Speaking of preposterous titles, don&#x27;t forget &quot;United States v. Forty Barrels and Twenty Casks of Coca-Cola&quot; (<a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;United_States_v._Forty_Barrels_%26_Twenty_Kegs_of_Coca-Cola" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;United_States_v._Forty_Barrels...</a>), in which the vigilante-ish first commissioner of the FDA tried to remove the caffeine from Coca-Cola. (The company had already removed the cocaine.)