Not to brag, but my friend Sean and I are much dumber than you. We took the capacitors out of two disposable cameras and hooked them up inside the casing of a 9v battery – our &quot;9V Taser&quot;, we called it. Looked great, but then of course we needed to test it. We decided to do the honorable thing and self-experiment; being the younger and slightly more foolish, I was the subject. We charged it up and he touched it to my arm. I remember my heart sort of &quot;skipped&quot; and I felt really weird for the next couple of hours. Ah, youth.