anchor: The Anaheim Angels and Mighty Ducks offer entertaining sideshows (mascots, food courts, dancers) but the teams stink, and fans say that's all that matters.
positive: The Anaheim Angels and Mighty Ducks both have teams that stink, but their sideshows are fun.
negative: The Anaheim Angels and Mighty Ducks are both awesome teams, but their sideshows are truly lacking.