&gt;  Each selfie has a 1 in 12,857,142 chance of causing you death<p>That&#x27;s assuming every selfie has an equally likely chance of causing death, which I think we can all agree is not the case.<p>But yeah, it&#x27;s extremely difficult for me to muster any compassion for people that befall the horrible consequences of their own stupid decisions.  To paraphrase the late, great Bill Hicks: &quot;They were assholes.  I&#x27;m glad they&#x27;re dead.&quot;