<i>I didn&#x27;t say you had to pick God, bro.  I didn&#x27;t say I did.</i><p>Well, you&#x27;ve said elsewhere you&#x27;re a &quot;conservative.&quot;  That suggests you&#x27;re not a nihilist, since it implies that order and tradition are touchstones of your personal value system.<p>That leaves doors #2 and #3, God and hysterics.  Like everyone else, you know nothing about God that you didn&#x27;t hear from other men... but by all accounts, one thing most Gods have in common is that they don&#x27;t like people who waffle about standing up for their beliefs.<p>So, hysterics it is, I guess.  That&#x27;s believable.