Or a Christmas tree, if that was more your thing.
1	Or	or	CCONJ	CC	_	4	cc	4:cc	Discourse=joint-disjunction_m:101->100:0
2	a	a	DET	DT	Definite=Ind|PronType=Art	4	det	4:det	Entity=(133-plant-new-cf1-3-coref
3	Christmas	Christmas	PROPN	NNP	Number=Sing	4	compound	4:compound	Entity=(26-abstract-giv:inact-cf2-1-coref-Christmas)
4	tree	tree	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	0	root	0:root	Entity=133)|SpaceAfter=No
5	,	,	PUNCT	,	_	11	punct	11:punct	_
6	if	if	SCONJ	IN	_	11	mark	11:mark	Discourse=contingency-condition:102->101:0
7	that	that	PRON	DT	Number=Sing|PronType=Dem	11	nsubj	11:nsubj	Entity=(133-plant-giv:act-cf1-1-ana)
8	was	be	AUX	VBD	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Past|VerbForm=Fin	11	cop	11:cop	_
9	more	more	ADV	RBR	Degree=Cmp	11	advmod	11:advmod	_
10	your	your	PRON	PRP$	Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=2|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs	11	nmod:poss	11:nmod:poss	Entity=(134-abstract-new-cf4-2-sgl(135-person-acc:com-cf3-1-sgl)
11	thing	thing	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	4	advcl	4:advcl:if	Entity=134)|SpaceAfter=No
12	.	.	PUNCT	.	_	4	punct	4:punct	_
