&gt;I&#x27;d love to hand them out at airports to travelers as a demonstration of how terrible the TSA is.<p>I can almost guarantee you that you&#x27;ll face criminal charges if you try to pull this off.  Don&#x27;t fuck with the TSA at the airport.  Hand these out at a transit center or shuttle terminal near the airport so you aren&#x27;t doing this within the TSA&#x27;s jurisdiction, unless you&#x27;re a fan of cavity searches.