The Onion has a different creative process where we are not trying to hit everything in the 24 hours and on the same notes.
1	The	the	DET	DT	Definite=Def|PronType=Art	2	det	2:det	Discourse=causal-cause:91->93:0|Entity=(1-organization-giv:inact-cf3-2-coref-The_Onion|XML=<hi rend:::"italic">
2	Onion	Onion	PROPN	NNP	Number=Sing	3	nsubj	3:nsubj	Entity=1)|XML=</hi>
3	has	have	VERB	VBZ	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	0	root	0:root	_
4	a	a	DET	DT	Definite=Ind|PronType=Art	7	det	7:det	Entity=(130-abstract-new-cf4-4-sgl
5	different	different	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	7	amod	7:amod	_
6	creative	creative	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	7	amod	7:amod	_
7	process	process	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	3	obj	3:obj	_
8	where	where	ADV	WRB	PronType=Rel	12	advmod	12:advmod	Discourse=elaboration-attribute:92->91:0
9	we	we	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=1|PronType=Prs	12	nsubj	12:nsubj|14:nsubj:xsubj	Entity=(14-person-giv:inact-cf2-1-ana)
10	are	be	AUX	VBP	Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	12	aux	12:aux	_
11	not	not	PART	RB	Polarity=Neg	12	advmod	12:advmod	_
12	trying	try	VERB	VBG	Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part	7	acl:relcl	7:acl:relcl	_
13	to	to	PART	TO	_	14	mark	14:mark	_
14	hit	hit	VERB	VB	VerbForm=Inf	12	xcomp	12:xcomp	_
15	everything	everything	PRON	NN	Number=Sing|PronType=Tot	14	obj	14:obj	Entity=(131-abstract-new-cf5-1-sgl)
16	in	in	ADP	IN	_	19	case	19:case	_
17	the	the	DET	DT	Definite=Def|PronType=Art	19	det	19:det	Entity=(124-time-giv:act-cf1*-3-coref
18	24	24	NUM	CD	NumForm=Digit|NumType=Card	19	nummod	19:nummod	_
19	hours	hour	NOUN	NNS	Number=Plur	14	obl	14:obl:in	Entity=124)
20	and	and	CCONJ	CC	_	24	cc	24:cc	_
21	on	on	ADP	IN	_	24	case	24:case	_
22	the	the	DET	DT	Definite=Def|PronType=Art	24	det	24:det	Entity=(132-abstract-new-cf6-3-sgl
23	same	same	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	24	amod	24:amod	_
24	notes	note	NOUN	NNS	Number=Plur	19	conj	14:obl:in|19:conj:and	Entity=132)130)|SpaceAfter=No
25	.	.	PUNCT	.	_	3	punct	3:punct	_
