I suspect cultural differences here; if a kindly barrista took the time to explain why their drinks were obscurely named, I&#x27;d take the time to courteously explain why this is broken, and why I wouldn&#x27;t be returning.<p>Grumpy, I know. I just loathe obfuscation for the sake of marketing. Guaranteed to mean I&#x27;ll avoid that store. And no, I don&#x27;t use Starbucks.