That linked tread is surreal. Some things thieves use:<p>&quot;Cops found shattered pieces from my U-lock and told me the thief used liquid nitrogen.&quot;<p>&quot;The thief used a portable plasma cutter in broad daylight.&quot;<p>And a comment that&#x27;s hard to disagree with:<p>&quot;We used to hang horse theives no reason not to hang bike theives.&quot;