<i>&quot;He believed that since the coconut grew high up in the tree, closest to God and closest to the sun, it was godlike,&quot; says Kracht. &quot;And since it had hair and looked like a human head, he thought it came closest to being a man. According to his rather crackpot theory, to be a cocovore was to be a theophage — or eater of God.&quot;</i><p>Then apparently I like to fry steaks in a couple of spoonfuls of liquid God, and wash it down with the blood of Christ (ie, wine).