<i>Why is dragging everything and everyone onto the &quot;2 months and you are out&quot; treadmill of such great importance?</i><p>I can&#x27;t let aging tech threaten my https connections!  Have you even heard of MITM attacks? That data is just too important!  I only 47 let of my most trusted javascript embeds be positioned to slurp data, change the contents of my pages and track my users!