english: I'm just gonna let y'all know that, as far as diet is concerned, if you don't love yourself inside, there is no diet on this Earth that is going to make your behind small enough for you to feel good, so just stop wasting your time.
non_english: Naj vam samo povem, da kar se diet tiče, če se nimate radi navznoter, ni na tem svetu nobene diete, ki bi naredila vašo zadnjico dovolj majhno, da bi se počutili dobro, zato nehajte zapravljati čas.