Reminds me of this XKCD: <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;xkcd.com&#x2F;863&#x2F;" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;xkcd.com&#x2F;863&#x2F;</a><p>On a more serious note, it sounds like writing nonfiction is your dream job!  (Or maybe teaching?)