This reminds me of a sketch by Mitchell and Webb (a pair of British comedy actors). It is a satirical news broadcast, in which Mitchell points out that the fact that there was not a single death from drowning in the local region proves that too much money is being spent on anti-drowning measures.<p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.youtube.com&#x2F;watch?v=fqYyxvM85zU" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.youtube.com&#x2F;watch?v=fqYyxvM85zU</a>