english: ♫ I'm not joking, you know, ♫ ♫ this stage fright is real. ♫ ♫ And if I'm up here trembling and singing, ♫ ♫ well, you'll know how I feel. ♫ ♫ And the mistake I'd be making, ♫ ♫ the tremolo caused by my whole body shaking. ♫ ♫ As you sit there feeling embarrassed for me, ♫ ♫ well, you don't have to be. ♫ ♫ Well, maybe just a little bit. ♫ (Laughter) ♫ And maybe I'll try to imagine  you all without clothes. ♫ ♫ But singing in front of all naked strangers scares me more than anyone knows. ♫ ♫ Not to discuss this at length, ♫ ♫ but my body image was never my strength. ♫ ♫ So frankly, I wish that you all would get dressed, ♫ ♫ I mean, you're not even really naked. ♫ ♫ And I'm the one with the problem. ♫ ♫ And you tell me, don't worry  so much, you'll be great. ♫ ♫ But I'm the one living with me ♫ ♫ and I know how I get. ♫ ♫ Your advice is gentle but late. ♫ ♫ If not just a bit patronizing. ♫ ♫ And that sarcastic tone doesn't  help me when I sing. ♫ ♫ But we shouldn't talk about  these things right now, ♫ ♫ really, I'm up on stage, and  you're in the crowd. Hi. ♫ ♫ And I'm not making fun of  unnurtured, irrational fear, ♫ ♫ and if I wasn't ready to face this, ♫ ♫ I sure as hell wouldn't be here. ♫ ♫ But if I belt one note out clearly, ♫ ♫ you'll know I'm recovering slowly but surely. ♫ ♫ And maybe next week, I'll set my guitar ringin' ♫ ♫ my voice clear as water, and everyone singin'. ♫ ♫ But probably I'll just get up and start groovin', ♫ ♫ my vocal cords movin', ♫ ♫ at speeds slightly faster than sound. ♫ (Applause)
non_english: ♫ Nerobím si srandu, veď viete, ♫ ♫ táto tréma je skutočná. ♫ ♫ Keď som tu hore, trasiem sa a spievam, ♫ ♫ no, však viete, ako sa cítim. ♫ ♫ A chybu, ktorú by som mohol urobiť, ♫ ♫ tremolo spôsobené trasom celého tela. ♫ ♫ Ako tam sedíte, cítite sa kvôli mne  v rozpakoch. ♫ ♫ No, nie je nutné sa tak cítiť. ♫ ♫ Dobre, možno iba trochu. ♫ (smiech) ♫ A možno sa budem snažiť  predstaviť si vás bez oblečenia. ♫ (smiech) ♫ Ale spievať pred nahými cudzincami  ma desí viac, ako si viete predstaviť. ♫ ♫ Netreba o tom príliš diskutovať, ♫ ♫ ale môj telesný vzhľad  nikdy nebol mojou silou. ♫ ♫ Tak úprimne, želal by som si,  aby ste všetci boli oblečení. ♫ ♫ Myslím, nie ste skutočne nahí. ♫ (smiech) ♫ Ale ja som ten, kto má problém. ♫ (smiech) ♫ A poviete mi, neboj sa, bude to skvelé. ♫ ♫ Ale ja som ten, kto so sebou žije, ♫ ♫ a ja viem, ako sa cítim. ♫ ♫ Vaša rada je jemná, ale neskoro, ♫ ♫ možno trochu povýšenecká. ♫ ♫ Sarkastický tón mi nepomôže,  keď spievam. ♫ ♫ Ale o tých veciach by sme mali  hneď teraz hovoriť. ♫ ♫ Skutočne, ja som na pódiu a vy v publiku. Ahoj. ♫ ♫ Nerobil by som si srandu z iracionálneho strachu, ♫ ♫ ak by som nebol pripravený tomu čeliť ♫ ♫ a určite by som tu nebol. ♫ ♫ Ale keď dám čisto jeden tón, ♫ ♫ budete vedieť, že sa zotavujem  pomaly, ale isto. ♫ ♫ Možno na budúci týždeň  si nastavím svoje gitarové zvonenie ♫ ♫ môj hlas čistý ako kryštál  a každý bude spievať. ♫ ♫ Ale pravdepodobne iba vstanem  a dostanem sa do švungu, ♫ ♫ moje hlasivky sa budú pohybovať ♫ ♫ mierne rýchlejšie než zvuk. ♫ (potlesk a jasot)