This is the text from a very clever 1998 OOPSLA keynote, which can be viewed here: <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.youtube.com&#x2F;watch?v=_ahvzDzKdB0" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.youtube.com&#x2F;watch?v=_ahvzDzKdB0</a>