Don&#x27;t wanna be pedantic but I think the line was:<p>&quot;The story you&#x27;re about to hear is a fib, but it&#x27;s short.  The names are made up but the problems are real.&quot;<p>Honestly surprised I remember that gag since it&#x27;s been ages since I watched that show but I did love those segments.  It was like the Square One answer to 3-2-1 Contact&#x27;s &quot;Bloodhound Gang&quot;.