Summary:<p>Have a &quot;zero bug policy&quot; in 1 simple step:<p>Re-classifies bugs you don&#x27;t want to fix as &quot;improvements&quot;.<p>Tada!<p>...  Seriously?  That&#x27;s ridiculous click-bait crap.  You didn&#x27;t implement a zero-bug policy, you just redefined what you call a bug.  This is no different than everyone else&#x27;s policies, except that now you&#x27;re screwing with terminology.