EXCLUSIVE: “AMERICA 2021” Hilarious Poem Describes What America Looks Like After 4 Years Of President TrumpTrump is off and running now, and I m here to confirm,There ll be a lot of changes by the end of his first term. Let s put the turbulence on hold and have a little fun . . . Here s my look at where we ll be in 2021.Trump s been re-elected with another strong campaign, Defeating Oprah Winfrey and her running mate . . . McCain. The wall has been completed and Obamacare is dead. America is great again . . . just like the Donald said.The president would not allow a migrant infestation, So, coastal California has become a separate nation. They opened up their borders and adopted the Quran, Made Ashley Judd their leader . . . and they called it Libastan.With Libastan seceding . . . and the lipstick off the pig, Waters and Pelosi had to find another gig. They both went into acting and received a handsome fee, For starring in the new release of  Dumb and Dumber 3 .NBC and CNN have all but gone away. The day fake news was outlawed . . . they had nothing left to say. They doubled down on Trump and non-existent Russian spies. Now, Chuck Todd is at McDonalds . . . in the drive-up serving fries.And, wacky Rachel Maddow still has all the breaking news, Like the loss of the Titanic . . . and the death of Howard Hughes. Tonight, she has a bombshell scoop that s sure to make her shine . . . . . . Trump got a parking ticket back in 1989.Hillary has settled down with roommate Cheryl Mills. She keeps a secret server in their cell at Bedford Hills. There s little cause to worry on her 20-year  vacation , She had Slick Willy neutered prior to incarceration.Al Gore waits for the ice to melt outside his padded room. An inconvenient outcome for his prophecy of doom. The world no longer buys the hoax that he has tried to sell  em. The only thing that s melting is his unused cerebellum.For years, we ve speculated on the mental health of Schumer. The doctors then announced that in his butt there was a tumor. All the surgeons gathered  round, and despite initial dread, When they looked a little closer, they could see it was his head.Fauxcahontas Warren has been banished by her tribe. She spent her people s wampum, and accepted heap big bribe. They say she spoke with forked tongue, and did some crazy deeds. She traded Massachusetts for a blanket and some beads.The pigment-challenged Dolezal is back to being white. Despite a valiant effort, she proved all her critics right. Three decades in a tanning booth . . . she failed at getting blacker. Everybody knows you don t put chocolate on a cracker.There s lots of stars in Tinseltown no longer on the clock. The earthquake they called Trump created quite an aftershock. Then came a tsunami of depression and despair, The kind of feeling we all get when we see Whoopi s hair.Entertainment s better now that Hollywood is gone. Billy Ray has moved away . . . likewise, his demon spawn. Yes, Miley pledged allegiance to the U.K. s Union Jack But, once the British got a taste . . . they tried to give her back.Rosie still plays Bannon for the skits on SNL. She bears a close resemblance . . . too much time at Taco Bell. She s mean and unappealing, and to use a metaphor . . . She looks like the result of cloning Slash with Michael Moore.Yes, the snowflakes are all melting and their binkies laid to waste. A fortune spent on therapy and loyalties misplaced. Now the country s being run by those that they deplore. There may not be a snowflake left by 2024.This poem (America 2021) is republished here with permission and attribution to author Tony Olson About the Author: Tony Olson is an American journalist, poet and bestselling author. His book SPIN GAME: Exposing Political Lies and Tactics was an Amazon Top Ten Bestseller. Tony also authored the recent poems  Twas The Night Before Inauguration  and  Ode To Liberal Lunacy , both of which went viral. Tony currently lives in Boise, Idaho.politics
exclusive america hilarious poem describes what america looks like after years of president trumptrump running i confirm there lot changes end first term let put turbulence hold little fun here look another strong campaign defeating oprah winery running mate mccain the wall completed obamacare dead america great like donald president would allow migrant infestation so coastal california become separate nation they opened borders adopted quran made ashley judo leader called libastan seeding lipstick pig waters pesos find another gig they went acting received handsome fee for starring new release dumb number cnn gone away the day fake news outlawed nothing left say they doubled trump russian spies now chuck todd mcdonalds serving wacky rachel middot still breaking news like loss titanic death howard hughes tonight bombshell scoop sure make shine trump got parking ticket back settled roommate cheryl mills she keeps secret server cell before hills there little cause worry vacation she slick willy entered prior gore waits ice melt outside padded room an inconvenient outcome prophecy doom the world longer buys hoax tried sell em the thing melting unused years speculated mental health scheme the doctors announced butt tumor all surgeons gathered round despite initial dread when looked little closer could see warren banished tribe she spent people campus accepted heap big bribe they say spoke forked tongue crazy deeds she traded massachusetts blanket donegal back white despite valiant effort proved critics right three decades tanning booth failed getting blocker everybody knows put chocolate lots stars tinseltown longer clock the earthquake called trump created quite aftershock then came tsunami depression despair the kind feeling get see whoop better hollywood gone billy ray moved away likewise demon spawn yes miley pledged allegiance union jack but british got taste tried give still plays cannon skits snl she bears close resemblance much time tico bell she mean appealing use metaphor she looks like result cloning slash michael snowflakes melting bikes laid waste a fortune spent therapy loyalties misplaced now country run explore there may snowflake left poem america republished permission attribution author tony lson about author tony lson american journalist poet bestselling author his book spin game exposing political lies tactics amazon top ten bestseller tony also authored recent poems was the night before inauguration ode to liberal legacy went viral tony currently lives noise
Your task is to classify the provided input as real or fake news. Label 0 is meant for fake news, Label 1 is for real news. TEXT: EXCLUSIVE: “AMERICA 2021” Hilarious Poem Describes What America Looks Like After 4 Years Of President TrumpTrump is off and running now, and I m here to confirm,There ll be a lot of changes by the end of his first term. Let s put the turbulence on hold and have a little fun . . . Here s my look at where we ll be in 2021.Trump s been re-elected with another strong campaign, Defeating Oprah Winfrey and her running mate . . . McCain. The wall has been completed and Obamacare is dead. America is great again . . . just like the Donald said.The president would not allow a migrant infestation, So, coastal California has become a separate nation. They opened up their borders and adopted the Quran, Made Ashley Judd their leader . . . and they called it Libastan.With Libastan seceding . . . and the lipstick off the pig, Waters and Pelosi had to find another gig. They both went into acting and received a handsome fee, For starring in the new release of  Dumb and Dumber 3 .NBC and CNN have all but gone away. The day fake news was outlawed . . . they had nothing left to say. They doubled down on Trump and non-existent Russian spies. Now, Chuck Todd is at McDonalds . . . in the drive-up serving fries.And, wacky Rachel Maddow still has all the breaking news, Like the loss of the Titanic . . . and the death of Howard Hughes. Tonight, she has a bombshell scoop that s sure to make her shine . . . . . . Trump got a parking ticket back in 1989.Hillary has settled down with roommate Cheryl Mills. She keeps a secret server in their cell at Bedford Hills. There s little cause to worry on her 20-year  vacation , She had Slick Willy neutered prior to incarceration.Al Gore waits for the ice to melt outside his padded room. An inconvenient outcome for his prophecy of doom. The world no longer buys the hoax that he has tried to sell  em. The only thing that s melting is his unused cerebellum.For years, we ve speculated on the mental health of Schumer. The doctors then announced that in his butt there was a tumor. All the surgeons gathered  round, and despite initial dread, When they looked a little closer, they could see it was his head.Fauxcahontas Warren has been banished by her tribe. She spent her people s wampum, and accepted heap big bribe. They say she spoke with forked tongue, and did some crazy deeds. She traded Massachusetts for a blanket and some beads.The pigment-challenged Dolezal is back to being white. Despite a valiant effort, she proved all her critics right. Three decades in a tanning booth . . . she failed at getting blacker. Everybody knows you don t put chocolate on a cracker.There s lots of stars in Tinseltown no longer on the clock. The earthquake they called Trump created quite an aftershock. Then came a tsunami of depression and despair, The kind of feeling we all get when we see Whoopi s hair.Entertainment s better now that Hollywood is gone. Billy Ray has moved away . . . likewise, his demon spawn. Yes, Miley pledged allegiance to the U.K. s Union Jack But, once the British got a taste . . . they tried to give her back.Rosie still plays Bannon for the skits on SNL. She bears a close resemblance . . . too much time at Taco Bell. She s mean and unappealing, and to use a metaphor . . . She looks like the result of cloning Slash with Michael Moore.Yes, the snowflakes are all melting and their binkies laid to waste. A fortune spent on therapy and loyalties misplaced. Now the country s being run by those that they deplore. There may not be a snowflake left by 2024.This poem (America 2021) is republished here with permission and attribution to author Tony Olson About the Author: Tony Olson is an American journalist, poet and bestselling author. His book SPIN GAME: Exposing Political Lies and Tactics was an Amazon Top Ten Bestseller. Tony also authored the recent poems  Twas The Night Before Inauguration  and  Ode To Liberal Lunacy , both of which went viral. Tony currently lives in Boise, Idaho.politics
Your task is to classify the provided input as real or fake news. Label 0 is meant for fake news, Label 1 is for real news. TEXT: exclusive america hilarious poem describes what america looks like after years of president trumptrump running i confirm there lot changes end first term let put turbulence hold little fun here look another strong campaign defeating oprah winery running mate mccain the wall completed obamacare dead america great like donald president would allow migrant infestation so coastal california become separate nation they opened borders adopted quran made ashley judo leader called libastan seeding lipstick pig waters pesos find another gig they went acting received handsome fee for starring new release dumb number cnn gone away the day fake news outlawed nothing left say they doubled trump russian spies now chuck todd mcdonalds serving wacky rachel middot still breaking news like loss titanic death howard hughes tonight bombshell scoop sure make shine trump got parking ticket back settled roommate cheryl mills she keeps secret server cell before hills there little cause worry vacation she slick willy entered prior gore waits ice melt outside padded room an inconvenient outcome prophecy doom the world longer buys hoax tried sell em the thing melting unused years speculated mental health scheme the doctors announced butt tumor all surgeons gathered round despite initial dread when looked little closer could see warren banished tribe she spent people campus accepted heap big bribe they say spoke forked tongue crazy deeds she traded massachusetts blanket donegal back white despite valiant effort proved critics right three decades tanning booth failed getting blocker everybody knows put chocolate lots stars tinseltown longer clock the earthquake called trump created quite aftershock then came tsunami depression despair the kind feeling get see whoop better hollywood gone billy ray moved away likewise demon spawn yes miley pledged allegiance union jack but british got taste tried give still plays cannon skits snl she bears close resemblance much time tico bell she mean appealing use metaphor she looks like result cloning slash michael snowflakes melting bikes laid waste a fortune spent therapy loyalties misplaced now country run explore there may snowflake left poem america republished permission attribution author tony lson about author tony lson american journalist poet bestselling author his book spin game exposing political lies tactics amazon top ten bestseller tony also authored recent poems was the night before inauguration ode to liberal legacy went viral tony currently lives noise