With a karma score over 6000, I&#x27;m surprised you haven&#x27;t already noticed that this forum is completely and utterly lacking in humor.  I&#x27;m even more surprised that you claim your humorous post is being <i>up</i>voted, instead of massively downvoted, which is exactly what happens any time I try to make a joke around here.  (Your upvotes will probably turn into downvotes soon.)  It doesn&#x27;t surprise me at all that the responder totally failed to see the humor in your post.  I&#x27;ve completely given up on making humorous posts here; on other tech discussion sites, I do pretty well, and will get modded up to &quot;+5 Funny&quot;, but not here.  So I just stick to facts and logic when I&#x27;m on here.  Even Mr. Spock had a better sense of humor than the denizens of this forum.