I call self-reporting bullshit.<p>Err... no, what I meant to say is that I (super successful CEO) also enjoy a 5-mile run before 6am.  I&#x27;ve answered all my underlings emails before they&#x27;ve hit the snooze bar.  I cook my children a nutritious breakfast before my VPs have taken off their slouchy pajamas.  By the time I roll into the office at 7:30 sharp, the entire company --as well as adjacent buildings-- tremble beneath my superior stamina and efficiency.