I think the worst mock computer interface <i>ever</i> was the scene in &quot;Jurassic Park&quot; where the girl tries to bring the systems back online.<p>&quot;This is UNIX.  I <i>know</i> UNIX!&quot;<p>But... it wasn&#x27;t remotely UNIX.  It was an unrelated menu system so slow it looked like it was running on an abacus.