&gt; the &quot;two week trial period&quot; (or one week, or week-of-evenings, or whatever)<p>Good God, is this actually a thing? I mean, a probationary period after hire is one thing, but if somebody actually had the gall to tell me I&#x27;d have to spend a week or two working for them before they decided whether or not I was <i>actually working for them</i>, I believe I&#x27;d walk out on the spot.