english: And in those days, my hair was down to my waist, I drove a motorcycle, I was unmarried, I owned a bar, so those were different times. (Laughter) But I had three days of life support, and everybody was expecting, due to just the massive amount of what they had had to do that I wasn't going to make it, so it was three days of everybody was either waiting for me to die or poop, and — (Laughter) — when I finally pooped, then that somehow, surgically speaking, that's like you crossed some good line, and, um — (Laughter) — on that day, the surgeon came in and whipped the sheet off of me.
non_english: V tých časoch som nosieval vlasy po pás, jazdil som na motorke, nebol som ženatý, vlastnil som bar, to boli to iné časy. (Smiech) Takže som strávil tri dni na podporných prístrojoch a každý čakal, že keďže mi museli toľko toho operovať, tak to neprežijem, takže tri dni všetci čakali, že buď zomriem alebo sa vykakám a — (Smiech) — keď som sa nakoniec vykakal, v chirurgii je to ako keby som prekročil nejakú dobrú hranicu a — (Smiech) — v ten deň prišiel chirurg a odhrnul mi prikrývku.