Spectacular joke.<p>This whole conversation started with you saying why abandon GA when you can use it without compromising clients&#x27; privacy. An exchange that followed shows that one can&#x27;t actually derive not just the same function from GA that way, but virtually <i>any function at all</i>. Yes, you can feed data in, but the usefulness of what you can get back out is next to zero. What am I missing?<p>From your opening comment:<p>&gt; <i>Why not move to push GA data server-side?</i><p>Because it renders GA largely useless if clients&#x27; privacy is actually observed.