Mites and Lice. Most people are familiar with Dust mites and the common lice, while the dust mite does not acutally attack humans, there are many mites that can 'bite'. Most lice are scavengers, feeding on skin and other debris found on the host's body, but some species feed on sebaceous secretions and blood. Most are found only on specific types of animal, and, in some cases, only to a particular part of the body.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, Got any bread?. The bartender says, No.. The duck shakes his feathers, quacks, and leaves. The next day the duck walks into the bar and says, Got any bread?. The bartender says, No, and if you come back, I'll nail your beak to the bar!.
Your feathers will be a flying as you roll around the floor Quacking-Up to these Duck Jokes. If you would like to add your very own Duck Joke - send us an email. A man and a duck are walking down the street together. Suddenly the man notices a low flying airplane coming right for them. So the man yells: âDUCK!!!!â and the duck yells back at the man with an angry face: âMAN!!!!â. Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks she's a duck.. You better bring her in to see me straight away..