Yep, unless you're a coroner or some sort of crazy spy / criminologist you probably don't have this stuff lying around the house (hopefully not ...).
1	Yep	yep	INTJ	UH	_	20	discourse	20:discourse	Discourse=organization-preparation:51->58:4|SpaceAfter=No
2	,	,	PUNCT	,	_	1	punct	1:punct	_
3	unless	unless	SCONJ	IN	_	7	mark	7:mark	Discourse=contingency-condition:52->53:2
4	you	you	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs	7	nsubj	7:nsubj|10:nsubj	Entity=(11-person-giv:inact-cf1-1-ana)|SpaceAfter=No
5	're	be	AUX	VBP	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	7	cop	7:cop	_
6	a	a	DET	DT	Definite=Ind|PronType=Art	7	det	7:det	Entity=(69-person-new-cf4-2-sgl
7	coroner	coroner	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	20	parataxis	20:parataxis	Entity=69)
8	or	or	CCONJ	CC	_	10	cc	10:cc	_
9	some	some	DET	DT	PronType=Ind	10	det	10:det	Entity=(70-person-new-cf5-2-sgl
10	sort	sort	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	7	conj	7:conj:or	_
11	of	of	ADP	IN	_	13	case	13:case	_
12	crazy	crazy	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	13	amod	13:amod	_
13	spy	spy	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	10	nmod	10:nmod:of	_
14	/	/	SYM	SYM	_	15	cc	15:cc	_
15	criminologist	criminologist	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	13	conj	10:nmod:of|13:conj:slash	Entity=70)
16	you	you	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs	20	nsubj	20:nsubj	Discourse=explanation-motivation:53->58:3|Entity=(11-person-giv:act-cf1-1-ana)
17	probably	probably	ADV	RB	Degree=Pos	20	advmod	20:advmod	_
18-19	don't	_	_	_	_	_	_	_	_
18	do	do	AUX	VBP	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	20	aux	20:aux	_
19	n't	not	PART	RB	Polarity=Neg	20	advmod	20:advmod	_
20	have	have	VERB	VB	VerbForm=Inf	0	root	0:root	_
21	this	this	DET	DT	Number=Sing|PronType=Dem	22	det	22:det	Entity=(57-substance-giv:act-cf2*-2-coref
22	stuff	stuff	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	20	obj	20:obj	Entity=57)
23	lying	lie	VERB	VBG	VerbForm=Ger	22	acl	22:acl	Discourse=elaboration-attribute:54->53:0
24	around	around	ADP	IN	_	26	case	26:case	_
25	the	the	DET	DT	Definite=Def|PronType=Art	26	det	26:det	Entity=(71-place-acc:com-cf3-2-sgl
26	house	house	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	23	obl	23:obl:around	Entity=71)
27	(	(	PUNCT	-LRB-	_	29	punct	29:punct	Discourse=evaluation-comment:55->53:1|SpaceAfter=No
28	hopefully	hopefully	ADV	RB	Degree=Pos	29	advmod	29:advmod	_
29	not	not	PART	RB	Polarity=Neg	20	advmod	20:advmod	_
30	...	…	PUNCT	:	_	29	punct	29:punct	SpaceAfter=No
31	)	)	PUNCT	-RRB-	_	29	punct	29:punct	SpaceAfter=No
32	.	.	PUNCT	.	_	20	punct	20:punct	_
