There is a minuscule chance that your impact will result in non-life-threatening injuries; if this seems incredibly far-fetched, comfort yourself that double chute failure in modern times is also extremely unlikely, and that you have already beaten worse odds.
1	There	there	PRON	EX	PronType=Dem	2	expl	2:expl	Discourse=adversative-concession:79->76:1
2	is	be	VERB	VBZ	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	0	root	0:root	_
3	a	a	DET	DT	Definite=Ind|PronType=Art	5	det	5:det	Entity=(89-abstract-new-cf6-3-sgl
4	minuscule	minuscule	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	5	amod	5:amod	_
5	chance	chance	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	2	nsubj	2:nsubj	Entity=89)
6	that	that	SCONJ	IN	_	10	mark	10:mark	Discourse=elaboration-attribute:80->79:0
7	your	your	PRON	PRP$	Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs	8	nmod:poss	8:nmod:poss	Entity=(90-event-new-cf2-4-disc(36-event-giv:act-cf3-2-coref(39-person-giv:act-cf1*-1-ana)
8	impact	impact	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	10	nsubj	10:nsubj	Entity=36)
9	will	will	AUX	MD	Number=Sing|Person=3|VerbForm=Fin	10	aux	10:aux	_
10	result	result	VERB	VB	VerbForm=Inf	5	acl	5:acl:that	_
11	in	in	ADP	IN	_	13	case	13:case	_
12	non-life-threatening	non-life-threatening	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos|Polarity=Neg	13	amod	13:amod	Entity=(91-abstract-new-cf8-2-sgl
13	injuries	injury	NOUN	NNS	Number=Plur	10	obl	10:obl:in	Entity=91)90)|SpaceAfter=No
14	;	;	PUNCT	:	_	17	punct	17:punct	_
15	if	if	SCONJ	IN	_	17	mark	17:mark	Discourse=contingency-condition:81->82:0
16	this	this	PRON	DT	Number=Sing|PronType=Dem	17	nsubj	17:nsubj|21:nsubj:xsubj	Entity=(90-event-giv:act-cf2-1-coref)
17	seems	seem	VERB	VBZ	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	23	acl	23:acl:if	_
18	incredibly	incredibly	ADV	RB	Degree=Pos	21	advmod	21:advmod	_
19	far	far	ADV	RB	Degree=Pos	21	advmod	21:advmod	SpaceAfter=No|XML=<w>
20	-	-	PUNCT	HYPH	_	19	punct	19:punct	SpaceAfter=No
21	fetched	fetched	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	17	xcomp	17:xcomp	SpaceAfter=No|XML=</w>
22	,	,	PUNCT	,	_	17	punct	17:punct	_
23	comfort	comfort	VERB	VB	Mood=Imp|Person=2|VerbForm=Fin	2	parataxis	2:parataxis	Discourse=evaluation-comment:82->79:1
24	yourself	yourself	PRON	PRP	Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs|Reflex=Yes	23	obj	23:obj	Entity=(39-person-giv:act-cf1*-1-ana)
25	that	that	SCONJ	IN	_	35	mark	35:mark	_
26	double	double	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	28	amod	28:amod	Entity=(92-event-new-cf7-3-coref
27	chute	chute	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	28	compound	28:compound	Entity=(4-object-giv:inact-cf4-1-coref)
28	failure	failure	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	35	nsubj	35:nsubj	_
29	in	in	ADP	IN	_	31	case	31:case	_
30	modern	modern	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	31	amod	31:amod	Entity=(93-time-new-cf9-2-sgl
31	times	time	NOUN	NNS	Number=Plur	28	nmod	28:nmod:in	Entity=93)92)
32	is	be	AUX	VBZ	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	35	cop	35:cop	_
33	also	also	ADV	RB	_	35	advmod	35:advmod	_
34	extremely	extremely	ADV	RB	Degree=Pos	35	advmod	35:advmod	_
35	unlikely	unlikely	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos|Polarity=Neg	23	acl	23:acl:that	SpaceAfter=No
36	,	,	PUNCT	,	_	42	punct	42:punct	_
37	and	and	CCONJ	CC	_	42	cc	42:cc	_
38	that	that	SCONJ	IN	_	42	mark	42:mark	_
39	you	you	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs	42	nsubj	42:nsubj	Entity=(39-person-giv:act-cf1*-1-ana)
40	have	have	AUX	VBP	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	42	aux	42:aux	_
41	already	already	ADV	RB	_	42	advmod	42:advmod	_
42	beaten	beat	VERB	VBN	Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part	35	conj	23:acl:that|35:conj:and	_
43	worse	bad	ADJ	JJR	Degree=Cmp	44	amod	44:amod	Bridge=92<94|Entity=(94-abstract-acc:inf-cf5-2-sgl
44	odds	odd	NOUN	NNS	Number=Plur	42	obj	42:obj	Entity=94)|SpaceAfter=No
45	.	.	PUNCT	.	_	2	punct	2:punct	_
