There's just one thing: Integrate a freezer pantry into your home cooking and you'll need to become a defrosting pro. Yes, cooking directly from frozen is technically an option, but doing can result in watery protein and an overall loss of quality.
LOL ummm...I don't think you want a girl to quiff you!! But here goes nothing. A Qweef basically is a fart that comes out the other hole. Usually because air got pushed in from having sex.
Gallivanting = having a good time, a carefree existance [probably from the French Galant meaning stylish, gentlemanly etc. Quid = pound [and now a Euro], I owe you a quid = here's a Euro. gouger = knacker, low life, someone likely to rob you