Jeans are a weird phenomenon.  Ugly, heavy, unflattering fabric.  They only look good on people who would look good no matter what they wore.<p>Worse still, they are like a disease.  I was in a bar&#x2F;restaurant recently, and I couldn&#x27;t help but notice how many people were wearing jeans. So I did a visual survey, and as far as I could tell, out of about 40 people, only myself and one other lady were not wearing them.  Even my wife was in a pair.