The article addresses this point directly, but because you aren&#x27;t a parent, it may have gone over your head. The real problem with a smart-onesie isn&#x27;t simply that it&#x27;s useless, but that infants are restless, and any signal this device carries will be overwhelmed by the noise. When you&#x27;re the parent of an infant, your #2 goal (after &quot;keep the baby alive&quot;) is &quot;ruthlessly attend to your own rest needs&quot;.