Yes, yes, it&#x27;s very cute to couch a belief in imaginary worm holes through dimension X behind bland jargon like variable scoping.<p>And yes, just last month, incontrovertible evidence that with the knowledge of a particle&#x27;s spin at site A, I can instantaneously infer another particle&#x27;s spin at site B and always be correct. So magical.<p><a href="http:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.nature.com&#x2F;nature&#x2F;journal&#x2F;v526&#x2F;n7575&#x2F;full&#x2F;nature15759.html" rel="nofollow">http:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.nature.com&#x2F;nature&#x2F;journal&#x2F;v526&#x2F;n7575&#x2F;full&#x2F;nature1...</a><p>But not because the particle landing at site B had already possessed a spin we could not measure at the time of emission. No!<p>The spin was all things to all people when emitted, and would remain as such until after we so courteously ask site A&#x27;s particle to reveal its spin!<p>Bell says that the spin instantaneously traveled through a worm hole, <i>across space and time,</i> whispering in the ear of the site B particle, so that it could poof! Change it&#x27;s mind!<p>Bell says no unknowable secrets allowed.<p>Bell says everyone can have everything.<p>Bell says it&#x27;s not because of something we can&#x27;t determine.<p>Bell says it&#x27;s because of a special message transmitted in a way no one can intercept. Not even him!<p>Bell says we must have our love notes dictated to us after they are sent, and only then may true love be known! Until then, the notes are written in all languages, as both hate and love, war and peace!<p>Bell says Bob won&#x27;t love Alice until Alice loves Bob! That Bob&#x27;s note re-writes itself before his love can be unrequited because Bob refuses to get dumped!