I expected this OP to be way funnier than it actually was. OP, learn your references. <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;A_Modest_Proposal" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;A_Modest_Proposal</a>