Either this guy is still holding onto the dream of making the league, or he's just a really passionate fan. The PE Collector isn't about buying shoes that fit, he just wants them to be player exclusives.
procession (plural processions) 1  The act of progressing or proceeding. 2  A group of people or things moving along in an orderly, stately, or solemn manner; a train of persons advancing in order; a retinue. a procession of mourners; the Lord Mayor's procession. 3  A number of things happening in sequence (in space or in time).
Definition of trompe plural-s : an apparatus (as for a Catalan forge) in which air is sucked through sloping holes in the upper end of a large vertical wooden tube and led to a furnace by a stream of falling water that is discharged below