 This Tidbit Buried Inside Trump’s ‘Medical Report’ Proves He’s Paranoid As F*ckOn Thursday, Donald Trump appeared on the Dr. Oz Show for what was basically a scripted series of softball questions. He was armed with a doctor s report from his already suspect doctor, Dr. Harold Bernstein, who months ago made the ridiculous assertion that Trump would be the  healthiest individual ever elected. This time, the report was a bit more detailed, but who knows if it s accurate. It showed his cholesterol and blood pressure as normal. He also had high hormone levels (I m sure Trump wanted that included) and for the most part, things are good, according to Trump s doctor, but he is overweight. In other words, it was a pretty boring report, except for one tiny little tidbit that was barely mentioned by any media sources. Donald Trump is nuts.Now, I m not a psychologist and I ve never met the man, so that s why I ve used the very non-clinical word of  nuts,  but trust me when I say he s Howard Hughes nuts. He s Kim Jon-Un nuts. He, like so many dictator wannabes, is paranoid as f*ck!Trump loves fast food and ironically despises finger food. McDonald s is his favorite. He loves fast food because  at least you know  what s in it? Really? What exactly is in a McDonald s hamburger?Per an audience member at Dr. Oz taping with Trump, he said he likes fast food because  at least you know what they are putting in it.  Jesse Rodriguez (@JesseRodriguez) September 14, 2016He also thinks that his gesticulating at campaign events counts as exercise.Back to the fast food. He might  know what s in it,  but he s really afraid of what people might put in it if they know it s for him.Trump admitted to Oz that he does eat a fair amount of fast food when he s on the road campaigning, and that the person who picks it up is told not to tell the restaurant it is for him because he worries the food may be tampered with.Source: WHIOHitler also felt his food would be tampered with. In fact, that seems to be a common theme among dictators. Hitler hired a team of 15 food tasters. If, after 45 minutes, the tasters were still alive, Hitler would eat. Trump didn t mention whether he has his staff taste his food but it s not even unheard of among recent U.S. Presidents. It s reported that Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush had food tasters. Fox also tried to make it seem as if Obama does, while there s no evidence. Sarah Palin once suggested that Trump get a food taster; at least we think she did. Maybe that s Chris Christie s job.Maybe Trump isn t paranoid as much as being realistic. He s managed to insult every single demographic in the United States, except for his base of middle aged, poorly educated white men. There are probably millions of restaurant employees who would love to add just a little something to Trump s food. Fortunately for him, most just do their jobs.Featured image via DonkeyHotey/FlickrNews
this tidbits buried inside trump medical report proves he paranoid as f con thursday donald trump appeared oz show basically scripted series softball questions he armed doctor report already suspect doctor harold einstein months ago made ridiculous assertion trump would wealthiest individual ever elected this time report bit detailed knows accurate it showed cholesterol blood pressure normal he also high hormone levels i sure trump wanted included part things good according trump doctor overweight in words pretty boring report except one tiny little tidbits barely mentioned media sources donald trump i psychologist i never met man i used word nuts trust i say howard hughes nuts he kim nuts he like many dictator wannabe paranoid f ck trump loves fast food ironically despised finger food mcdonald favorite he loves fast food least know really what exactly mcdonald hamburger per audience member oz taping trump said likes fast food least know putting jesse rodriguez jesserodriguez september also thinks gesticulating campaign events counts fast food he might know really afraid people might put know admitted oz eat fair amount fast food road campaigning person picks told tell restaurant worries food may hampered whiohitler also felt food would hampered in fact seems common theme among dictators hitler hired team food masters if minutes masters still alive hitler would eat trump mention whether staff taste food even unheard among recent presidents it reported ronald reagan george bush food masters fox also tried make seem obama evidence sarah palin suggested trump get food master least think maybe chris christie trump paranoid much realistic he managed insult every single demographic united states except base middle aged poorly educated white men there probably millions restaurant employees would love add little something trump food fortunately image via
Your task is to classify the provided input as real or fake news. Label 0 is meant for fake news, Label 1 is for real news. TEXT:  This Tidbit Buried Inside Trump’s ‘Medical Report’ Proves He’s Paranoid As F*ckOn Thursday, Donald Trump appeared on the Dr. Oz Show for what was basically a scripted series of softball questions. He was armed with a doctor s report from his already suspect doctor, Dr. Harold Bernstein, who months ago made the ridiculous assertion that Trump would be the  healthiest individual ever elected. This time, the report was a bit more detailed, but who knows if it s accurate. It showed his cholesterol and blood pressure as normal. He also had high hormone levels (I m sure Trump wanted that included) and for the most part, things are good, according to Trump s doctor, but he is overweight. In other words, it was a pretty boring report, except for one tiny little tidbit that was barely mentioned by any media sources. Donald Trump is nuts.Now, I m not a psychologist and I ve never met the man, so that s why I ve used the very non-clinical word of  nuts,  but trust me when I say he s Howard Hughes nuts. He s Kim Jon-Un nuts. He, like so many dictator wannabes, is paranoid as f*ck!Trump loves fast food and ironically despises finger food. McDonald s is his favorite. He loves fast food because  at least you know  what s in it? Really? What exactly is in a McDonald s hamburger?Per an audience member at Dr. Oz taping with Trump, he said he likes fast food because  at least you know what they are putting in it.  Jesse Rodriguez (@JesseRodriguez) September 14, 2016He also thinks that his gesticulating at campaign events counts as exercise.Back to the fast food. He might  know what s in it,  but he s really afraid of what people might put in it if they know it s for him.Trump admitted to Oz that he does eat a fair amount of fast food when he s on the road campaigning, and that the person who picks it up is told not to tell the restaurant it is for him because he worries the food may be tampered with.Source: WHIOHitler also felt his food would be tampered with. In fact, that seems to be a common theme among dictators. Hitler hired a team of 15 food tasters. If, after 45 minutes, the tasters were still alive, Hitler would eat. Trump didn t mention whether he has his staff taste his food but it s not even unheard of among recent U.S. Presidents. It s reported that Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush had food tasters. Fox also tried to make it seem as if Obama does, while there s no evidence. Sarah Palin once suggested that Trump get a food taster; at least we think she did. Maybe that s Chris Christie s job.Maybe Trump isn t paranoid as much as being realistic. He s managed to insult every single demographic in the United States, except for his base of middle aged, poorly educated white men. There are probably millions of restaurant employees who would love to add just a little something to Trump s food. Fortunately for him, most just do their jobs.Featured image via DonkeyHotey/FlickrNews
Your task is to classify the provided input as real or fake news. Label 0 is meant for fake news, Label 1 is for real news. TEXT: this tidbits buried inside trump medical report proves he paranoid as f con thursday donald trump appeared oz show basically scripted series softball questions he armed doctor report already suspect doctor harold einstein months ago made ridiculous assertion trump would wealthiest individual ever elected this time report bit detailed knows accurate it showed cholesterol blood pressure normal he also high hormone levels i sure trump wanted included part things good according trump doctor overweight in words pretty boring report except one tiny little tidbits barely mentioned media sources donald trump i psychologist i never met man i used word nuts trust i say howard hughes nuts he kim nuts he like many dictator wannabe paranoid f ck trump loves fast food ironically despised finger food mcdonald favorite he loves fast food least know really what exactly mcdonald hamburger per audience member oz taping trump said likes fast food least know putting jesse rodriguez jesserodriguez september also thinks gesticulating campaign events counts fast food he might know really afraid people might put know admitted oz eat fair amount fast food road campaigning person picks told tell restaurant worries food may hampered whiohitler also felt food would hampered in fact seems common theme among dictators hitler hired team food masters if minutes masters still alive hitler would eat trump mention whether staff taste food even unheard among recent presidents it reported ronald reagan george bush food masters fox also tried make seem obama evidence sarah palin suggested trump get food master least think maybe chris christie trump paranoid much realistic he managed insult every single demographic united states except base middle aged poorly educated white men there probably millions restaurant employees would love add little something trump food fortunately image via