Even if the odds are impossible — and how many eight-year-olds would go up against six bigger kids for a sandbox buddy? — at least you call for backup.
1	Even	even	ADV	RB	_	6	advmod	6:advmod	Discourse=adversative-concession:55->57:1
2	if	if	SCONJ	IN	_	6	mark	6:mark	_
3	the	the	DET	DT	Definite=Def|PronType=Art	4	det	4:det	Entity=(53-abstract-new-cf2-2-sgl
4	odds	odd	NOUN	NNS	Number=Plur	6	nsubj	6:nsubj	Entity=53)
5	are	be	AUX	VBP	Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	6	cop	6:cop	_
6	impossible	impossible	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	32	advcl	32:advcl:if	_
7	—	—	PUNCT	:	_	8	punct	8:punct	Discourse=explanation-justify:56->55:0
8	and	and	CCONJ	CC	_	17	cc	17:cc	_
9	how	how	ADV	WRB	PronType=Int	10	advmod	10:advmod	_
10	many	many	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	11	amod	11:amod	_
11	eight	eight	NUM	CD	NumForm=Word|NumType=Card	13	nummod	13:nummod	Entity=(54-person-new-cf3-5-sgl|SpaceAfter=No|XML=<w>
12	-	-	PUNCT	HYPH	_	11	punct	11:punct	SpaceAfter=No
13	year	year	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	15	compound	15:compound	SpaceAfter=No
14	-	-	PUNCT	HYPH	_	13	punct	13:punct	SpaceAfter=No
15	olds	old	NOUN	NNS	Number=Plur	17	nsubj	17:nsubj	Entity=54)|XML=</w>
16	would	would	AUX	MD	Number=Plur|Person=3|VerbForm=Fin	17	aux	17:aux	_
17	go	go	VERB	VB	VerbForm=Inf	6	conj	6:conj:and|32:advcl:if	_
18	up	up	ADV	RB	Degree=Pos	17	advmod	17:advmod	_
19	against	against	ADP	IN	_	22	case	22:case	_
20	six	six	NUM	CD	NumForm=Word|NumType=Card	22	nummod	22:nummod	Entity=(55-person-new-cf4-3-sgl
21	bigger	big	ADJ	JJR	Degree=Cmp	22	amod	22:amod	_
22	kids	kid	NOUN	NNS	Number=Plur	17	obl	17:obl:against	Entity=55)
23	for	for	ADP	IN	_	26	case	26:case	_
24	a	a	DET	DT	Definite=Ind|PronType=Art	26	det	26:det	Entity=(56-person-new-cf5-3-sgl
25	sandbox	sandbox	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	26	compound	26:compound	_
26	buddy	buddy	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	17	obl	17:obl:for	Entity=56)|SpaceAfter=No
27	?	?	PUNCT	.	_	6	punct	6:punct	_
28	—	—	PUNCT	:	_	6	punct	6:punct	_
29	at	at	ADV	IN	_	32	advmod	32:advmod	Discourse=adversative-antithesis:57->60:0
30	least	least	ADV	RBS	Degree=Sup	29	fixed	29:fixed	_
31	you	you	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs	32	nsubj	32:nsubj	Entity=(52-person-giv:act-cf1*-1-ana)
32	call	call	VERB	VBP	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	0	root	0:root	_
33	for	for	ADP	IN	_	34	case	34:case	_
34	backup	backup	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	32	obl	32:obl:for	Entity=(57-abstract-new-cf6-1-sgl)|SpaceAfter=No
35	.	.	PUNCT	.	_	32	punct	32:punct	_
