english: ♫ It's nine o' clock on a Saturday ♫ ♫ The record store's closed for the night ♫ ♫ So I fire up the old iTunes music store ♫ ♫ And soon I am feelin' all right ♫ ♫ I know Steve Jobs can find me a melody ♫ ♫ With one dollar pricing that rocks ♫ ♫ I can type in the track and get album names back ♫ ♫ While still in my PJs and socks ♫ ♫ Sell us a song, you're the music man ♫ ♫ My iPod's still got 10 gigs to go ♫ ♫ Yes, we might prefer more compatibility ♫ ♫ But Steve likes to run the whole show ♫ ♫ I heard "Desperate Housewives" was great last night ♫ ♫ But I had a bad piece of cod ♫ ♫ As I threw up my meal, I thought, "It's no big deal" ♫ ♫ I'll watch it tonight on my 'Pod ♫ ♫ And now all of the networks are joining in ♫ ♫ Two bucks a show without ads ♫ ♫ It's a business those guys always wanted to try ♫ ♫ But only Steve Jobs had the 'nads ♫ ♫ They say we're young, don't watch TV ♫ ♫ They say the Internet is all we see ♫ ♫ But that's not true; they've got it wrong ♫ ♫ See, all our shows are just two minutes long ♫ ♫ Hey ♫ ♫ I got YouTube ♫ ♫ I got YouTube ♫ And now, ladies and gentlemen, a tribute to the Recording Industry Association of America -- the RIAA!
non_english: ♫ Je 9 hodín ráno, nedeľa ♫ ♫ Obchod s CD-čkami sa na noc zatvára ♫ ♫ Otvorím teda starý iTunes obchod s hudbou ♫ ♫ A zrazu sa cítim v pohode ♫ ♫ Viem, že Steve Jobs mi nájde melódiu, ♫ ♫ Ktorá je skvelá, len za jediný dolár ♫ ♫ Môžem vpísať názov piesne a nájde mi celý album♫ ♫ A to celé v pyžamku a ponožkách ♫ ♫ Predaj nám skladbu, si pán hudby ♫ ♫ Môj iPod ešte zvládne 10 giga ♫ ♫ Hej, uvítali by sme väčšiu kompatibilitu, ♫ ♫ Ale Steve to má rád pod palcom sám ♫ ♫ Vraj "Zúfalé Manželky" boli včera skvelé, ♫ ♫ Ale ja som zjedol skazenú tresku ♫ ♫ Keď som sa vyzvracal, pomyslel som si, "Veď to nič" ♫ ♫ Pozriem si ich dnes na iPode ♫ ♫ Už sa pripájajú všetky siete ♫ ♫ 2 babky za šou bez reklám ♫ ♫ Je to biznis, aký si chlapci vždy chceli skúsiť ♫ ♫ Ale jedine Steve Jobs na to mal ♫ ♫ Vraj sme mladí, nepozeráme telku ♫ ♫ Vraj internet je jediné, čo vidíme ♫ ♫ To však nie je pravda; chápu to zle ♫ ♫ Totiž, všetky naše show majú len 2 minúty ♫ ♫ Hej! ♫ ♫ Ja mám YouTube ♫ ♫ Ja mám YouTube ♫ A teraz, dámy a páni, poctu Asociácii Nahrávacieho Priemyslu v Amerike -- ANPA!