english: Scared and mortified, I listen, listen as I prattle on about the flotsam and jetsam of the day; listen as I confess my love for the president, and, of course, my heartbreak; listen to my sometimes catty, sometimes churlish, sometimes silly self being cruel, unforgiving, uncouth; listen, deeply, deeply ashamed, to the worst version of myself, a self I don't even recognize.
non_english: Prestrašena in osramočena sem poslušala, poslušala, kako blebetam o vsakodnevnih stvareh; poslušala, kako priznam svojo ljubezen do predsednika in seveda, moje zlomljeno srce; poslušam se, kako sem včasih zajedljiva, včasih sitna, včasih trapasta, kruta, neodpuščajoča, neotesana; poslušam, globoko, globoko osramočena, najslabšo verzijo sebe, ki je sploh ne prepoznam.