And that's even before the first chord of Black Shuck is played by Dan Hawkins (in full rhythmic hair-and-arms-in-unison Malcolm Young mode), Frankie Poullain (the skinny Colossus, legs set so wide you could sail a fleet through them), Rufus "Tiger" Taylor (long blonde hair flying over loud Hawaiian shirt and shorts) and Justin Hawkins (electric blue jumpsuit, zipper down to just above the modesty patch you really, really hope he's wearing for the sake of the delicate in the audience).