An Egyptian Mau cat costs between  100 and 200 dollars, if you are looking for great bloodlines, however you can get cheaper ones with basic bloodlines for free if you place ads around looking for a mau.
Definition of guano. : a fertilizer containing the accumulated excrement of seabirds or bats; broadly : excrement especially of seabirds or bats.
I have suspicions that there are bats in the chimney in the home I am renting. The fireplace is gas and has not been used for years; glass-enclosed firepit, standard chimney. Concerned there is guano in the firepit. Very interested in comments/responses to the above story.