There's a lot of unfunny jokes that are told in a back room, that's why they stay and die in that back room and don’t go out in The Onion.
1-2	There's	_	_	_	_	_	_	_	_
1	There	there	PRON	EX	PronType=Dem	2	expl	2:expl	Discourse=causal-cause:125->122:1|Entity=(158-abstract-new-cf1-2-disc
2	's	be	VERB	VBZ	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	0	root	0:root	_
3	a	a	DET	DT	Definite=Ind|PronType=Art	4	det	4:det	Entity=(159-abstract-new-cf2-2-coref|XML=<hi rend:::"italic">
4	lot	lot	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	2	obj	2:obj|10:nsubj:pass	XML=</hi>
5	of	of	ADP	IN	_	7	case	7:case	_
6	unfunny	unfunny	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos|Polarity=Neg	7	amod	7:amod	_
7	jokes	joke	NOUN	NNS	Number=Plur	4	nmod	4:nmod:of	_
8	that	that	PRON	WDT	PronType=Rel	10	nsubj:pass	4:ref	Discourse=elaboration-attribute:126->125:0
9	are	be	AUX	VBP	Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	10	aux:pass	10:aux:pass	_
10	told	tell	VERB	VBN	Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part|Voice=Pass	4	acl:relcl	4:acl:relcl	_
11	in	in	ADP	IN	_	14	case	14:case	_
12	a	a	DET	DT	Definite=Ind|PronType=Art	14	det	14:det	Entity=(160-place-new-cf3-3-coref
13	back	back	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	14	amod	14:amod	_
14	room	room	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	10	obl	10:obl:in	Entity=160)159)158)|SpaceAfter=No
15	,	,	PUNCT	,	_	10	punct	10:punct	_
16-17	that's	_	_	_	_	_	_	_	_
16	that	that	PRON	DT	Number=Sing|PronType=Dem	18	nsubj	18:nsubj	Discourse=causal-result:127->125:1|Entity=(158-abstract-giv:act-cf1-1-coref)
17	's	be	AUX	VBZ	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	18	cop	18:cop	_
18	why	why	ADV	WRB	PronType=Rel	2	parataxis	2:parataxis	_
19	they	they	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Number=Plur|Person=3|PronType=Prs	20	nsubj	20:nsubj|22:nsubj	Entity=(159-abstract-giv:act-cf2-1-ana)
20	stay	stay	VERB	VBP	Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	18	advcl:relcl	18:advcl:relcl	_
21	and	and	CCONJ	CC	_	22	cc	22:cc	Discourse=joint-list_m:128->127:0
22	die	die	VERB	VBP	Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	20	conj	18:advcl:relcl|20:conj:and	_
23	in	in	ADP	IN	_	26	case	26:case	_
24	that	that	DET	DT	Number=Sing|PronType=Dem	26	det	26:det	Entity=(160-place-giv:act-cf3-3-coref
25	back	back	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	26	amod	26:amod	_
26	room	room	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	20	obl	20:obl:in	Entity=160)
27	and	and	CCONJ	CC	_	30	cc	30:cc	Discourse=joint-list_m:129->127:0
28-29	don’t	_	_	_	_	_	_	_	_
28	do	do	AUX	VBP	Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	30	aux	30:aux	_
29	n’t	not	PART	RB	Polarity=Neg	30	advmod	30:advmod	_
30	go	go	VERB	VB	VerbForm=Inf	10	conj	4:acl:relcl|10:conj:and	_
31	out	out	ADP	RP	_	30	compound:prt	30:compound:prt	_
32	in	in	ADP	IN	_	34	case	34:case	_
33	The	the	DET	DT	Definite=Def|PronType=Art	34	det	34:det	Entity=(1-organization-giv:inact-cf4-2-coref-The_Onion|XML=<hi rend:::"italic">
34	Onion	Onion	PROPN	NNP	Number=Sing	30	obl	30:obl:in	Entity=1)|SpaceAfter=No|XML=</hi>
35	.	.	PUNCT	.	_	2	punct	2:punct	_
