You&#x27;re less than half joking! Epson says it can print colored and scented paper.<p>Remember the &quot;iSmell Personal Scent Synthesizer&quot; from  DigiScents? &quot;The device contained a cartridge with 128 &quot;primary odors&quot; which could be mixed to replicate natural and man-made odors. DigiScents had indexed thousands of common odors, which could be coded, digitized, and embedded into web pages or email.&quot;  [1]<p>&quot;We expect to have low-end and high-end iSmell hardware,&quot; Smith agrees. &quot;The low end may retail for under $200. The smell cartridges - even at the high end - will probably cost under $50.&quot; With moderate use, he guesses, they should last a few months.&quot; [2]<p>DigiScents claimed they were going to make money [3] by following the Epson printer model, selling the device for cheap, while making money on the cartridges. I imagine that the cookie scent would get used up a lot faster than the poopie scent, then you have to replace the whole monolithic cartridge of 128 odors.<p>[1] <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;ISmell" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;ISmell</a><p>[2] <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;archive.wired.com&#x2F;wired&#x2F;archive&#x2F;7.11&#x2F;digiscent_pr.html" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;archive.wired.com&#x2F;wired&#x2F;archive&#x2F;7.11&#x2F;digiscent_pr.ht...</a><p>[3] <a href="http:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.startupover.com&#x2F;en&#x2F;20-million-burning-smell-like-just-ask-digiscents&#x2F;" rel="nofollow">http:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.startupover.com&#x2F;en&#x2F;20-million-burning-smell-like-...</a>