The status page update seems like some ironic machine rant &quot;The status is still red at the beginning of the day&quot; (<a href="http:&#x2F;&#x2F;take.ms&#x2F;50Tox" rel="nofollow">http:&#x2F;&#x2F;take.ms&#x2F;50Tox</a>)<p>Hubot has assumed control...the singularity is upon us!!!