That&#x27;s not all it does, you just picked out the ridiculous part. If you&#x27;d quote the entire piece on that onesie you&#x27;d see that it actually has a bunch of features that very well might reduce infant mortality.<p>The author also invokes &#x27;helicopter parenting&#x27; as if it applies to taking care of babies. Helicopter parenting is when parents disrupt other caregivers during the care for their child, it has nothing to do with being sure about whether your baby is dying. I am confident parents themselves can configure and determine when and when not to wake up when their baby is awake.<p>As a non-parent, do parents really drink coffee in the middle of the night when their baby wakes up? That seems like a terrible idea..