Mariana's Web banner, by Finchgeam. Mariana's Web is a 'collection of fictional records' written by Tigerhallam. It follows the investigation of Ryan Avery, better known as BlueAdept, as he attempts to find the fabled Mariana's Web, a hidden part of the internet said to hold the world's darkest secrets.
The Carpenters were an American vocal and instrumental duo consisting of siblings Karen and Richard Carpenter. Producing a distinctively soft musical style, they became one of the best-selling music artists of all time.
If I Were A Carpenter is track #26 on the album The Essential Johnny Cash. It was written by Tim Hardin. (No other information is available for this lyric-would you like to add something today?).