And yet we&#x27;re conscious of <i>something</i>. However hard it may be to define, and however partial it may be, there&#x27;s still something that makes it clear that I am I: cogito ergo sum; je pense donc je suis; I think therefore I am. I don&#x27;t want to say that we&#x27;ll never get there with computers, but so far, we don&#x27;t even have the slightest idea how to make that happen. Image analysis and classification isn&#x27;t just a different problem - it&#x27;s a different <i>sort</i> of problem entirely.