By the time you get to be a writer for The Onion, though, the odds are you are going to succeed because we make it pretty challenging.
1	By	by	ADP	IN	_	3	case	3:case	Discourse=context-circumstance:137->138:0
2	the	the	DET	DT	Definite=Def|PronType=Art	3	det	3:det	Entity=(166-time-new-cf6-2-sgl
3	time	time	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	21	obl	21:obl:by	_
4	you	you	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs	5	nsubj	5:nsubj|9:nsubj:xsubj	Entity=(45-person-giv:inact-cf1-1-ana)
5	get	get	VERB	VBP	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	3	acl:relcl	3:acl:relcl	_
6	to	to	PART	TO	_	9	mark	9:mark	Entity=(167-abstract-new-cf2-4-disc
7	be	be	AUX	VB	VerbForm=Inf	9	cop	9:cop	_
8	a	a	DET	DT	Definite=Ind|PronType=Art	9	det	9:det	Entity=(168-person-new-cf7-2-sgl
9	writer	writer	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	5	xcomp	5:xcomp	_
10	for	for	ADP	IN	_	12	case	12:case	_
11	The	the	DET	DT	Definite=Def|PronType=Art	12	det	12:det	Entity=(1-organization-giv:inact-cf4-2-coref-The_Onion|XML=<hi rend:::"italic">
12	Onion	Onion	PROPN	NNP	Number=Sing	9	nmod	9:nmod:for	Entity=1)168)167)166)|SpaceAfter=No|XML=</hi>
13	,	,	PUNCT	,	_	3	punct	3:punct	_
14	though	though	ADV	RB	Degree=Pos	21	advmod	21:advmod	SpaceAfter=No
15	,	,	PUNCT	,	_	14	punct	14:punct	_
16	the	the	DET	DT	Definite=Def|PronType=Art	17	det	17:det	Discourse=joint-other_m:138->58:2|Entity=(169-abstract-new-cf5-2-sgl
17	odds	odd	NOUN	NNS	Number=Plur	21	nsubj:outer	21:nsubj:outer|23:nsubj:xsubj	Entity=169)
18	are	be	AUX	VBP	Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	21	cop	21:cop	_
19	you	you	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs	21	nsubj	21:nsubj|23:nsubj:xsubj	Entity=(45-person-giv:act-cf1-1-ana)
20	are	be	AUX	VBP	Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	21	aux	21:aux	_
21	going	go	VERB	VBG	Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part	0	root	0:root	_
22	to	to	PART	TO	_	23	mark	23:mark	_
23	succeed	succeed	VERB	VB	VerbForm=Inf	21	xcomp	21:xcomp	_
24	because	because	SCONJ	IN	_	26	mark	26:mark	Discourse=causal-cause:139->138:1
25	we	we	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs	26	nsubj	26:nsubj	Entity=(14-person-giv:inact-cf3-1-ana)
26	make	make	VERB	VBP	Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	21	advcl	21:advcl:because	_
27	it	it	PRON	PRP	Case=Acc|Gender=Neut|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs	26	obj	26:obj|29:nsubj:xsubj	Entity=(167-abstract-giv:act-cf2-1-coref)
28	pretty	pretty	ADV	RB	_	29	advmod	29:advmod	_
29	challenging	challenging	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	26	xcomp	26:xcomp	SpaceAfter=No
30	.	.	PUNCT	.	_	21	punct	21:punct	_
