I love the pseudo-ancient Greek diction.  The phrasing, the vocabulary, and the abundance of nested clauses do really remind me of translations of Aristotle.  The only way this could be better is if he replaced the references to modern things like Republicans, Democrats, etc. with Thracians, Spartans, and other ancient Greek stuff.  At that point you could try to pass this off as actual Aristotle, which would itself be a brilliant act of trolling.