<i>&quot;Les Swanson from Wisconsin cleaned septic tanks. I asked him one day-we were literally standing up to our nipples in the most indescribable bouillabaisse-&quot;Les, what&#x27;d you do before this?&quot; It&#x27;s like 110 degrees, the sweat is running off his face, and he looks and me and he says-I swear-&quot;I was a guidance counselor.&quot; He was a psychologist. I said, &quot;Why&#x27;d you leave that?&quot; And without missing a beat he said, &quot;I got tired of dealing with other people&#x27;s shit.&quot;</i>