I got sucked far enough into this thread and its references to MILF in the dictionary that I became curious as to whether Webster&#x27;s actually includes MILF. I don&#x27;t have a printed copy of Webster&#x27;s handy, and it&#x27;s not in webster.com.<p>Dictionary.com has it as follows:<p>noun, Slang: Vulgar.
1.
an attractive older woman, usually a mother, who is regarded as a sexual object by a younger man.
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M(other) I(‘d) L(ike) to F(uck)<p>Oxford online is roughly the same.<p>I&#x27;m not sure I&#x27;d want either of those read to a jury as part of a description of conduct I chose (as a manager) to ignore.