Yes, tech workers often are just pieces of office furniture these days, and so getting to be cool rustic armoir is better than being a lame ottoman.<p>This is an important lesson for undergrad CS majors. Instead of working really hard to master dynamic programming or taking that extra course on programming language concepts, you should instead just watch Michael Bay&#x27;s Transformers movie so that you know when to say &quot;Furrier Transform&quot; at the right moment.<p>Seriously. Go right now and buy a pair of purely decorative eye glasses. At work tomorrow, got stand by the coffee machine and let your glasses slide slightly down your nose. Wait for an important-seeming person to walk by and then push your glasses up and say &quot;Furrier Transform&quot; -- this is a <i>much</i> faster way to a promotion than coding at your desk.<p>Be wearing a slim-fitting hoodie if at all possible. If your MacBook doesn&#x27;t already have stickers reflecting which causes you SJW on reddit, get some now!!!!11