<a href="http:&#x2F;&#x2F;lmgtfy.com&#x2F;?q=cover+your+ass" rel="nofollow">http:&#x2F;&#x2F;lmgtfy.com&#x2F;?q=cover+your+ass</a><p>[EDIT: removed request]<p>I do have police family. I do want him to be safe. I don&#x27;t want him to file false reports in order not to face the consequences of unlawful action.<p>[EDIT:] As a rural resident and citizen, if &quot;an armed intruder&quot; troubles my family home, the sheriffs will be called to collect a corpse. I&#x27;m not fool enough to imagine they&#x27;ll get there in time for anything else. Home intrusion rates are quite low hereabouts.