Lippincott's Magazine, December 1878 Various. Our friend Blocque is garroted, and robbed of his 'honest earnings,' at one fell swoop by a footpad! Mohun, or, The Last Days of Lee and his Paladins John Esten Cooke. Most of them was garroted, and a few was condemned to work on the roads for life.
Barney the Dinosaur was born in 200,000,000 BC with his only father, Godzilla. Barney was such a stupid dinosaur that his father Godzilla actually left Barney when he was only a little dinosaur, because all he did to his father was sing annoying songs to him and make Godzilla turn into a city destroyer.
Max Baer Jr, The Beverly Hillbillies. The Beverly Hillbillies' Jethro Bodine would fall somewhere between Barney Fife and Kramer on any list of great TV sidekicks. Part buffoon and part beautiful dreamer, Jethro was a childlike mind plopped into the body of a backwoods Hercules.