[note the story is 2011]<p>The prequel <i>Umbrellagate</i> linked at the top of the story adds essential context and is truely awesome:<p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;rachelbythebay.com&#x2F;w&#x2F;2011&#x2F;06&#x2F;18&#x2F;umbrellagate&#x2F;" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;rachelbythebay.com&#x2F;w&#x2F;2011&#x2F;06&#x2F;18&#x2F;umbrellagate&#x2F;</a>