english: Right now, maybe you're thinking, "Wow, this is fascinating," or, "Wow, how stupid was she," but this whole time, I've actually been talking about you.
non_english: Можливо ви думаєте: "Яка дивовижна історія!" або "Якою ж вона була дурепою", але весь цей час я розповідала про вас.