&quot;<i>...you can get financing for such a business plan...</i>&quot;<p>&quot;Hello, this is EZ-Financing And Venture Capital. How may we give you money?&quot;<p>&quot;Hi, this is Bob, Entrepreneur Extraordinare. I have identified a great opportunity that I need financing to exploit. You see, I&#x27;ve discovered eighteen or twenty really bright, competent people who are either unemployed or underemployed.&quot;<p>&quot;What do you mean?&quot;<p>&quot;Well, there&#x27;s Bill, who discovered the gene for florescence and is currently working as a pick-up-and-drop-off driver for a car dealer [that one&#x27;s true], and Frank the MIT PhD mechanical engineer who lives in the ally behind Wal-Mart. There&#x27;s a bunch more.&quot;<p>&quot;So, what&#x27;s the nature of your opportunity?&quot;<p>&quot;I have nothing specific in mind, but I&#x27;m sure if I get this group in a room, they&#x27;ll come up with something brilliant!&quot;<p>(&quot;Oh, and I spell my name Danger.&quot;<p>click<p>&quot;Hello?&quot;)