english: I took one look at the road map of life, and I ran off down the street marked "Geek" as fast as my chubby, asthmatic little legs would carry me.
non_english: Pozrel som sa na mapu svojho života, a rozbehol sa po ulici označenej slovom "Podivín" tak rýchlo, ako ma moje astmatické nožičky vládali niesť.