But if somebody wakes up one morning and suddenly no longer is funny, then yeah, head first, out the door as quickly as possible, and as sadistically as possible.
1	But	but	CCONJ	CC	_	23	cc	23:cc	Discourse=adversative-concession:144->138:2
2	if	if	SCONJ	IN	_	4	mark	4:mark	Discourse=contingency-condition:145->147:2
3	somebody	somebody	PRON	NN	Number=Sing|PronType=Ind	4	nsubj	4:nsubj	Entity=(173-person-new-cf2-1-sgl)
4	wakes	wake	VERB	VBZ	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	23	advcl	23:advcl:if	_
5	up	up	ADP	RP	_	4	compound:prt	4:compound:prt	_
6	one	one	NUM	CD	NumForm=Word|NumType=Card	7	nummod	7:nummod	Entity=(174-time-new-cf4-2-sgl
7	morning	morning	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	4	obl:tmod	4:obl:tmod	Entity=174)
8	and	and	CCONJ	CC	_	13	cc	13:cc	Discourse=joint-list_m:146->145:0
9	suddenly	suddenly	ADV	RB	Degree=Pos	13	advmod	13:advmod	_
10	no	no	ADV	RB	Degree=Pos|Polarity=Neg	11	advmod	11:advmod	_
11	longer	long	ADV	RBR	Degree=Cmp	13	advmod	13:advmod	_
12	is	be	AUX	VBZ	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	13	cop	13:cop	_
13	funny	funny	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	4	conj	4:conj:and|23:advcl:if	SpaceAfter=No
14	,	,	PUNCT	,	_	4	punct	4:punct	_
15	then	then	ADV	RB	PronType=Dem	23	advmod	23:advmod	Discourse=same-unit_m:147->144:0
16	yeah	yeah	ADV	RB	Degree=Pos	23	discourse	23:discourse	SpaceAfter=No
17	,	,	PUNCT	,	_	16	punct	16:punct	_
18	head	head	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	19	nsubj	19:nsubj	Entity=(175-object-new-cf3-1-sgl)
19	first	first	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos|NumType=Ord	23	advcl	23:advcl	SpaceAfter=No
20	,	,	PUNCT	,	_	19	punct	19:punct	_
21	out	out	ADP	IN	_	23	case	23:case	_
22	the	the	DET	DT	Definite=Def|PronType=Art	23	det	23:det	Bridge=160<176|Entity=(176-object-acc:inf-cf1-2-sgl
23	door	door	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	0	root	0:root	Entity=176)
24	as	as	ADV	RB	_	25	advmod	25:advmod	_
25	quickly	quickly	ADV	RB	Degree=Pos	23	advmod	23:advmod	_
26	as	as	SCONJ	IN	_	27	mark	27:mark	Discourse=mode-manner:148->147:0
27	possible	possible	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	25	advcl	25:advcl:as	SpaceAfter=No
28	,	,	PUNCT	,	_	31	punct	31:punct	_
29	and	and	CCONJ	CC	_	31	cc	31:cc	Discourse=same-unit_m:149->147:1
30	as	as	ADV	RB	_	31	advmod	31:advmod	_
31	sadistically	sadistically	ADV	RB	Degree=Pos	25	conj	23:advmod|25:conj:and	_
32	as	as	SCONJ	IN	_	33	mark	33:mark	Discourse=mode-manner:150->149:0
33	possible	possible	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	31	advcl	31:advcl:as	SpaceAfter=No
34	.	.	PUNCT	.	_	23	punct	23:punct	_
