Can somebody please start &quot;Useful News&quot;?<p>Tagline: &quot;Useful News. We optimize for your outcomes, not your outrage.&quot;<p>Joke aside: &quot;News for your benefit&quot; would be something I&#x27;d actually buy.<p>Every article has an annotation listing the chance that the topic will affect you if you&#x27;re [list of population groups]. Every cite is sourced, every paragraph optimized for how you can make use of this information. If there&#x27;s nothing important to say, we&#x27;ll leave the page blank.<p>God damn I want this.