Reminds my of the first program I ever wrote, in 10th grade, painstakingly assembled one IBM card at a time, output onto green bar paper.<p>I changed the school motto from &quot;Gateway High School, Hats Off to Thee&quot; to &quot;Gateway High School, Pants Down to Thee&quot; surrounded by an ascii generated toilet.<p>The principal took away half my card deck (which would have taken weeks to reproduce), promising to return them only when my father signed my output.<p>My father reproduced my output by hand with his signature and a label: &quot;Functional Specifications&quot;.<p>The principal returned my cards and never said another word.