&quot;Basically we need a different way for managers to show off. Maybe they can just create some giant park with amazing sculptures as they grow to show off how impressive they are. Maybe have a single conference room in the center of a hedge maze for when those important clients come visit the office.&quot;<p>I couldn&#x27;t help laughing imagining this one. Thanks for that.<p>&quot;Over there are the computers connecting our 2,000 strong workforce around the world. Over here is a sculpture I made of them out of GI Joe&#x27;s and Lego&#x27;s. It took nearly 7 hours of an 8 hour workday for several months straight to build this. Next year, I&#x27;m going to re-do it in Minecraft and display it on a wall-sized TV in the lobby.&quot;<p>&quot;Wow. That&#x27;s really impressive productivity you people have over here. We&#x27;ll buy your mainframe. Or was it a cloud? Bah, send us the invoice to our new Gmail account as the Yahoo Mail one you have on file was deleted after Microsoft&#x27;s acquisition of it.&quot;