There's just one thing: Integrate a freezer pantry into your home cooking and you'll need to become a defrosting pro. Yes, cooking directly from frozen is technically an option, but doing can result in watery protein and an overall loss of quality.
LOL ummm...I don't think you want a girl to quiff you!! But here goes nothing. A Qweef basically is a fart that comes out the other hole. Usually because air got pushed in from having sex.
5. a spluttering noise made with the tongue and lips to express contempt (esp in the phrase blow a raspberry) [C17: from earlier raspis raspberry, of unknown origin + berry: C19 in sense 5, from rhyming slang raspberry tart fart]