WHY THIS AMERICAN Feels Safer With An ISIS Flag Than A Confederate Flag On His Front PorchThis is hysterical, but sadly it s not far-fetched at all!I took down my Rebel flag (which you can t buy on e-bay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door.  I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on e-bay) and put it in the CENTER of the yard.  Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.I ve NEVER felt safer and I m saving $69.95 a month that ADT charged me.Plus, I bought burkas for my family when we shop or travel. Everyone moves out of way and security can t pat us down  Safe at last   only in USA!politics
why this american feels safer with an isis flag than a confederate flag on his front porchthis hysterical sadly i took rebel flag buy needed nra sticker front door i disconnected home alarm system quit neighborhood watch i bought two pakistani flags put one corner front yard then i purchased black flag isis can buy put center yard now local police sheriff fbi cia nsa homeland security secret service agencies watching house never felt safer i saving month at charged i bought burial family shop travel everyone moves way security pat us safe last usa politics
Your task is to classify the provided input as real or fake news. Label 0 is meant for fake news, Label 1 is for real news. TEXT: WHY THIS AMERICAN Feels Safer With An ISIS Flag Than A Confederate Flag On His Front PorchThis is hysterical, but sadly it s not far-fetched at all!I took down my Rebel flag (which you can t buy on e-bay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door.  I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on e-bay) and put it in the CENTER of the yard.  Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.I ve NEVER felt safer and I m saving $69.95 a month that ADT charged me.Plus, I bought burkas for my family when we shop or travel. Everyone moves out of way and security can t pat us down  Safe at last   only in USA!politics
Your task is to classify the provided input as real or fake news. Label 0 is meant for fake news, Label 1 is for real news. TEXT: why this american feels safer with an isis flag than a confederate flag on his front porchthis hysterical sadly i took rebel flag buy needed nra sticker front door i disconnected home alarm system quit neighborhood watch i bought two pakistani flags put one corner front yard then i purchased black flag isis can buy put center yard now local police sheriff fbi cia nsa homeland security secret service agencies watching house never felt safer i saving month at charged i bought burial family shop travel everyone moves way security pat us safe last usa politics