You know I've been cooking a lot more in my vlogs and I'm starting to think like, what if Gordon Ramsay is watching my vlogs and just absolutely shitting on me.
1	You	you	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=2|PronType=Prs	2	nsubj	2:nsubj	Discourse=organization-phatic:115->116:0|Entity=(69-person-giv:inact-cf3-1-ana)
2	know	know	VERB	VBP	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=2|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	6	parataxis	6:parataxis	_
3-4	I've	_	_	_	_	_	_	_	_
3	I	I	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs	6	nsubj	6:nsubj	Discourse=context-background:116->118:2|Entity=(3-person-giv:inact-cf1-1-ana)
4	've	have	AUX	VBP	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	6	aux	6:aux	_
5	been	be	AUX	VBN	Tense=Past|VerbForm=Part	6	aux	6:aux	_
6	cooking	cook	VERB	VBG	Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part	0	root	0:root	_
7	a	a	DET	DT	Definite=Ind|PronType=Art	8	det	8:det	_
8	lot	lot	NOUN	NN	Number=Sing	9	obl:npmod	9:obl:npmod	_
9	more	more	ADJ	JJR	Degree=Cmp	6	advmod	6:advmod	_
10	in	in	ADP	IN	_	12	case	12:case	_
11	my	my	PRON	PRP$	Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs	12	nmod:poss	12:nmod:poss	Entity=(82-abstract-new-cf2-2-coref(3-person-giv:act-cf1-1-ana)
12	vlogs	vlog	NOUN	NNS	Number=Plur	6	obl	6:obl:in	Entity=82)
13	and	and	CCONJ	CC	_	16	cc	16:cc	Discourse=attribution-positive:117->118:1
14-15	I'm	_	_	_	_	_	_	_	_
14	I	I	PRON	PRP	Case=Nom|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs	16	nsubj	16:nsubj|18:nsubj:xsubj	Entity=(3-person-giv:act-cf1-1-ana)
15	'm	be	AUX	VBP	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=1|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	16	aux	16:aux	_
16	starting	start	VERB	VBG	Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part	6	conj	6:conj:and	_
17	to	to	PART	TO	_	18	mark	18:mark	_
18	think	think	VERB	VB	VerbForm=Inf	16	xcomp	16:xcomp	_
19	like	like	INTJ	UH	_	21	discourse	21:discourse	SpaceAfter=No
20	,	,	PUNCT	,	_	19	punct	19:punct	_
21	what	what	PRON	WP	PronType=Int	18	ccomp	18:ccomp	Discourse=joint-other_m:118->112:1
22	if	if	SCONJ	IN	_	26	mark	26:mark	_
23	Gordon	Gordon	PROPN	NNP	Number=Sing	26	nsubj	26:nsubj|32:nsubj	Entity=(80-person-giv:inact-cf4-1,2-coref-Gordon_Ramsay
24	Ramsay	Ramsay	PROPN	NNP	Number=Sing	23	flat	23:flat	Entity=80)
25	is	be	AUX	VBZ	Mood=Ind|Number=Sing|Person=3|Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Fin	26	aux	26:aux|32:aux	_
26	watching	watch	VERB	VBG	Tense=Pres|VerbForm=Part	21	advcl	21:advcl:if	_
27	my	my	PRON	PRP$	Case=Gen|Number=Sing|Person=1|Poss=Yes|PronType=Prs	28	nmod:poss	28:nmod:poss	Entity=(82-abstract-giv:act-cf2-2-coref(3-person-giv:act-cf1-1-ana)
28	vlogs	vlog	NOUN	NNS	Number=Plur	26	obj	26:obj	Entity=82)
29	and	and	CCONJ	CC	_	32	cc	32:cc	Discourse=joint-sequence_m:119->118:0
30	just	just	ADV	RB	_	32	advmod	32:advmod	_
31	absolutely	absolutely	ADV	RB	Degree=Pos	32	advmod	32:advmod	_
32	shitting	shit	VERB	VBG	VerbForm=Ger	26	conj	21:advcl:if|26:conj:and	_
33	on	on	ADP	IN	_	34	case	34:case	_
34	me	I	PRON	PRP	Case=Acc|Number=Sing|Person=1|PronType=Prs	32	obl	32:obl:on	Entity=(3-person-giv:act-cf1-1-ana)|SpaceAfter=No
35	.	.	PUNCT	.	_	6	punct	6:punct	_
