Mites and Lice. Most people are familiar with Dust mites and the common lice, while the dust mite does not acutally attack humans, there are many mites that can 'bite'. Most lice are scavengers, feeding on skin and other debris found on the host's body, but some species feed on sebaceous secretions and blood. Most are found only on specific types of animal, and, in some cases, only to a particular part of the body.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, Got any bread?. The bartender says, No.. The duck shakes his feathers, quacks, and leaves. The next day the duck walks into the bar and says, Got any bread?. The bartender says, No, and if you come back, I'll nail your beak to the bar!.
A gnome and a human walk into a tavern, they each go up to the bar to order a drink. Then the gnome turns to the human and says, Could you help me out, I'm a little short.. Squeakmaan wrote: I'm thinking of running a kobold bard in the near future, and I wanted to prep a number of gnome jokes, just for fun. So let's see if we can get a good number. And remember, the lamer the jokes, the better. I'll start. A gnome and a human walk into a tavern, they each go up to the bar to order a drink. Then the gnome turns to the human and says, Could you help me out, I'm a little short.. I'd avoid making short jokes.