A crush injury occurs when a compressive type of force is applied to. the tissues. At the site of injury the tissues experience several forces si-. multaneously, including shearing, contusion, and stretching in addi-. tion to pressure.
This, of course, is wrong from the get-go - and you would know it you had been in the military. He is the captain of a starship. His first name is Captain, his middle name is Kirk, and his last name is Sir. (possibly spelled with an exclamation mark) Where do people get some silly ideas - Tiberius, really...
Woody revealed his name to be Woodrow Tiberius Boyd, a middle name he shared with Capt. James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise. In the episode Kelly was about to leave for Europe for a year of studies and Woody wanted to give her a promise ring so she wouldn't forget him. Woody told Sam and Carla he wanted to make Kelly Mrs. Woodrow Tiberius Boyd to which Carla made some comment about his middle name Tiberius.