In the immortal words of Marilyn Monroe, "If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything" (don't worry, ladies — the same is true for men!)
1	In	in	ADP	IN	_	4	case	4:case	Discourse=attribution-positive:77->79:1
2	the	the	DET	DT	Definite=Def|PronType=Art	4	det	4:det	Entity=(73-abstract-new-cf3-3,6-coref
3	immortal	immortal	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	4	amod	4:amod	_
4	words	word	NOUN	NNS	Number=Plur	20	obl	20:obl:in	_
5	of	of	ADP	IN	_	6	case	6:case	_
6	Marilyn	Marilyn	PROPN	NNP	Number=Sing	4	nmod	4:nmod:of	Entity=(74-person-new-cf5-1,2-sgl-Marilyn_Monroe
7	Monroe	Monroe	PROPN	NNP	Number=Sing	6	flat	6:flat	Entity=74)73)|SpaceAfter=No
8	,	,	PUNCT	,	_	4	punct	4:punct	_
9	"	''	PUNCT	``	_	20	punct	20:punct	Discourse=contingency-condition:78->79:0|SpaceAfter=No|XML=<quote>
10	If	if	SCONJ	IN	_	13	mark	13:mark	_
11	you	you	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs	13	nsubj	13:nsubj	Entity=(75-person-acc:com-cf1-1-ana)
12	can	can	AUX	MD	VerbForm=Fin	13	aux	13:aux	_
13	make	make	VERB	VB	VerbForm=Inf	20	advcl	20:advcl:if	_
14	a	a	DET	DT	Definite=Ind|PronType=Art	15	det	15:det	Entity=(76-person-new-cf2-2-coref
15	woman	woman	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	13	obj	13:obj|16:nsubj:xsubj	Entity=76)
16	laugh	laugh	VERB	VB	VerbForm=Inf	13	xcomp	13:xcomp	SpaceAfter=No
17	,	,	PUNCT	,	_	13	punct	13:punct	_
18	you	you	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs	20	nsubj	20:nsubj	Discourse=explanation-evidence:79->76:0|Entity=(75-person-giv:act-cf1-1-ana)
19	can	can	AUX	MD	VerbForm=Fin	20	aux	20:aux	_
20	make	make	VERB	VB	VerbForm=Inf	0	root	0:root	_
21	her	she	PRON	PRP	Case=Acc|Gender=Fem|Number=Sing|Person=3|PronType=Prs	20	obj	20:obj|22:nsubj:xsubj	Entity=(76-person-giv:act-cf2-1-ana)
22	do	do	VERB	VB	VerbForm=Inf	20	xcomp	20:xcomp	_
23	anything	anything	PRON	NN	Number=Sing|PronType=Ind	22	obj	22:obj	Entity=(77-abstract-new-cf4-1-sgl)|SpaceAfter=No
24	"	''	PUNCT	''	_	20	punct	20:punct	XML=</quote>
25	(	(	PUNCT	-LRB-	_	28	punct	28:punct	Discourse=organization-preparation:80->81:0|SpaceAfter=No
26-27	don't	_	_	_	_	_	_	_	_
26	do	do	AUX	VBP	Mood=Ind|Number=Plur|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	28	aux	28:aux	_
27	n't	not	PART	RB	Polarity=Neg	28	advmod	28:advmod	_
28	worry	worry	VERB	VB	Mood=Imp|Person=2|VerbForm=Fin	20	parataxis	20:parataxis	SpaceAfter=No
29	,	,	PUNCT	,	_	30	punct	30:punct	_
30	ladies	lady	NOUN	NNS	Number=Plur	28	dep	28:dep	Entity=(78-person-new-cf6-1-sgl)
31	—	—	PUNCT	:	_	35	punct	35:punct	_
32	the	the	DET	DT	Definite=Def|PronType=Art	33	det	33:det	Discourse=restatement-partial:81->79:2|Entity=(73-abstract-giv:act-cf3-2-coref
33	same	same	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	35	nsubj	35:nsubj	Entity=73)
34	is	be	AUX	VBZ	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	35	cop	35:cop	_
35	true	true	ADJ	JJ	Degree=Pos	28	parataxis	28:parataxis	_
36	for	for	ADP	IN	_	37	case	37:case	_
37	men	man	NOUN	NNS	Number=Plur	35	obl	35:obl:for	Entity=(79-person-new-cf7-1-sgl)|SpaceAfter=No
38	!	!	PUNCT	.	_	28	punct	28:punct	SpaceAfter=No
39	)	)	PUNCT	-RRB-	_	28	punct	28:punct	_
