&quot;Office &quot;cultures&quot; that involve inane things like alcoholic drinks, free boutique meals, or dog-friendliness have absolutely nothing to do with getting work done.&quot;<p>Lots of things have nothing to do with getting work done. It&#x27;s because we&#x27;re not robots; we&#x27;re people.<p>Seriously, if you&#x27;re that upset with the &quot;fringe benefits&quot;, then DON&#x27;T WORK THERE. There are lots of places to work that don&#x27;t have any of these.