Patton Oswalt can really light Twitter up sometimes. Three days ago, he was tweeting the #TrumpCantSwim hashtag and pretending that getting it trending was absolutely outrageous to him. For reasons unknown, Martin  Pharma Bro  Shkreli decided to try and interrupt Oswalt s hashtag fun. But all did not end well for him. Oswalt took him down in a way that only Oswalt can.Here s the original tweet, along with Shkreli s lame attempt at insulting him:@pattonoswalt who r u again  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016Oswalt hit back: why r u ever https://t.co/yERoMuOxDk  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016Shkreli, at this point, tried to puff up his chest:@pattonoswalt da best  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016Really? That s all he had? Yes. Well, no, but Shkreli isn’t very good at this. In fact, he just plain sucks at it: Nope. Now run along, live your life & die wealthy yet confused by how empty you feel in those last seconds. https://t.co/hPRn9J9hms  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016 this pathetic loser would never be able to go toe-to-toe with me in a discussion about anything. comedian idiot! https://t.co/wlCS83U3e4  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016Never said I was smarter than you, dummy. Just said you’re boring and soulless. https://t.co/dWYVdQ4VXH  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016 same w/colbert. u guys can deliver a joke but that doesn’t make you smart. plus i m funnier. @StephenAtHome @pattonoswalt its called talent  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016 Dude, 12 year-olds on a Skittles rush can’troll better than you. https://t.co/j0uLn9zrRl  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016They say laughter is the best medicine but I ve never seen you run a clinical trial! @pattonoswalt liberal trash bag limousine liberal  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016 You got me there, Transdermal Patch Adams! https://t.co/ysMCVxiUb3  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016@pattonoswalt anyone especially me could do what u do plz stop pretending u matter  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016 If I don’t matter then what s stopping you from crushing the comedy landscape? Have at it, champ! https://t.co/KM9A8K0y2G  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016not enough $ in that waste of a time and GUESS WHAT I HELP PEOPLE WITH MY DRUGS STOOPID MORON u just line ur pockets https://t.co/u31RSFxHTX  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016 Then keep chasing those $$$s, dreamer! A life well spent. https://t.co/wUfLSxJvfT  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016ur the king of queens im the KING OF BROOKLYN now step off @pattonoswalt  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016   Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016But Shkreli tried his best to have the last word. He put forth a valiant effort but failed miserably:show business is for loser idiot morons. a couple of lucky morons who made it big. they probably do drugs, too. liberal trash!  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016 This was where Martin lost, BTW. https://t.co/jBB2cUOG4R  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016And just when you thought it was over, Shkreli came crawling back with his tail tucked between his legs the next day, but Oswalt wasn’t having it at all:Wanted to say I m sorry for your tragedy & wish you the best. @pattonoswalt I m in healthcare to help people whether you believe it or not.  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016 I don’t & you passive-aggressively bringing my deceased wife into a Twitter fight shows what a coffin-worm you are. https://t.co/oU6VV4ar1X  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016@pattonoswalt I m truly sorry for your loss & not P.A. It s a profound tragedy and the fact that so many people adore you is admirable.  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016 Don t even trying pulling this faux-concerned  wronged hero  shit with me now. Fuck off. We re done. https://t.co/xbJQvJfvwy  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016@pattonoswalt Separately, I help the’sick. I respect it may not seem that way I ll let history decide, even if it s not in my favor today.  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016 You ll  let history decide . Good for you, Galileo! In the present? You re a pillbug with a soul full of pus. Bye. https://t.co/zmo9sk2rAm  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016@pattonoswalt I m sorry you won’t hear from me again.  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016 First true thing you’ve ever said to me. https://t.co/fqMdQ25zoi  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016But it still wasn’t over! The Avengers  Chris Evans got in on the fun and tweeted a compliment to Oswalt over this, which sent Shkreli off into the ether with apoplectic fits:@pattonoswalt owning @MartinShkreli is my favorite thing on Twitter right now.  Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) September 7, 2016 Thank you, Captain! https://t.co/lKecDxnZDp  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 7, 2016 Come to Brooklyn and I ll introduce you to the real Captain America and a couple of fuckin roundhouses if you say my name again @ChrisEvans  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 7, 2016.@ChrisEvans gonna respond with  you’re going to roundhouse those drug prices  or some dumb shit and 1 mil liberals are gonna scream  owned  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 7, 2016 I have fucking soldiers if u wanna talk shit you have to speak with the rank and file first. Chain-of-command in these streets. Where s Milo  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 7, 2016I m so fuckin pissed I m gonna do some Muai Thai  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 7, 2016At the time of this posting, Evans hadn’t responded to this. Regardless, someone really shouldn’t let Twitter get to them this way. Shkreli may well need some drugs his price-gouging pharmaceutical company makes soon, providing they make anything to deal with all the’side effects of perpetual anger. He can’t acknowledge that he got owned, and he has to have the last word. Otherwise his fragile little ego gets irreparably bruised.Featured image by Mark Wilson/Getty Images
Your task is to classify the provided input as real or fake news. Label 0 is meant for fake news, Label 1 is for real news. TEXT: Patton Oswalt can really light Twitter up sometimes. Three days ago, he was tweeting the #TrumpCantSwim hashtag and pretending that getting it trending was absolutely outrageous to him. For reasons unknown, Martin  Pharma Bro  Shkreli decided to try and interrupt Oswalt s hashtag fun. But all did not end well for him. Oswalt took him down in a way that only Oswalt can.Here s the original tweet, along with Shkreli s lame attempt at insulting him:@pattonoswalt who r u again  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016Oswalt hit back: why r u ever https://t.co/yERoMuOxDk  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016Shkreli, at this point, tried to puff up his chest:@pattonoswalt da best  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016Really? That s all he had? Yes. Well, no, but Shkreli isn’t very good at this. In fact, he just plain sucks at it: Nope. Now run along, live your life & die wealthy yet confused by how empty you feel in those last seconds. https://t.co/hPRn9J9hms  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016 this pathetic loser would never be able to go toe-to-toe with me in a discussion about anything. comedian idiot! https://t.co/wlCS83U3e4  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016Never said I was smarter than you, dummy. Just said you’re boring and soulless. https://t.co/dWYVdQ4VXH  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016 same w/colbert. u guys can deliver a joke but that doesn’t make you smart. plus i m funnier. @StephenAtHome @pattonoswalt its called talent  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016 Dude, 12 year-olds on a Skittles rush can’troll better than you. https://t.co/j0uLn9zrRl  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016They say laughter is the best medicine but I ve never seen you run a clinical trial! @pattonoswalt liberal trash bag limousine liberal  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016 You got me there, Transdermal Patch Adams! https://t.co/ysMCVxiUb3  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016@pattonoswalt anyone especially me could do what u do plz stop pretending u matter  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016 If I don’t matter then what s stopping you from crushing the comedy landscape? Have at it, champ! https://t.co/KM9A8K0y2G  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016not enough $ in that waste of a time and GUESS WHAT I HELP PEOPLE WITH MY DRUGS STOOPID MORON u just line ur pockets https://t.co/u31RSFxHTX  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016 Then keep chasing those $$$s, dreamer! A life well spent. https://t.co/wUfLSxJvfT  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016ur the king of queens im the KING OF BROOKLYN now step off @pattonoswalt  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016   Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016But Shkreli tried his best to have the last word. He put forth a valiant effort but failed miserably:show business is for loser idiot morons. a couple of lucky morons who made it big. they probably do drugs, too. liberal trash!  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016 This was where Martin lost, BTW. https://t.co/jBB2cUOG4R  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016And just when you thought it was over, Shkreli came crawling back with his tail tucked between his legs the next day, but Oswalt wasn’t having it at all:Wanted to say I m sorry for your tragedy & wish you the best. @pattonoswalt I m in healthcare to help people whether you believe it or not.  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016 I don’t & you passive-aggressively bringing my deceased wife into a Twitter fight shows what a coffin-worm you are. https://t.co/oU6VV4ar1X  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016@pattonoswalt I m truly sorry for your loss & not P.A. It s a profound tragedy and the fact that so many people adore you is admirable.  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016 Don t even trying pulling this faux-concerned  wronged hero  shit with me now. Fuck off. We re done. https://t.co/xbJQvJfvwy  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016@pattonoswalt Separately, I help the’sick. I respect it may not seem that way I ll let history decide, even if it s not in my favor today.  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016 You ll  let history decide . Good for you, Galileo! In the present? You re a pillbug with a soul full of pus. Bye. https://t.co/zmo9sk2rAm  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016@pattonoswalt I m sorry you won’t hear from me again.  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016 First true thing you’ve ever said to me. https://t.co/fqMdQ25zoi  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016But it still wasn’t over! The Avengers  Chris Evans got in on the fun and tweeted a compliment to Oswalt over this, which sent Shkreli off into the ether with apoplectic fits:@pattonoswalt owning @MartinShkreli is my favorite thing on Twitter right now.  Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) September 7, 2016 Thank you, Captain! https://t.co/lKecDxnZDp  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 7, 2016 Come to Brooklyn and I ll introduce you to the real Captain America and a couple of fuckin roundhouses if you say my name again @ChrisEvans  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 7, 2016.@ChrisEvans gonna respond with  you’re going to roundhouse those drug prices  or some dumb shit and 1 mil liberals are gonna scream  owned  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 7, 2016 I have fucking soldiers if u wanna talk shit you have to speak with the rank and file first. Chain-of-command in these streets. Where s Milo  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 7, 2016I m so fuckin pissed I m gonna do some Muai Thai  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 7, 2016At the time of this posting, Evans hadn’t responded to this. Regardless, someone really shouldn’t let Twitter get to them this way. Shkreli may well need some drugs his price-gouging pharmaceutical company makes soon, providing they make anything to deal with all the’side effects of perpetual anger. He can’t acknowledge that he got owned, and he has to have the last word. Otherwise his fragile little ego gets irreparably bruised.Featured image by Mark Wilson/Getty Images