For anyone who doesn&#x27;t know, telegrams are still around.  Email is a lot cheaper and does basically the same thing, but if you want to spend $30 on having an email hand-delivered, you can.<p>I sent one back in 1997ish, basically to impress a girl who liked quirky things.  Of course, it had to be written in the correct style.  It seemed to work - we dated for 3 years after that.