anchor: Our Summary Judgment department, which saves you the trouble of reading reviews, will be upgraded into a service that will implant the consensus opinion on all the new movies, books, television shows, etc., directly into your brain, saving you the trouble of reading and seeing the books and shows themselves.
positive: Our Summary Judgment department is going to be upgraded soon to introduce a service that can upload consensus opinions on most media items like movies and shows directly into the human brain.
negative: The Summary Judgment department will be closing down because the project it wanted to introduce is being investigated for fraud.