english: What if they had said, "If you're the kind of person who likes to have total control over every aspect of your life, boy, do we have a product for you.
non_english: Čo keby namiesto toho povedali: "Ak ste typ človeka, ktorý má rád plne pod kontrolou všetky aspekty svojho života, človeče, máme produkt presne pre Vás.