I&#x27;ve never managed to work out of Santa keeps a list of _everyone_ on earth and then indexes them as either Nice or Naughty, or if I manage to get added to one of the two for doing something particulally noteworthy over the last year.<p>Or to put it another way, if _only_ the nice list gets leaked and I&#x27;m _not_ on it, does that mean I&#x27;m really naughty, or does it just mean I&#x27;m one of the 60% of people on earth who aren&#x27;t Christian?