Well, mysql is dead and I have no chance to fix it right now because my son is crawling all over me and demanding my atttention.<p>working cached copy: <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;archive.is&#x2F;t9oKw" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;archive.is&#x2F;t9oKw</a><p>Sorry about my poor devops skills, everyone.