i don&#x27;t care what lipstick you put on that pig: when something as simple as writing to stdout requires that i first create a new class, i&#x27;m not interested.<p>Edit: i do consider this a legitimate issue with how Java &#x27;does&#x27; OO. i&#x27;d be curious to understand downvoters&#x27; thoughts.<p>One more edit: wow, tough crowd. for those not familiar, i&#x27;d suggest reading Steve Yegge&#x27;s essay &quot;Execution in the Kingdom of Nouns&quot;