 Ted Cruz Performed A Totally Awkward JFK Impression, Proving Why Conservatives Aren’t Funny (VIDEO)Someone, at some point in time, made the mistake of telling Ted Cruz that he s a funny impressionist. If you recall, Cruz previously regaled us with a totally not-funny re-enactment of the Miracle Max scene from The Princess Bride. Correction: Cruz nearly ruined that scene for all time. There s something especially repulsive about a squishy-faced right-wing zealot hamfistedly performing a scene from one of the most beloved comedies of our time.And now, he s trying to sully the memory of one of the most beloved presidents in modern history by doing another one of his   let s face it   really, really awkward, flopsweat inducing impressions.The second place contender for the Republican nomination appeared at a diner in Iowa the other day and unexpectedly broke into his impression of John F. Kennedy.And it sucked. Sucked, sucked, sucked, sucked.Not only that, but he insisted,  JFK would be tarred and feathered and thrown out of the modern Democratic Party.  Um, no. There s no justification for that, whatsoever. Once again, Ted Cruz is totally lying. In many ways, JFK is more liberal than our current Democratic president, and he s absolutely more liberal than the Democratic frontrunner, Hillary Clinton.Cruz continued,  You know, JFK said [in JFK voice],  Some men see things as they ahhh, and ask why. I see things that nevah wuhhh, and ask  Why not? STOP! For the love of all that is holy, can someone please tell Mr. Cruz to never, ever do that again? Ever? Along those lines, stop trying to be funny, conservatives. You can t do it without sounding like Lt. Hauk from Good Morning, Vietnam.The whole thing was made worse by the fact that Cruz was flanked by one of the most extreme Republicans in Congress, Steve King. Together, they form a Voltron of awfulness   both of whom routinely exploit the proud ignorance of their supporters. I can t even imagine the seismic disaster that would ve occurred if King had launched into a Reagan impression at the same time. Suddenly the fabric of space and time would ve collapsed and formed a singularity of unfunny that not even light could escape.Again, stop it, senator. Before you kill the universe.[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj5KczUOAvA]Featured image via video screen grab.News
ted cruz performed a totally awkward jfk impression proving why conservatives aren funny video someone point time made mistake telling ted cruz funny impressionist if recall cruz previously related us totally miracle max scene the princess bride correction cruz nearly ruined scene time there something especially repulsive dealt hamfistedly performing scene one beloved comedies trying fully memory one beloved presidents modern history another one let face really really awkward flopsweat inducing second place contender republican nomination appeared diner iowa day unexpectedly broke impression john sucked sucked sucked sucked insisted jfk would starred feathered thrown modern democratic party um there justification whatsoever once ted cruz totally lying in many ways jfk liberal current democratic president absolutely liberal democratic frontrunner hillary continued you know jfk said jfk voice some men see things hhh ask i see things near whch ask why stop for love holy someone please tell cruz never ever ever along lines stop trying funny conservatives you without sounding like haul good morning whole thing made worse fact cruz flanked one extreme republicans congress steve king together form volution awfulness routinely exploit proud ignorance supporters i even imagine seismic disaster would occurred king launched reagan impression time suddenly fabric space time would collapsed formed singularity funny even light could stop senator before kill universe youtube https featured image via video screen
Your task is to classify the provided input as real or fake news. Label 0 is meant for fake news, Label 1 is for real news. TEXT:  Ted Cruz Performed A Totally Awkward JFK Impression, Proving Why Conservatives Aren’t Funny (VIDEO)Someone, at some point in time, made the mistake of telling Ted Cruz that he s a funny impressionist. If you recall, Cruz previously regaled us with a totally not-funny re-enactment of the Miracle Max scene from The Princess Bride. Correction: Cruz nearly ruined that scene for all time. There s something especially repulsive about a squishy-faced right-wing zealot hamfistedly performing a scene from one of the most beloved comedies of our time.And now, he s trying to sully the memory of one of the most beloved presidents in modern history by doing another one of his   let s face it   really, really awkward, flopsweat inducing impressions.The second place contender for the Republican nomination appeared at a diner in Iowa the other day and unexpectedly broke into his impression of John F. Kennedy.And it sucked. Sucked, sucked, sucked, sucked.Not only that, but he insisted,  JFK would be tarred and feathered and thrown out of the modern Democratic Party.  Um, no. There s no justification for that, whatsoever. Once again, Ted Cruz is totally lying. In many ways, JFK is more liberal than our current Democratic president, and he s absolutely more liberal than the Democratic frontrunner, Hillary Clinton.Cruz continued,  You know, JFK said [in JFK voice],  Some men see things as they ahhh, and ask why. I see things that nevah wuhhh, and ask  Why not? STOP! For the love of all that is holy, can someone please tell Mr. Cruz to never, ever do that again? Ever? Along those lines, stop trying to be funny, conservatives. You can t do it without sounding like Lt. Hauk from Good Morning, Vietnam.The whole thing was made worse by the fact that Cruz was flanked by one of the most extreme Republicans in Congress, Steve King. Together, they form a Voltron of awfulness   both of whom routinely exploit the proud ignorance of their supporters. I can t even imagine the seismic disaster that would ve occurred if King had launched into a Reagan impression at the same time. Suddenly the fabric of space and time would ve collapsed and formed a singularity of unfunny that not even light could escape.Again, stop it, senator. Before you kill the universe.[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj5KczUOAvA]Featured image via video screen grab.News
Your task is to classify the provided input as real or fake news. Label 0 is meant for fake news, Label 1 is for real news. TEXT: ted cruz performed a totally awkward jfk impression proving why conservatives aren funny video someone point time made mistake telling ted cruz funny impressionist if recall cruz previously related us totally miracle max scene the princess bride correction cruz nearly ruined scene time there something especially repulsive dealt hamfistedly performing scene one beloved comedies trying fully memory one beloved presidents modern history another one let face really really awkward flopsweat inducing second place contender republican nomination appeared diner iowa day unexpectedly broke impression john sucked sucked sucked sucked insisted jfk would starred feathered thrown modern democratic party um there justification whatsoever once ted cruz totally lying in many ways jfk liberal current democratic president absolutely liberal democratic frontrunner hillary continued you know jfk said jfk voice some men see things hhh ask i see things near whch ask why stop for love holy someone please tell cruz never ever ever along lines stop trying funny conservatives you without sounding like haul good morning whole thing made worse fact cruz flanked one extreme republicans congress steve king together form volution awfulness routinely exploit proud ignorance supporters i even imagine seismic disaster would occurred king launched reagan impression time suddenly fabric space time would collapsed formed singularity funny even light could stop senator before kill universe youtube https featured image via video screen