OK:<p>My Erdős number is 2:<p><pre><code>    Juggling Drops and Descents
    Joe Buhler, David Eisenbud, Ron Graham, Colin Wright
    American Mathematical Monthly, Vol. 101, 1994, pp. 507–519

    Minimal Decompositions of Graphs into Mutually Isomorphic Subgraphs
    F.R.K. Chung, P. Erdos, Ron Graham
    Combinatorica 11 (1981), 13-24.
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My Bacon number is 3 if you count television appearances:<p><pre><code>    I was on Child Genius, S3.E2 (2015), narrated by Celia Imrie
    Celia Imrie was in Frankenstein (1994) with John Cleese
    John Cleese was in The Big Picture (1989) with Kevin Bacon
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So my Erdős–Bacon number is 5.<p>========<p>As an addendum, I also have an Erdős number of the second kind:<p><pre><code>    Cliques in random graphs.
    Bollobás, Béla; Erdős, Paul
    Math. Proc. Camb. Philos. Soc. 80, 419-427 (1976).

    The Height of a Random Partial Order: Concentration of Measure
    Bela Bollobás and Graham Brightwell
    The Annals of Applied Probability
    Volume 2, Number 4 (1992), 1009-1018.

    The 1&#x2F;3–2&#x2F;3 Conjecture for 5-Thin Posets
    Graham Brightwell, Colin Wright
    SIAM Journal on Discrete Mathematics 11&#x2F;1992; 5(4):467-474.
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So it&#x27;s 3.