Bette Midler did a routine telling Sophie jokes.  She nailed them.  My favorite joke that Bette (Sophie) told was:<p>&quot;I was in bed with my boyfriend Ernie.  He said &quot;Soph, you got no tits and a tight box.  I told Ernie &#x27;get off of my back&#x27;&quot;.<p>Are there obscenity rules on HN?  This seems appropriate to me since the joke is true to Sophie and the article was about her.