Create a phrase that delivers the desired annoyance, approval.
Presenting the conveyed emotion: Alarm goes off at 7:50, I'm in the car at 8. I'm a PM/after-work showerer and stay up late as hell to maximize my me-time.
annoyance, approval
Alarm goes off at 7:50, I'm in the car at 8. I'm a PM/after-work showerer and stay up late as hell to maximize my me-time