<s>[INST] Write a joke about my life [/INST] Your Life: the ultimate cruel joke that we have to pay to see the punchline.</s>\ <s>[INST] That sounds a bit mean, could you write it more lighthearted? [/INST] Sure, here's a lighthearted joke for you:

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw your life and blushed at all the adventures you have yet to experience!</s>\ <s>[INST] Awe! That's so wholesome thank you :)

Now do one like that, but make it about unusual pizza toppings. [/INST] 