This puts me in mind of one of my favourite cringe-worthy medical paper abstracts: &quot;Fulminant acute colitis following a self-administered hydrofluoric acid enema&quot; (Am J Gastroenterol. 1993 Jan;88(1):122-6):<p><a href="http:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov&#x2F;pubmed&#x2F;8420252" rel="nofollow">http:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov&#x2F;pubmed&#x2F;8420252</a><p>The phrase &quot;while intoxicated from intranasal cocaine administration&quot; made it into the abstract. One suspects the words &quot;watch this!&quot; were uttered in the immediately preceding moments ...