EXCLUSIVE Post-Election, Liberal Meltdown Explained In One Hilarious Poem: “Ode To Liberal Lunacy”If you re like me . . . it s probably been an entertaining year Full of liberal lunacy, hypocrisy, and fear. There s been so many  episodes , it s easy to forget. Luckily, they ve all been logged upon the internet.The circus added one more ring when Donald got the nod To represent the GOP . . . the libs cried  Oh my God.  The media assured them there s no way that Trump could win So they sat back on their parent s couch, enamored by the spin.Election Day was coming . . . entertainment getting slow, Thank God the folks in Hollywood maintained the status quo. A host of A-list wannabes began to trickle forth, And told us that if Trump should win . . . they d all be headed north.When Donald passed two-seventy . . . and victory was at hand, A Trump-induced psychosis sprouted up in Liberal land. The fireworks were cancelled, and purveyors of fake news Were left to invent reasons why their candidate would lose.They blamed it all on Comey, then they blamed a Russian hack A dog that ate their homework, and of course . . . the men in black. A unicorn, a sasquatch, and a faulty Gallup Poll Next . . . they ll blame the shooter who was on the grassy knoll.Those celebs that promised egress . . . failed to adhere We waited for the moving trucks, which never did appear. Yes, not a star left Hollywood, although we wished it so, Despite the fact that Rush and Sean would pay for them to go.So now we re stuck with Miley, and we re stuck with Barbra too, Several washed-up actors . . . and the women of The View. We still have Maddow s meltdowns, and Sharpton s brand of hate. And, we still have Lena Dunham . . . though she s lost a little weight.In Congress, you can bet there s more than one defective gene. Just climb on board the crazy train with Nancy and Maxine. They often make me wonder just how awesome it would be, If parts of California could just slide into the sea.I m watching Liberal journalists like Cooper, Wolf, and Tapper, Spew the Leftist mantra . . . as their careers go down the crapper. Deplorables will have their fun with Liberal rank and file, Watching rats abandon ship when Clinton goes on trial.When Debbie left the DNC, I thought we d lost our clown. Then, from the state of Idaho, came Sally Boynton Brown. The DNC will be reborn, no matter what it takes. And the mix will look like cereal . . . with fruit loops, nuts, and flakes.Then, I saw the women s march, a feministic treat. I watched with fascination as they spilled into the street. Among the more disturbing sights were  lady  Democrats Who dressed up as vaginas . . . others wore their  kitty  hats.An incoherent Ashley Judd paraded  round a stage Saying all those  nasty women  should demand a higher wage. Then ranting about blood-stained sheets upon those women s beds. Somewhere a doctor s wondering why he took her off her meds.Madonna parked her walker to begin her caustic din, Dreams of blowing up the Whitehouse as senility sets in. Even in her senior years . . . the party never ends. She dances  round her nursing home in Vera Wang Depends.The Liberals, you must admit, have done some crazy things. It s fun to see them come unhinged as Donald pulls the strings. So, if you feel you need a shot of petulance and mirth, Sit back and watch the Liberals, it s the greatest show on earth. This poem (Ode to Liberal Lunacy) is republished here with permission and attribution to author Tony Olson About the Author: Tony Olson is an American journalist, and bestselling author. His book SPIN GAME: Exposing Political Lies And Tactics was an Amazon Top Ten Bestseller. Tony also authored the recent poem  Twas The Night Before Inauguration.  Tony currently lives in Boise, Idaho.left-news
exclusive liberal meltdown explained in one hilarious poem ode to liberal legacy if like probably entertaining year full liberal legacy hypocrisy fear there many episodes easy forget lucky logged upon circus added one ring donald got nod to represent gop libs cried oh god the media assured way trump could win so sat back parent couch enamored day coming entertainment getting slow thank god folks hollywood maintained status quo a host wannabe began triple forth and told us trump win headed donald passed victory hand a psychosis spotted liberal land the fireworks cancelled surveyors fake news were left invent reasons candidate would blamed come blamed russian hack a dog ate homework course men black a unicorn sasquatch faulty gallon poll next blame shooter grassy celebs promised press failed adhere we waited moving trucks never appear yes star left hollywood although wished despite fact rush sean would pay stuck miley stuck barbara several actors women the view we still middot meltdown sharon brand hate and still lena dunam though lost little congress bet one defective gene just climb board crazy train nancy marine they often make wonder awesome would if parts california could slide watching liberal journalists like cooper wolf rapper spec leftist mantra careers go rapper deplorables fun liberal rank file watching rats abandon ship clinton goes debate left dnc i thought lost clown then state idaho came sally boston brown the dnc reborn matter takes and mix look like cereal fruit loops nuts i saw women march feminist treat i watched fascination spilled street among disturbing sights lady democrats who dressed paginas others wore kitty incoherent ashley judo paraded round stage saying nasty women demand higher wage then ranting sheets upon women beds somewhere doctor wondering took parked walker begin caustic din dreams blowing whitehouse seniority sets even senior years party never ends she dances round nursing home vera wang liberals must admit done crazy things it fun see come unsigned donald pulls strings so feel need shot petulance birth sit back watch liberals greatest show earth this poem ode liberal legacy republished permission attribution author tony lson about author tony lson american journalist bestselling author his book spin game exposing political lies and tactics amazon top ten bestseller tony also authored recent poem was the night before inauguration tony currently lives noise
Your task is to classify the provided input as real or fake news. Label 0 is meant for fake news, Label 1 is for real news. TEXT: EXCLUSIVE Post-Election, Liberal Meltdown Explained In One Hilarious Poem: “Ode To Liberal Lunacy”If you re like me . . . it s probably been an entertaining year Full of liberal lunacy, hypocrisy, and fear. There s been so many  episodes , it s easy to forget. Luckily, they ve all been logged upon the internet.The circus added one more ring when Donald got the nod To represent the GOP . . . the libs cried  Oh my God.  The media assured them there s no way that Trump could win So they sat back on their parent s couch, enamored by the spin.Election Day was coming . . . entertainment getting slow, Thank God the folks in Hollywood maintained the status quo. A host of A-list wannabes began to trickle forth, And told us that if Trump should win . . . they d all be headed north.When Donald passed two-seventy . . . and victory was at hand, A Trump-induced psychosis sprouted up in Liberal land. The fireworks were cancelled, and purveyors of fake news Were left to invent reasons why their candidate would lose.They blamed it all on Comey, then they blamed a Russian hack A dog that ate their homework, and of course . . . the men in black. A unicorn, a sasquatch, and a faulty Gallup Poll Next . . . they ll blame the shooter who was on the grassy knoll.Those celebs that promised egress . . . failed to adhere We waited for the moving trucks, which never did appear. Yes, not a star left Hollywood, although we wished it so, Despite the fact that Rush and Sean would pay for them to go.So now we re stuck with Miley, and we re stuck with Barbra too, Several washed-up actors . . . and the women of The View. We still have Maddow s meltdowns, and Sharpton s brand of hate. And, we still have Lena Dunham . . . though she s lost a little weight.In Congress, you can bet there s more than one defective gene. Just climb on board the crazy train with Nancy and Maxine. They often make me wonder just how awesome it would be, If parts of California could just slide into the sea.I m watching Liberal journalists like Cooper, Wolf, and Tapper, Spew the Leftist mantra . . . as their careers go down the crapper. Deplorables will have their fun with Liberal rank and file, Watching rats abandon ship when Clinton goes on trial.When Debbie left the DNC, I thought we d lost our clown. Then, from the state of Idaho, came Sally Boynton Brown. The DNC will be reborn, no matter what it takes. And the mix will look like cereal . . . with fruit loops, nuts, and flakes.Then, I saw the women s march, a feministic treat. I watched with fascination as they spilled into the street. Among the more disturbing sights were  lady  Democrats Who dressed up as vaginas . . . others wore their  kitty  hats.An incoherent Ashley Judd paraded  round a stage Saying all those  nasty women  should demand a higher wage. Then ranting about blood-stained sheets upon those women s beds. Somewhere a doctor s wondering why he took her off her meds.Madonna parked her walker to begin her caustic din, Dreams of blowing up the Whitehouse as senility sets in. Even in her senior years . . . the party never ends. She dances  round her nursing home in Vera Wang Depends.The Liberals, you must admit, have done some crazy things. It s fun to see them come unhinged as Donald pulls the strings. So, if you feel you need a shot of petulance and mirth, Sit back and watch the Liberals, it s the greatest show on earth. This poem (Ode to Liberal Lunacy) is republished here with permission and attribution to author Tony Olson About the Author: Tony Olson is an American journalist, and bestselling author. His book SPIN GAME: Exposing Political Lies And Tactics was an Amazon Top Ten Bestseller. Tony also authored the recent poem  Twas The Night Before Inauguration.  Tony currently lives in Boise, Idaho.left-news
Your task is to classify the provided input as real or fake news. Label 0 is meant for fake news, Label 1 is for real news. TEXT: exclusive liberal meltdown explained in one hilarious poem ode to liberal legacy if like probably entertaining year full liberal legacy hypocrisy fear there many episodes easy forget lucky logged upon circus added one ring donald got nod to represent gop libs cried oh god the media assured way trump could win so sat back parent couch enamored day coming entertainment getting slow thank god folks hollywood maintained status quo a host wannabe began triple forth and told us trump win headed donald passed victory hand a psychosis spotted liberal land the fireworks cancelled surveyors fake news were left invent reasons candidate would blamed come blamed russian hack a dog ate homework course men black a unicorn sasquatch faulty gallon poll next blame shooter grassy celebs promised press failed adhere we waited moving trucks never appear yes star left hollywood although wished despite fact rush sean would pay stuck miley stuck barbara several actors women the view we still middot meltdown sharon brand hate and still lena dunam though lost little congress bet one defective gene just climb board crazy train nancy marine they often make wonder awesome would if parts california could slide watching liberal journalists like cooper wolf rapper spec leftist mantra careers go rapper deplorables fun liberal rank file watching rats abandon ship clinton goes debate left dnc i thought lost clown then state idaho came sally boston brown the dnc reborn matter takes and mix look like cereal fruit loops nuts i saw women march feminist treat i watched fascination spilled street among disturbing sights lady democrats who dressed paginas others wore kitty incoherent ashley judo paraded round stage saying nasty women demand higher wage then ranting sheets upon women beds somewhere doctor wondering took parked walker begin caustic din dreams blowing whitehouse seniority sets even senior years party never ends she dances round nursing home vera wang liberals must admit done crazy things it fun see come unsigned donald pulls strings so feel need shot petulance birth sit back watch liberals greatest show earth this poem ode liberal legacy republished permission attribution author tony lson about author tony lson american journalist bestselling author his book spin game exposing political lies and tactics amazon top ten bestseller tony also authored recent poem was the night before inauguration tony currently lives noise