I can&#x27;t possibly roll my eyes hard enough. But if the author thinks suburbia is bad I&#x27;d hate to hear what he&#x27;d say about my rural upbringing.<p>Meanwhile I&#x27;d consider an urban upbringing the worst option. Give me rural America for kids any day of the week. Suburbia works in a pinch. But dense urban? Urgh, no thank you.