See, you gotta do it right. Make it romantic. Stars are romantic. It has to be on a huge scale, too, so it sounds impressive. And then you need something tangible, so there has to be a piece of paper, preferably showing how they could see the thing named after them. Stars are easiest, but you could do custom constellations named after them. Shouldn&#x27;t be too hard to hack up a python script that draws pictures over a star map and prints out certificates of the brand new constellation.<p>I&#x27;d buy that for my grandma. She&#x27;d like that.