Serious Advice:<p>---------------<p>Freelance (for short term money) &amp; Start talking to media industry specific recruitment consultants(they might charge a fee but with your experience in tech &amp; industry, you might be wanted in a similar outfit)<p>Current-World-With-Weird-Valuations Advice a.k.a. Just kidding:<p>--------------------------------------------------------------<p>STEP 1 -&gt; Get a iOS Dev book.<p>STEP 2 -&gt; Start a cool spin on a news app.<p>STEP 3 -&gt; Raise some money at some ridiculous valuation<p>STEP 4 -&gt; Buy the local newspaper where you got let-go from citing the reason as &quot;strategic acquisition&quot; to the investor.<p>STEP 5 -&gt; Order a &quot;F U&quot; t-shirt.<p>STEP 6 -&gt; Buy a paintball gun.<p>STEP 7 -&gt; Do what Ari Gold did in Entourage when he bought the Agency he was fired from.