Yikes.<p>PHP&#x27;s architecture is highly discussed in their mailing lists. If you have such a problem with the language, why don&#x27;t you just jump in and show everyone the light?<p>I can&#x27;t believe that you&#x27;re still talking about things from 2007 or the horribly outdated fractal of bad design article. It&#x27;s nearly 2016, do things not change in tech over the course of 4 years?