I&#x27;ve recently found this gem: <a href="http:&#x2F;&#x2F;eev.ee&#x2F;blog&#x2F;2012&#x2F;04&#x2F;09&#x2F;php-a-fractal-of-bad-design&#x2F;" rel="nofollow">http:&#x2F;&#x2F;eev.ee&#x2F;blog&#x2F;2012&#x2F;04&#x2F;09&#x2F;php-a-fractal-of-bad-design&#x2F;</a><p>I haven&#x27;t laughed this much in a long while. PHP was my first language and indeed I got far away as soon as I knew any better.