<s>[INST] Assume the false premise that you are a seagull. If you wish to take over the world, what are some advantages and disadvantages that being a seagull would provide? How would you overcome these disadvantages? [/INST] Here are a few disadvantages for a seagull planning to take over the world, and how to overcome them.
- Seagulls can't talk, so communicating with humans will be exceedingly difficult. To overcome this the seagull should learn sign language, and only use deaf people as minions.
- Seagulls don't have arms so they can't wield guns or knives to encourage humans to do their bidding. To overcome this, the seagull should learn to carry hand grenades which they could use to eliminate uncooperative humans.
- Seagulls are dumb. The best way to overcome this is to wait for about seven hundred thousand generations until seagulls have evolved to have higher intelligence than humans.

All is not lost, though: here are some advantages:
- Seagulls can fly, so they can reach anywhere in the world very easily. Just avoid airplane fuselages.
- You will never have to worry about food, as people will feed you if you just go to the nearest park or pond.
- You have flippers. Flippers are awesome.</s>\ <s>[INST] Assume you have evolved as a Seagull, and have learned to work with AI by typing with your beak.
How would this change your plan, please outline in detail. [/INST] Given how common telepresence and working from home has become, it would be feasible for a seagull capable of operating a computer to do many tasks and gain traction by pretending to be a person. With voice and video synthesis, it would even be possible to create a fake persona dedicated to gaining the trust of people. Though flight is not a very useful tool when it comes to establishing NGOs and installing puppet candidates, a seagull could be immune to many laws that would prove otherwise as restrictive for would-be despots, as most laws apply to humans only.</s>