The other replies have summed up what I meant well, but I will add that a crucial component of a cynical Apple announcement day post is to preface it with a list of the number of Apple products one has bought in order to establish oneself as an unbiased authority on Apple products.<p>Look back at every single Apple announcement and you&#x27;ll realize Apple just takes tech that&#x27;s already out in the marketplace and refines it. They never do what you expected them to do today, and never will.