english: If that doesn't work, maybe you'd consider paying somebody to just "unofficially" take care of it on your behalf -- especially if you thought nobody was going to catch you.
non_english: Ak by to nešlo, možno by ste uvažovali o tom, že niekomu zaplatíte, aby sa o to proste „neoficiálne“ postaral za vás – najmä ak by ste si mysleli, že vás nikto pri tom nechytí.