I don&#x27;t think you understand how research works. Unless you have a super no-strings research grant (e.g. Nobel award or something), the expensive gold-standard research you&#x27;re asking for <i>just isn&#x27;t funded</i> in the first round. Instead, you get funded to do lower standard correlation type research <i>first</i> then if that pans out, you report on it and apply for the higher standard one to completely prove&#x2F;disprove your theory.<p>But if all caps helps you get that inner rage against how science works out, then shine on I suppose.