Oh god.<p>I was playing hockey a few weeks back with some new guys and at the end of the games, we started shooting the shit. I asked the goalie what he did for work: &quot;I&#x27;m a doctor&quot;. &quot;Oh cool, my brother is a doctor as well.&quot;<p>&quot;Where?&quot;<p>&quot;&lt;some hospital&gt;&quot;<p>&quot;Oh, I work there as well. What department?&quot;<p>&quot;&lt;the department&gt;&quot;<p>&quot;Oh, haha, I&#x27;m a surgeon&quot;<p>I lost it laughing.