I thought everyone did this? I certainly do. I remember reading <i>Bridget Jones&#x27;s Diary</i> and cracking up at this list of statistics at the beginning of one entry:<p><i>&gt; 124 lbs ..., alcohol units 4, cigarettes 10, calories 1876, minutes spent having imaginary conversations with Daniel 24 (excellent), minutes spent imagining rerun of conversations with mother in which I come out on top 94.</i><p>That&#x27;s when I realized it&#x27;s more or less a universal thing.