&gt; getting rid of cable WTF??!
Goddamn communists! Why don&#x27;t you just move North Korea already?!<p>My cable gods bring me wholesome entertainment with the naughty bits blurred or bleeped, so I don&#x27;t have to feel or think nothing!<p>And my god man, they have beer commercials! AND pizza commercials! Come to think of it, why don&#x27;t they have the beer and pizza commercials combined?<p>But I digress..