A South Park reference, ehe?<p>Well clearly in retrospect, step two should have been renaming it &quot;Dawson&#x27;s Creek Trapper Keeper Ultra Keeper Futura S 2000&quot; [1], adding incredibly advanced computerized features including a television, a music player with voice recognition, OnStar and the ability to automatically hybrid itself to any electronic peripheral device, absorbing the secret military computer at Cheyenne Mountain, and taking over the world.<p>[1] <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;Trapper_Keeper_(South_Park)" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;Trapper_Keeper_(South_Park)</a>