“<i>Good evening. Here is the news for Parrots:<p>No parrots were involved in an accident on the M-1 today when a Lorry carrying High-octane fuel was in collison with a bollard. That&#x27;s a BOLLARD and</i> NOT <i>a PARROT. A spokesman for parrots said he was glad no parrots were involved.</i>””<p><a href="http:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.montypython.net&#x2F;scripts&#x2F;news.php" rel="nofollow">http:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.montypython.net&#x2F;scripts&#x2F;news.php</a>