Come to Rio - watch the Olympians swim in the very dirty water they promised to clean but didn&#x27;t! Catch zika, then fill out the police and insurance forms after you get robbed! 
Seriously though, Rio is a very very dangerous place to visit even for brasileros, let alone tourists, and the zika and chinkungya virus outbreaks are not helping either.<p>Watch it on TV, from far away.