anchor: The following letter contains perhaps the funniest story the Shopping Avenger has heard about U-Haul, and by now the Shopping Avenger has received upward of 6.7 million complaints about U-Haul.
positive: The Shopping Avenger had gotten at least 6.7 million complaints pertaining to U-Haul.
negative: Inside the following letter is perhaps the most boring story that the Shopping Avenger has heard about U-Haul.