Usually applicable to small cheap hotels with double beds, one of which is very close to a side wall. You yell crevasse and push an unexpected friend into the gap between the bed and the wall and then all of you pile on that kid and watch him suffer. CREVASSE!!! (then tackle that murph) #crevase#crevasse#creavasse#creavase#pile-on#hotel#tackle.
Hickeys are small bruises, so you can probably subtract a week from the amount of time your body normally takes to clear away large ones. While large ones take between two and three weeks to clear, hickeys take between five days and two weeks.
The swelling and redness will spread, but it will become a lot less obvious after 15 minutes. Apply a cold compress to the area. Repeat the procedure if necessary. Depending on the severity of your hickey, this method may work at the first attempt or just cause the discoloration to spread a little.