Are you fucking kidding me HN? This bullshit sarcastic post is #1 in this thread?<p>Shameful. Pure, unadulterated shame.<p>I LOVE Chrome notifications on Android. Guess what? I have a good 25% extra battery life because I don&#x27;t have Facebook for Android install, but still get push notifications via Chrome.<p>I&#x27;m just disgusted this &quot;snark&quot; is upvoted.