" == Sonia Gandhi? == The second paragraph of the 'Politics' section reads: ""Swami Agnivesh was in deep love with Sonia Gandhi ever since she entered India. In an attempt to woo her, he spent several hours a day learning Italian. Due to his below average IQ he failed to learn Italian and the only words he still remembers is ""Pizza Margherita"". Swamiji was first heartbroken when Rahul Gandhi and then Priyanka Gandhi were born to Sonia Gandhi. The major turning point was the death of Rajiv Gandhi, which changed all the feelings swami had towards Sonia. Instead of marrying a foreigner who was sad at loosing her husband, Swami Agnivesh decided to become saffron clad Sanyasi and not ruffle any nests.
" == Sonia Gandhi? == The second paragraph of the 'Politics' section reads: ""Swami Agnivesh was in deep love with Sonia Gandhi ever since she entered India. In an attempt to woo her, he spent several hours a day learning Italian. Due to his below average IQ he failed to learn Italian and the only words he still remembers is ""Pizza Margherita"". Swamiji was first heartbroken when Rahul Gandhi and then Priyanka Gandhi were born to Sonia Gandhi. The major turning point was the death of Rajiv Gandhi, which changed all the feelings swami had towards Sonia. Instead of marrying a foreigner who was sad at loosing her husband, Swami Agnivesh decided to become saffron clad Sanyasi and not ruffle any nests.
