	_	2	case	2:case	Discourse=elaboration-additional:85->82:1
2	instance	instance	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	30	obl	30:obl:for	SpaceAfter=No
3	,	,	PUNCT	,	_	2	punct	2:punct	_
4	if	if	SCONJ	IN	_	7	mark	7:mark	Discourse=contingency-condition:86->88:1
5	you	you	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs	7	nsubj:pass	7:nsubj:pass	Entity=(2-person-giv:act-cf1*-1-ana)|SpaceAfter=No
6	're	be	AUX	VBP	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	7	aux:pass	7:aux:pass	_
7	asked	ask	VERB	VBN	Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass	30	advcl	30:advcl:if	_
8	what	what	PRON	WP	PronType=Int	11	obl	11:obl:to	_
9	you	you	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs	11	nsubj	11:nsubj	Entity=(2-person-giv:act-cf1*-1-ana)|SpaceAfter=No
10	're	be	AUX	VBP	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	11	cop	11:cop	_
11	up	up	ADV	RB	Degree=Pos	7	ccomp	7:ccomp	_
12	to	to	ADP	IN	_	8	case	8:case	SpaceAfter=No
13	,	,	PUNCT	,	_	7	punct	7:punct	_
14	rather	rather	SCONJ	RB	_	16	mark	16:mark	Discourse=adversative-antithesis:87->88:0
15	than	than	ADP	IN	_	14	fixed	14:fixed	_
16	saying	say	VERB	VBG	VerbForm=Ger	30	advcl	30:advcl:rather_than	SpaceAfter=No
17	,	,	PUNCT	,	_	19	punct	19:punct	_
18	"	''	PUNCT	``	_	19	punct	19:punct	SpaceAfter=No|XML=<q>
19	looking	look	VERB	VBG	VerbForm=Ger	16	ccomp	16:ccomp	_
20	for	for	ADP	IN	_	21	case	21:case	_
21	people	person	NOUN	NNS	Number=Plur	19	obl	19:obl:for	Entity=(81-person-new-cf6-1-sgl
22	to	to	PART	TO	_	23	mark	23:mark	_
23	hit	hit	VERB	VB	VerbForm=Inf	21	acl	21:acl:to	_
24	on	on	ADP	IN	_	23	obl	23:obl	Entity=81)
25	on	on	ADP	IN	_	26	case	26:case	_
26	Facebook	Facebook	PROPN	NNP	Number=Sing	23	obl	23:obl:on	Entity=(82-abstract-new-cf5-1-sgl-Facebook)|SpaceAfter=No
27	"	''	PUNCT	''	_	19	punct	19:punct	XML=</q>
28	you	you	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs	30	nsubj	30:nsubj	Discourse=same-unit_m:88->85:0|Entity=(2-person-giv:act-cf1*-1-ana)
29	might	might	AUX	MD	VerbForm=Fin	30	aux	30:aux	_
30	find	find	VERB	VB	VerbForm=Inf	0	root	0:root	_
31	that	that	SCONJ	IN	_	36	mark	36:mark	_
32-33	it's	_	_	_	_	_	_	_	_
32	it	it	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs	36	expl	36:expl	Entity=(83-abstract-new-cf2-1-cata)
33	's	be	AUX	VBZ	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	36	cop	36:cop	_
34	a	a	DET	DT	Definite=Ind|PronType=Art	36	det	36:det	Entity=(83-abstract-acc:com-cf2-3-coref
35	better	good	ADJ	JJR	Degree=Cmp	36	amod	36:amod	_
36	idea	idea	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	30	ccomp	30:ccomp	Entity=83)
37	to	to	PART	TO	_	38	mark	38:mark	Entity=(83-abstract-giv:act-cf2-2-coref
38	give	give	VERB	VB	VerbForm=Inf	36	csubj	36:csubj	_
39	a	a	DET	DT	Definite=Ind|PronType=Art	41	det	41:det	_
40	sarcastic	sarcastic	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	41	amod	41:amod	_
41	answer	answer	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	38	obj	38:obj	Entity=83)
42	like	like	SCONJ	IN	_	44	mark	44:mark	_
43	"	''	PUNCT	``	_	44	punct	44:punct	SpaceAfter=No|XML=<q>
44	writing	write	VERB	VBG	VerbForm=Ger	41	acl	41:acl:like	_
45	the	the	DET	DT	Definite=Def|PronType=Art	48	det	48:det	Entity=(84-abstract-new-cf3-4-sgl
46	great	great	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	48	amod	48:amod	_
47	American	American	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	48	amod	48:amod	_
48	novel	novel	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	44	obj	44:obj	Entity=84)|SpaceAfter=No
49	"	''	PUNCT	''	_	44	punct	44:punct	XML=</q>
50	or	or	CCONJ	CC	_	52	cc	52:cc	_
51	"	''	PUNCT	``	_	52	punct	52:punct	SpaceAfter=No|XML=<q>
52	drowning	drown	VERB	VBG	VerbForm=Ger	44	conj	41:acl:like|44:conj:or	_
53	my	my	PRON	PRP$	Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs	54	nmod:poss	54:nmod:poss	Entity=(85-abstract-new-cf4-2-sgl(2-person-giv:act-cf1*-1-ana)
54	sorrows	sorrow	NOUN	NNS	Number=Plur	52	obj	52:obj	Entity=85)|SpaceAfter=No
55	"	''	PUNCT	''	_	52	punct	52:punct	SpaceAfter=No|XML=</q>
56	.	.	PUNCT	.	_	30	punct	30:punct	_
