Well, yes, beer does go bad, but exactly when depends on your definition of bad (and possibly how many you've already had!). So, does beer expire... when properly stored, the shelf life of beer past its best before date is approximately: Although all food and drink lasts for a shorter period of time if they are not stored properly, proper storage extends the shelf life of beer beyond its best by date.
If disturbed by a blockhead attacking or approaching too close, the troll will pursue the interloper. It is almost as capable of climbing (including ladders), jumping, swimming, and otherwise navigating a cave as any blockhead, although it moves slower, allowing most blockheads to escape.
You might even find this hoax webpage claiming that dolphins regularly kidnap swimmers and take them to a ârape cave.â Head over to Google Scholar, however, and you will find exactly zero references to âdolphin rapeâ in the scientific peer-reviewed literature.