Is this parody?<p>You&#x27;ve written a list of coding practices which assure job security for folks like me, who have to undo these gross portability problems, bugs, and security vulnerabilities these result in.<p><pre><code>  for (int i = 0; i &lt; 100000; ++i)  &#x2F;&#x2F; most optimal int size used
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Is bullshit, always.