I was going to make a &quot;This incident will be reported&quot; joke, but it turns out that, as usual, XKCD trod this ground first:  <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;xkcd.com&#x2F;838" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;xkcd.com&#x2F;838</a> .  (In retrospect, that&#x27;s probably what you were referencing.)