The title of this article (&quot;Hacking Yourself Out of the Banking System and Live Only on BitCoins&quot;) reminds me of Colbert&#x27;s &quot;I am America and so can you&quot;. I expected to find title rage in the thread, but apparently grammarians sleep in.<p>We gave it symmetrical gerunds.<p>Edit: on second thought, &quot;hacking yourself out of the banking system&quot; is kind of baity and doesn&#x27;t seem to add information, so we&#x27;ll take that out.