A much lower-brow version of the same joke, from the movie Dumb and Dumber:<p><pre><code>    Lloyd: I&#x27;ll bet you twenty dollars I can get you gambling before the day is out!

    Harry: No!

    Lloyd: I&#x27;ll give you three to one odds.

    Harry: No.

    Lloyd: Five to one.

    Harry: No.

    Lloyd: Ten to one?

    Harry: You&#x27;re on!

    Lloyd: I&#x27;m gonna get ya!

    Harry: Nu uh!

    Lloyd: I don&#x27;t know how but I&#x27;m gonna get ya.</code></pre>