Bill Gates with the voice of Clinton says, &quot;&lt;tear&gt; You kids are so lucky, today.  You get to program in HTML with a hundred fonts!  &lt;tear&gt; When I was young, we had to program in 6502 assembly language.&quot;<p>The judge says, &quot;Mr. Gates, you are sentenced to a life in Hell.  Do you want to program in HTML or 6502 assembly?&quot;<p>Bill Gates says, &quot;Well, I&#x27;m a lot smarter than you, so 6502 makes sense to me.&quot;<p>The judge says, &quot;Then, it&#x27;s HTML for you for the rest of time.&quot;